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Best Ski Slang?

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sweetleaf
Posts: 85 - Karma: 124
I've heard a lot of crap that makes no sense so I want to hear the most common terms
Dec 15 2012 7:00PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
gaper=OP
Dec 15 2012 7:00PM
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old-dirty11
Posts: 340 - Karma: 238
steezy
Dec 15 2012 7:00PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
"cocksucker" which is what we call people like you
Dec 15 2012 7:01PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
shimmy shimmy ya explains pretty much everything you want
Dec 15 2012 7:10PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
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Dec 15 2012 10:34PM
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localonvolkls
Posts: 448 - Karma: 90
pensatucky shuffle
Dec 15 2012 10:37PM
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TropicStorm
Posts: 239 - Karma: 206
yep
Dec 15 2012 10:45PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
send er
Dec 15 2012 11:04PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
steeze = style + making it look easy
stoke = really excited
donkey dick = a very short length kink at the end of a down section of a rail
gapper = someone who uses the jumps needed to get on rails to just...jump. Not to get on the rail    (Poor wording sorry)

.....there are other terms used in skiing, however, I wouldn't classify them as slang.  Anyways, these are the ones that I know off the top of my head.  I'm sure there are plenty more.
Dec 15 2012 11:11PM
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sweetleaf
Posts: 85 - Karma: 124
i've heard steeze but the others are pretty cool too thanks
Dec 15 2012 11:15PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
SNARF! SNARF!
Dec 16 2012 12:23AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
send it = to go huge on a jump or bc drop

pretzel = "scissoring" your legs when changing spin direction on a rail

Stomped = land perfectly

leg burner/warm up run = bumpy, rough, steep run to warm up on.

shuffle = to land a bit sideways, then smoothly slide around and ride away.


Dec 16 2012 12:29AM
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Fonzy.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 30
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Dec 16 2012 12:43AM
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plukski
Posts: 26 - Karma: 70
Are there more?
Oct 15 2014 8:29AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
nollie lip stalefish disaster on the down flat diggity down
Oct 15 2014 8:57AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
whirleybird obviously
Oct 15 2014 9:14AM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
Shoots - yea
Roger dat - fuck yea

-"yo man wanna go get a dink?"
-"shoots"

-"yo man wanna go to the titty bar"
-"roger dat!"
Oct 15 2014 9:19AM
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TwoPlankz
Posts: 25 - Karma: -29
Steeze to the knees
Oct 15 2014 12:15PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
extra steeze above the knees, but bruh is the best fosho
Oct 15 2014 4:18PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
safety meeting - every chairlift ride. Or if you're lucky your mountain has smoke shacks for even safer meetings. God I love Big Sky.
Oct 16 2014 12:48AM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884
"threw some sick licks today off the cornice"
"yep, super gripped up here"
Oct 16 2014 1:05AM
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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
Sick licks: mad tricks
It aint eazy being steezy: it is not an easy one being the steezy one
Mid-thigh keep it fly: the middle of the thigh is optimum length of steeze for everything, poles, pants, jacket, etc.
Past the knees lose the steeze: believe it or not there is too tall
Gripped: feeling before doing something scary
Puckered: so gripped your pooper is clenched
Stoked: excited
Stunt ditch: half pipe
Trick-track: the park
Super mogul: Booter
Booter: jump or kicker
Tanner halled it: knuckleing
Gucci plateau: money spot, right past tanner hall
Thug zone: slightly past the Gucci plateau
Flocka flat sector: past the thug zone, pretty flat
Simon dumont/big air dave: sending past the flat

More for when im not on mobile
Oct 16 2014 2:43PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
penutbutrnjellysafety meeting - every chairlift ride. Or if you're lucky your mountain has smoke shacks for even safer meetings. God I love Big Sky.


