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Justin Bieber murdered!!!!

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corona
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almost...


well not even almost.


but he was the target of a murder plot! and the 2 dudes that were conspiring to kill him were arrested. They had planned to castrate him and get $2,500 per testicle from some other dude.


This is the suspect:

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What an idiot, he'd have gotten $0 working on a per testicle basis for a Bieber murder.






also story:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/12/12/justin-bieber-murder-plot.html
Dec 12 2012 11:44PM
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1337
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zing!
Dec 12 2012 11:45PM
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TonicAura
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Oh my god the suicide rate of prepubescent/teen girls if this actually happened
Dec 12 2012 11:46PM
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.Apex.
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I don't consider myself a bad person but I wish he had succeeded so badly it hurts inside
Dec 12 2012 11:47PM
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TheStudioCC
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$2500???? That's it? There's plenty of little rich girls, who's parents would pay hundreds of thousands.
Dec 12 2012 11:47PM
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theabortionator
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Not even worth it. A murder for 2500? These days? Jesus, it ain't the wild west.


That's like people robbing a store at gun point in their home town for a few hundred bucks, just isn't worth it.
Dec 12 2012 11:50PM
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Calb3rt
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And here is my most prized possession *takes jar off shelf* Justin Bieber's testicles.
Dec 12 2012 11:50PM
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james6345789
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hahahahaha oh god
Dec 12 2012 11:53PM
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daannnnieel
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I don't think he was really doing it for the money. Come on guys, think about it.
Dec 12 2012 11:57PM
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theabortionator
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Canadians version of rocky mountain oysters.
Dec 13 2012 12:34AM
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ejm
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i would think a beiber ball is worth more then $0? little girls would go nuts for em.
Dec 13 2012 12:37AM
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daannnnieel
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little girls can't get funding from their parents for a dead famous person's testicle.



Also puny.
Dec 13 2012 12:44AM
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Bethune
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I would pay $2500 for JB to disappear
Dec 13 2012 1:12AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Dec 13 2012 1:14AM
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Jeebus.
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When someone succeeds in killing him, i look forward to watching the snuff film.
Dec 13 2012 1:16AM
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Steeze_Irwin
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Dec 13 2012 1:27AM
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450out.
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You're absolutely right. He was doing it because it was the right thing to do.
Dec 13 2012 1:29AM
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Mtougas
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major lolz
Dec 13 2012 2:15AM
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Spinoza
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yeah but actually. there would be some traumatized kids
Dec 13 2012 2:17AM
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ryano
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well by the looks of the guy, no wonder he failed. he looks stoned out of his mind.
Dec 13 2012 3:04AM
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Meases_Pieces
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I approve of your math sir...
Dec 13 2012 3:12AM
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corona
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apparently the dude who hired them was completely obsessed with J Biebs and had a tattoo of him. He tried to contact JB but couldn't, so he went crazy.
Dec 13 2012 10:19AM
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Petey.
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Dec 13 2012 10:45AM
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..AR6rider..
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God I wish they went through with it.
Dec 13 2012 1:37PM
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rareison
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Oh snap.
Dec 13 2012 1:42PM
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theabortionator
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You need at least 100k to even consider something like this. Especially somebody so high profile.

Who the fuck kills people for less than 3k? I guess that's what happens when the economy sucks.
Dec 13 2012 7:24PM
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accualyisdolan
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I see...
Dec 13 2012 7:27PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Kiran your icon looks like you.
Dec 13 2012 8:11PM
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rareison
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That's what I was going for
Dec 14 2012 12:14AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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Punny punny!
Dec 14 2012 12:21AM
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Malcolm
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"Martin told investigators he wanted J.B. killed because he "has a measure of fame" and Martin had "become infatuated" with him.

Martin has a tattoo of J.B. on his leg and attempted to contact him several times, but became upset when J.B. did not respond, the affidavit says."


I think he ended up getting what he wanted.

Dec 14 2012 12:25AM
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.JPolster
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I know a chick named Dana Martin, her newsfeed blew up with this
Dec 14 2012 12:26AM
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baethoven
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ahahahahaha

my thoughts exactly
Dec 14 2012 12:30AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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just for kicks.

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Dec 15 2012 7:58PM
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