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Hi there, how are things?

oooo big boy did a google check on 2 stocks, ive made more money then you in the stock market so yea i guarantee I know more than you about the stock market. I had no idea when he invested maybe you did say in 09 im not going back to reread the first post. i was making a joke at the end of the day he still has 1,000,000's of $$$$$$$$ and i don't.

About 2,000 USD.

3g between both accounts. Bout to drop 900 on new tires though

$2100 built up for skiing, since I can only make a maximum of $140 a week for the season and travel every weekend.

Sells shares in Apple to buy PowerBook.
MacBook released same year.
You Derped.

I have roughly $78 in my money clip but I am going to Chipotle in 15minutes which will cost me exactly $19.22 since I get the same thing each time.

x2 orders of chicken tacos, one with avo which will be an added $0.50, like fuck it slap some of that guac on my shit grl.

x1 Large cheese quesadilla. FUCK that thing gets all toasty in that metal pancake tortilla tanning bed they have for it, crystalizing the dough of the tortilla to roughly 40%. The mixture of jack and mozarella cheeses with hints of Chipotle's special spicy seasoning and butter get's oh so oozled out of the folds of the tortilla, like a V when a guy is pullin owt. Placed in a tightly wrapped tin foil condom sitting oh so patiently next to my set of 6 tacos in this hopefully 100% recycled bag. The andrew jackson gets traded back for $0.78 and I do a no-look toss of it all into the tip jar. Hop into my white SUV, blast through traffic, and come home to my empty home, dark room that has been preset to roughly 71 degrees farenheit with the window slightly opened to let gusts of outdoor breeze hit my face when I later bury myself in the blankets of love. I consume my 1300 calorie meal as a movie plays on my illuminated 27" iMac and fall into a food induced coma for roughly 2hours until I repeat the whole scenario but...at Carl's Jr.

2.01.

bank account after selling car and moving into housing in september: ~$2,200
bank account after first semesters shenanigans and gas to go skiing: ~$180

yeah I spent roughly 2Gs on kraft macaroni, beer, and weed. and I aint even mad.

i shit you fucking not i have $0.37 i just spent $6.59 on a lemonade and a small beef and chinese vegetable, tomorow i will cash my paycheck and be back up around $600 thankfully.

10k USD or so for my savings and 450 USD for my checking. Saving up for college is awesome

well I had about 1700 but then I paid for half my car and food and gas and yada yada now I have like 9 dollas. But I work one night a week so I pocket like 50 bucks for gas and my parents give me some gas money and food money so I don't really touch my account durring the school year. Also-

Ill admit that I'm a rich white kid and if my parents are paying for it ill buy whatever because my parents had plenty of $$$. But, i will receive no inheritance so when it comes to saving, i will not spend a penny of my own money and I'm studying to be an engineer woot woot.

It bothers me that you're okay with this. Maybe you're exaggerating. But I could not just ask my parents for everything. I'd feel terrible.

I don't mess with gold diggers.

I'm not a gold digger, I'm seriously interested in you. Really.