"Safety meetings" are the best. Both the expression and the act.
Oct 16 2014 3:36PM
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gregor100
Posts: 28 - Karma: 1,134
Came in to post stunt ditch, devastated someone beat me to it.
Oct 16 2014 4:19PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
Gucci plateauyou mean money spot, right at the bottom of the landing
Oct 16 2014 6:47PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,695
stuntditch= halfpipe
Oct 16 2014 6:55PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Calling straight airs boner airs
Oct 16 2014 9:30PM
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B_K
Posts: 723 - Karma: 1,293
kangaroo flip= dub flat 9
Oct 17 2014 1:46AM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
Hammyslapwagonsteeze = style + making it look easy
stoke = really excited
donkey dick = a very short length kink at the end of a down section of a rail
gapper = someone who uses the jumps needed to get on rails to just...jump. Not to get on the rail    (Poor wording sorry)

.....there are other terms used in skiing, however, I wouldn't classify them as slang.  Anyways, these are the ones that I know off the top of my head.  I'm sure there are plenty more.


Lol.. Heard some of these on slopes. There are some ski slang which I'm not sure that exist though. :D
Oct 17 2014 2:14AM
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perpledrank
Posts: 51 - Karma: 68
noseblock on the trick triangle then 6 disaster on the down flat... I mean flat down...
Oct 17 2014 8:01AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
Lip-Either refers to the take off before a rail or spinning the opposite way you're entering the rail. (Enter rail on the right, spin left visa versa)

Zipper Line-fastest way down a mogul field.

Bombing-Going too fast without any regard for anyone else down a hill but still making it to the bottom unscaved.

Mashed Potatoes-Very slushy spring conditions.

Face shots-Where the powder is so deep you get it on your face, this can be achieved through slashes or straight lining.

Pillow-A "pillow" like pile of snow. Usually formed due to trees, rocks or other adnormalilities in the gradient.

Pillow Line- A number of pillows in a row.

Tap (Nose/Tail)- Tapping the nose/tail of your ski on anything. This can range from rails, to trees to rocks.
Oct 17 2014 8:12AM
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plukski
Posts: 26 - Karma: 70
Jerry = Gaper
Jan 12 2015 11:15AM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Banger - what I did with your mom last night
Jan 12 2015 11:44AM
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KENDOZER
Posts: 408 - Karma: 1,145
Mobbin- similar to bombing, slightly more turns

Hollywood Run- Run easily visible or underneath of chair

OP, watch some Mashed Potatoes
Jan 12 2015 11:58AM
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 3,006
Stupidest one I've ever heard is probably "Inspiration" referring to weed..

Hoping this is just some stupid Ontario park rat slang that doesn't catch on.
Jan 12 2015 1:04PM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
I just love the terms that fuck with non freeskiers the most, especially when you combine them in a chat with a freeskier around "normal" people:

-Dude, i feel like stomping trannies in between giant pillows, and hucking flats screaming seamen everywhere in the pow.
-Nah man, i'm all about tapping donkey dicks and buttering the shit out of knuckles, laying really steezy corks with truck drivers. I kinda like hippy killers too though.

xD
Jan 12 2015 1:13PM
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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
This might be something only my mountain does but someone who wears a gopro on their helmet is a teletubby
Jan 12 2015 8:08PM
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AlexNMC
Posts: 21 - Karma: 73
dgraves"threw some sick licks today off the cornice"


What that means?
Jan 13 2015 7:02AM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Grilled.SteezeStupidest one I've ever heard is probably "Inspiration" referring to weed..

Hoping this is just some stupid Ontario park rat slang that doesn't catch on.


Now it will....
Jan 14 2015 1:32AM
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 3,006
gnarballsianmNow it will....


What have I done..
Jan 14 2015 9:05AM
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mikesampson
Posts: 22 - Karma: 105
Schralpage
Joey
Punta
Jan 14 2015 11:49AM
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butterybawls
Posts: 130 - Karma: 2,935
faceshots
Jan 14 2015 2:22PM
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