Replying to Proposed new way to elect the president

Ok, so its obvious this election is so close, its gonna end up in the news and courts for weeks to come after tomorrow cause unless one canidate has a blowout of the other, their both gonna dispute the results whoever loses

my idea...to avoid stupid political lawsuits and countersuits for the next month is this

lets get bush and kerry and two kegs in a room...measure the cups so their equal...and have a drink off

heres the rules

1) cups will be measured to contain 12 oz's

2) pours will be measured

3) this is not a speed contest, it is a DURATION contest...when one canidate finishes a cup, the other canidate must finish his cup within one minute, before each can move onto the next cup (to keep each canidate equal

4) if a canidate boots, instant loss

WHOEVER CAN DRINK MORE BECOMES PRESIDENT...because i mean what can measure who is more of a man then a drinking contest

ahahahaha
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