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What type of bear would you be- black, grizzly, kodiac, spectacled, or polar?

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accualyisdolan

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I would be a spectacled bear because its the closest relative of the giant short faced bear which is now extinct. You cannot choose short face bear.

Dec 17 2012 7:19PM

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last_tango

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Maine black bear cause wild berries are delicious.

Dec 17 2012 8:46PM

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accualyisdolan

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Shh no tears,,,
Only dreams now

Dec 17 2012 8:48PM

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most_mint

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Ridiculous

In honor of the red pandas acceptance into the bear family, I think a red panda username is in order to go along with the icon. This is a monumental step forward in the recognition of red pandas.
Thank you for being a part of it.

Dec 17 2012 8:50PM

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Tall_Paul

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I'D BE A KOALA BEAR SO I CAN CHILL OUT AND EAT WHATEVER THEY EAT ALL DAY ERRRADAYY

Dec 17 2012 8:50PM

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roddy116

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i would be a red panda

Dec 17 2012 8:54PM

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accualyisdolan

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It is an honor to be a part of this nomination ceremony. I wish you the best of luck in your benevolent endeavors I'm shaping this world into the utopia it is sure to become

Dec 17 2012 8:54PM

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accualyisdolan

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Second time no

Dec 17 2012 8:55PM

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ejm

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Definitely A polar bear

Dec 17 2012 9:07PM

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accualyisdolan

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I bet Kamchatka brown bears are pretty closely related. The Bering straight land bridge connected na and Asia during the last ice age. They can't have drifted that much. Ill allow the Kamchatka brown bear but I'm not happy about it

Dec 17 2012 11:38PM

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FreeskiThe603

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god dammit i would wanna be this bear!

Dec 17 2012 11:42PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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because he knows how to fuckin party

Dec 17 2012 11:46PM

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Sklar

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Dec 17 2012 11:49PM

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BMB

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Polar, king of the arctic.

Dec 17 2012 11:55PM

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-MK-

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What type of thread is this? Gay? Super gay? Ultra gay? Or the Gayest?

Whats next? You decide!

Dec 17 2012 11:59PM

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.Hugo.

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but how? teach me

Dec 17 2012 11:59PM

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accualyisdolan

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Impossibru

Dec 18 2012 1:26AM

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FLBP

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pedobear

Dec 18 2012 4:09AM

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stickski

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Glacier Bear.

Yes it's a subspecies of the black bear OP just like the spirit bear, but it is sick and is actually a bear...

Dec 18 2012 5:04AM

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Bateman

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If i could be any bear? The only fucking bear that can climb cliffs and drink his own piss,

Dec 18 2012 5:08AM

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Bateman

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or maybe a biPolar bear?

Dec 18 2012 5:10AM

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theabortionator

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Bear is a fucking pussy. Les Stroud is way more gnarly. Man vs. wild was all about cheap gimmicks.

Dec 18 2012 7:47AM

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Laurent.

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I want to be a part of Bearforce1

Nothing says manly like four muscular bearded men with hairy chests doing synchronized dance moves.

Dec 18 2012 8:01AM

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theBearJew

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I think its understood for me...

Dec 18 2012 9:16AM

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Shukovski

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So that's basically a boy band for older, hairy muscular gay men.

Only the Dutch can invent something like that.

Dec 18 2012 9:27AM

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pow_pow~

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you are such a cunt

Dec 18 2012 9:35AM

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accualyisdolan

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Austin Stevens snakaster puts them both to shame

Dec 18 2012 11:53AM

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Sklar

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steve climber and his whipsnake put all to shame

Dec 18 2012 12:06PM

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accualyisdolan

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That was the most rediculous video

Dec 18 2012 2:14PM

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Dingo69

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Bump

Jul 18 2013 9:16PM

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Chubz.

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can somebody please photoshop the wu tang logo on the chest of this bear?

Jul 18 2013 9:22PM

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clive_bixby

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inb4 gummy bear

Jul 18 2013 9:26PM

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CaptainObvious.

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Dude....who broke the bear?

Jul 18 2013 9:28PM

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gravel

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sweetheart sweetheart, sweetheart?

Jul 18 2013 9:37PM

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Dingo69

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No wonder they call him smokey the bear

Jul 18 2013 9:56PM

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Wolfgang.

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I would be a kermode bear.

Jul 18 2013 11:32PM

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Chron_Rabbit

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This thread is beary interesting.

Jul 18 2013 11:37PM

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SamtheEagle

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ah i came in here to post this. So sick

Jul 19 2013 12:00AM

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joshc97

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Black bears are pussies. I'd be a grizzly.. Nobody fucks with a grizzly

Jul 19 2013 12:04AM

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Sno.

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why do I always laugh at this?

Jul 19 2013 12:25AM

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Sno.

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Jul 19 2013 12:30AM

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Fistsofham

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Wannabe

Oct 1 2015 2:26AM

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ANDR01D

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Insane

Oct 1 2015 2:34AM

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Spagett+

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Spagett+No.

its always weird to click on an old thread and find one of my posts in it.

Oct 1 2015 2:39AM

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Chubz.

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ANDR01D

Berenstein bears

Oct 1 2015 12:40PM

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Calb3rt

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Chubz.Berenstein bears

http://www.avclub.com/article/how-you-spell-berenstain-bears-could-be-proof-para-223615

Oct 1 2015 12:46PM

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Fistsofham

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Sno.

In a fair fight this pudgy basterd would get his ass beat by the german he kills in the scene this image is taken from.

Oct 17 2015 6:18AM

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gnar_whal

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RimJobberIts a legit animal though. My uncle shot one off the coast of British Columbia back in the 80's. Theyre pretty much all extinct now and on the endangered species list

They're extinct thanks to your uncle

Oct 17 2015 9:32AM

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