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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,575
You know when you just get that random craving and you don't know why? Food, heroin, whatever.


I just got a mean craving for long john silvers chicken. I don't even go there ever. Probably haven't been in a couple years, but that's def what I was just craving.

Maybe I'm pregnant?
Dec 12 2012 12:27AM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
Abortionate
Dec 12 2012 12:28AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Baked macaroni and cheese with breadcrumbs, and mini kinder eggs.
Dec 12 2012 12:29AM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
A Chicken and steak burrito from Burrito boyz in Port Credit.

Probably the one food i miss most from back home. It will be either the first or the second thing I get once i get back Home for christmas.
Dec 12 2012 12:29AM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
This weed right herrr
Dec 12 2012 12:30AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Boiled babies.
Dec 12 2012 12:30AM
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chilling
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
A humongous dildo that winds all the way down my throat, through my stomach, into my intestinal tract and then out my anus
Dec 12 2012 12:31AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
McDonalds double cheesburger. even though i havent ate there in like 3+ years. ugh theres one just down my street i should go
Dec 12 2012 12:32AM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
I just had some marinated deer steak, can't say I was craving it though.
Dec 12 2012 12:34AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
some motherfuckin' sushi
Dec 12 2012 12:34AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
A mothafuckin PB&J
Dec 12 2012 12:42AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
i had a craving for a nice juicy burger the other day, so i went out to a diner and satisfied it
Dec 12 2012 12:42AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
I get cravings for orangina almost everyday. i live off that shit.
Dec 12 2012 12:44AM
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theabortionator
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I have no way to :( The nearest one is just over an hour away. If they're even open now they'd prolly be closed by the time I got there.

I just ate some stuffing. But I'm, still craving that chicken. I think it might be that thick flakiness to the breading on the fish and chicken there.

Always get weird cravings.
Dec 12 2012 12:47AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
the one time i ate that i didnt like it. tasted too gamie. like i was eating bambi
Dec 12 2012 12:49AM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
sex.
Dec 12 2012 12:53AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
A fucking smoke, or a fucking toke.
Dec 12 2012 12:54AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
buying a shitty old car
Dec 12 2012 12:59AM
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kstanz
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dick
Dec 12 2012 1:04AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
yeah dude. i'm turning 16 this weekend.
Dec 12 2012 1:05AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
hey there.
Dec 12 2012 1:07AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,575
I just checked and I have one of these things you speak of. In what fashion would you like to satisfy this craving that you have? And before you say it, don't worry, it really is no trouble at all. I'd be more than happy to help a fellow NSer in their time of need.

Dec 12 2012 1:13AM
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
Wasn't craving it before, but you got the idea in my head.....
Dec 12 2012 9:03AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
I really have to poop, thats not really a craving though
Dec 12 2012 9:09AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
ngl i need to go skiing, i get chills and shakes and shit...
Dec 12 2012 9:11AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I would enjoy a nice cancer stick currently.
Dec 12 2012 10:52AM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
Sushi...I want a giant plate of sushi to gorge on right meow
Dec 12 2012 10:52AM
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Jane6
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blahhh been wanting to eat white chocolate all day.
Dec 12 2012 10:54AM
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Peach.
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Wow fuck you now I need a big pile of sashimi.
Dec 12 2012 11:19AM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
a decent slice of new haven style pizza.
Dec 12 2012 11:21AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,575
Yeah, not really. Then again, maybe some people crave taking a huge shit.
Dec 12 2012 12:32PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
milk
Dec 12 2012 12:34PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Chicken wings.. definitely chicken wings
Dec 12 2012 12:34PM
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bo0b
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Movie theater popcorn. i luh dat sheit
Dec 12 2012 12:36PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Sleep.
Dec 12 2012 12:39PM
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Peach.
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I don't know. I have to take a dump and really kind of want to right now.
Dec 12 2012 12:41PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
the white cheddar popcorn in the black bag. That shit is so good
Dec 12 2012 12:45PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
A huge italian beef sandwich and chopped salad from portillos. going to get both in a few minutes to satisfy the crave...
Dec 12 2012 12:47PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
A big plate of ham, or some homemade jerky. Oh and Pizza Hut Pizza, or pizza bread I get at my local hill.
Dec 12 2012 1:50PM
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ironic
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This would be great.
Dec 12 2012 2:03PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
Im craving love :(
Dec 12 2012 2:04PM
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accualyisdolan
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Sushi is the food equivalent to heroin
Dec 12 2012 2:23PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Some fuckin jew food. Reuben sandwich and blintzes with blueberry sauce
Dec 12 2012 2:30PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Ribs, man I haven't had a good rack of ribs in a while
Dec 12 2012 3:02PM
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DINGWALL
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bong snaps
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Dec 12 2012 3:06PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
you sound damaged

sit on your hand for 20 minutes, then use the other one to call customer support lines until a hot sounding chick picks up the phone. talk about banal stuff and pretend you're just sitting next to her talking about your day while she does her thang on your wang

might not find you love, but you can tell her what you did when its over, in the name of science


please report back after. we're waiting
Dec 12 2012 3:08PM
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whoa-dere
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Dec 12 2012 3:10PM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
Im craving Mila Kunis. I could really go for some of Mila Kunis
Dec 12 2012 3:11PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Chinese food.
Dec 12 2012 3:27PM
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GingLife
Posts: 170 - Karma: 67
This, caffeine is failing at keeping me alert anymore and I'm somewhat shaky, seems like forever since I had a real night of sleep.

FUCK FINALS

that is all.
Dec 12 2012 3:33PM
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Bakeshow
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Dec 12 2012 3:45PM
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