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Shit skier girls say

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Jessie406
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ok so this has probably already been on here .. not sure. BUT way to funny not to watch.

Dec 10 2012 11:25PM
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charcharbinks
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I would say that this is pretty accurate.
Dec 10 2012 11:28PM
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Ski_Alot
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hahaha nice, great video
Dec 10 2012 11:29PM
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danderson.
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DAYMAN OAHHHHHHHH FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN OOOAAHHHHHHH CHAMPION OF THE SUN OOOOAHHHHHHHHH
Dec 10 2012 11:30PM
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oil.
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repost, but ill let it slide cuz you're a pinkname ;)
Dec 10 2012 11:31PM
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Jessie406
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ahha well at least i said i thought it was a repost.. just couldn't find it. oh well GREAT video tho.
Dec 10 2012 11:33PM
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DeRizzo
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pretty acurate
Dec 10 2012 11:42PM
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SurfaceHoar
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This video pisses me off because I got my pass pull the same day they filmed this, for taking that same air by the slow sign that they make fun of. It wasn't a joke for me that day.
Dec 10 2012 11:42PM
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t_rob
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Shit girl skiers say that I didn't hear once in that video:

"How long do you think tom wallisch's dick is?"
"I saw that guy with #codeman so he's probably a pro."
"Would you have Andy Parry a BJ wearing a glove?"
"OMG, Tom Wallisch totally looked at me in the lift line."
"I had sex with Pep but we still talk so I'm not a whore."
"I had sex with TJ before he was pro so I'm not a proho."
"KC Deane totally follows me on Instagram."
"That girl is a total proho."
"I saw that guy with #codeman so he's probably a pro."
Dec 11 2012 12:34AM
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t_rob
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oops, i missed one and holy shit, not saying it in this thread. So out of context.
Dec 11 2012 12:37AM
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J_BISCHOF
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lol theres probably 2 girls in the world that have said any of those things.
Dec 11 2012 12:39AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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seriously. like stfu and ski. if im not high i cant ski with girls.
Dec 11 2012 12:40AM
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t_rob
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the two about pep and TJ were both said in an NS thread.
Dec 11 2012 12:43AM
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doGelyst
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Dec 11 2012 12:51AM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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"i have crabs"
Dec 11 2012 2:12AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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can we go into lunch?
can we leave?
Dec 11 2012 2:35AM
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iSmokeweed
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YOURE A MASTER OF KARATE!

AND FRIENDSHIP

FOORRRRR EVEERYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE
Dec 11 2012 2:52AM
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theschneidler
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*shakes hand*
Dec 11 2012 6:14AM
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Thadius.Castle
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Unrealistic, those females were all hot. I only ever see mediocre/ehhh looking girls.

Dec 11 2012 1:36PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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"Why are you peeing in my butt?"
Dec 11 2012 2:14PM
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wasatch_rat
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while most of the rest of newschoolers makes borderline and not so borderline sexist remarks, i'll be the guy to say that i laughed pretty hard throughout that. "should i hit it?"
Dec 11 2012 2:39PM
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trilliam
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this. I.love.that.fucking.song.
Dec 11 2012 2:46PM
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SPUTnik.
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are those the, fulltiltmaryjanes??
Dec 11 2012 3:21PM
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sarajuana
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ha, ive seen this video but it always make me geek out. love it
Dec 11 2012 3:32PM
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Laurent.
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I was nursing a semi the entire video.
Dec 11 2012 4:45PM
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J_BISCHOF
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exactly. 2 girls in the world. rest is irelephant
Dec 11 2012 5:00PM
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Dunnah
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take out the 2 or 3 skier specific sayings and that entire video could have been called "Shit girls say"
Dec 11 2012 5:01PM
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Ehh...
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"I took a beacon to the tit"


Lost it.
Dec 11 2012 5:30PM
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Jessie406
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ahah thats one of the funniest lines in the video
Dec 11 2012 7:16PM
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Parks.
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saw this thread earlier and thought nothing of it...but that was super funny
Dec 11 2012 7:20PM
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mcweapon
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hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! lolol....

so funny cause its true! hahahahaha!!!
hahahahaha!!!!
Jan 23 2013 9:03PM
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Kristian_DeWolfe
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classic chicks!
Jan 23 2013 9:06PM
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Duncanskier
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ha so funny

Jan 23 2013 9:07PM
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MountainManDan
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"Im just gonna slide the boxes.....with my skis straight"
Jan 23 2013 9:11PM
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TroyAntipasta
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Will someone please embed "shit ski racers say" and "shit gapers say"
Jan 23 2013 9:39PM
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Executive.
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Jan 23 2013 9:50PM
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whoa-dere
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TAYTEM MONOD hot damn
Jan 23 2013 9:56PM
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johnnyBuz
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Didn't think anyone was lower than gapers on the totem poll till I saw that ski racers video.
Jan 23 2013 9:57PM
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qeefmasterflex
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wait girls ski?
Jan 24 2013 12:58AM
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doyle.
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haha the mom of one those girls in that video is my neighbour in whistler /claim
Jan 24 2013 2:39AM
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BoogieWoman
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This video speaks the truth. Plus, "I'm hungry", "have my googles left an imprint?" and "can we get hot chocolate?"
Jan 24 2013 8:17AM
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purple_drank
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I miss my skiing girlfriend
Jan 24 2013 8:52AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Shhhhhh It's gonna be okay
Jan 24 2013 9:40AM
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skiRay
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"maybe your pregnant"

hahaha
Jan 24 2013 10:16AM
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gpitcher
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hahaha
Jan 24 2013 10:50AM
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Lemuel
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OMG a puppyyyyy!
Jan 24 2013 11:10AM
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[Adventure_Club]
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Pretty much every girl that I have skied with have said "I wanna try snowboarding!"
Jan 24 2013 12:45PM
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NEGRO_CYCLOPS
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That ski racer phone conversation with his mom is basically how it goes every thine my mom calls...
Jan 25 2013 1:54PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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"I wanna go home" and "it's way too cold" are common
Jan 25 2013 5:56PM
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Parrish
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I lost it at the "Oh my god, hi!"
Jan 25 2013 6:06PM
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