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Jaezo
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Anyone have any good ones???
Dec 9 2012 1:24PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Would you rather have chronic ingrown pubic hairs or pubes that are permanently 7 foot dreadlocks
Dec 10 2012 3:16AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Wanna come over?
Dec 10 2012 3:21AM
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Sno.
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PM'd
Dec 10 2012 3:23AM
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Forcillo
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Dec 10 2012 8:11AM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
you could just heat her up in the oven for a couple of minutes
Dec 10 2012 8:22AM
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Benj.
Posts: 568 - Karma: 269

thall or dumont's crash?

Dec 10 2012 8:27AM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 4,720
Thalls. I feel like dying was more of a possibility for Simon
Dec 10 2012 9:22AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Would you rather: have to large or to small boots?
Dec 10 2012 9:25AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
have to what?
Dec 10 2012 9:52AM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
Drink a cup of runny shit. I'm Bear Grills.
Dec 10 2012 9:55AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
Here's mine:

You wake up from a bad ski crash. You feel alright. Nothing is seriously wrong. Your right arm is down a very tight tunnel. You have a knife in your right hand, and if you drop it, you'll be able to remove your arm. But your dick is frozen in to some ice beside your hand with the knife in it. You can't break the ice with the knife. Here's the catch: A huge, male Silverback Gorilla escaped from a nearby zoo. It headed up the mountain and followed you. It is now sitting directly behind you, making it's primal mating grunts. A news chopper followed it up the mountain, and is now watching both you and the gorilla, while broadcasting the image around the world. A rescue crew is making it's way up the mountain, and will reach you in 4-5 hours. Now this massive gorilla is going crazy. You can either cut off your dick and escape down the mountain, or let this huge beast fuck you in the ass for 4-5 hours while the rescue team makes it's way up the mountain, while all of this is being documented to the entire world. What the fuck do you do?
Dec 10 2012 10:07AM
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Phil-X-
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Dec 10 2012 10:11AM
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Peach.
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I thought you couldn't get your hand out without dropping the knife? What the fuck kind of ice can't be chipped away with a knife? How the fuck did you freeze your dick in a block of ice in a ski accident?
If you had the knife in your hand why couldn't you attempt to fight off the gorilla with said knife?
Dec 10 2012 10:13AM
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450out.
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Here's what the scenario looks like
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Dec 10 2012 10:18AM
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Phil-X-
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just cut the skin off my dick where its frozen on... skin dat shit
Dec 10 2012 10:18AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
If you cut off your dick you can drop the knife, pull your arm out, pull your dick out, and run away
Dec 10 2012 10:19AM
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harveydowns
Posts: 260 - Karma: 31
Would you rather have ravenous, passionate sex with your mother but nobody knows about it, OR not have sex with her but everybody thinks that you did...
Dec 10 2012 10:32AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Second one. Holy shit the second one.
Dec 10 2012 11:07AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
Give Dr. Phil a rim job or have to only listen to Justin Bieber's music for the rest of your life...
Dec 10 2012 12:42PM
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Pussy_Sauce
Posts: 381 - Karma: 23
Bieber.

I'll just never listen to music.
Dec 10 2012 12:43PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
dr. phil a rim job! what a great story that would be...
Dec 10 2012 1:32PM
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Jib_High
Posts: 189 - Karma: 224
would you rather jack off with sand paper or fuck the creepy girl in the movie "Teeth"
Dec 10 2012 2:19PM
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Skiing.Nz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 49
Teeth girl because as long as she doesn't think you are trying rape her you don't get your dick cut off
Dec 10 2012 2:22PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
I might make this my new icon
Dec 10 2012 3:50PM
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Dfriezzy
Posts: 56 - Karma: 167

If there was a hot girl and a gay guy in bed. Would you rather have your back to the gay guy or the girl?

Dec 10 2012 4:18PM
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CottonPuff
Posts: 377 - Karma: 105
My roommate told me this one. I think it's brilliant:

Would you rather clean your best buddy's asshole THEN eat it out? OR Eat out your buddy's (most likely) dirty b-hole THEN wash your mouth out?

If you pick the first option you gotta let that taste linger there. mmmmmmm
Dec 10 2012 8:21PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
sorry for being swedish :((


too*
Dec 11 2012 2:45PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Would you rather fall of a bridge onto concrete and live, having all your limbs and ribs shattered and living the rest of your life unable do move but your penis still works, or be castrated/have all your genitals cut off with a dull hand saw piece by piece from the tip down to the base but the rest of your body still functions normally?
Dec 11 2012 6:06PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
back to the guy, can fight off guy, and hes probably nice enough not to rape me anyways
Dec 11 2012 6:11PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
I would actually offer my manliness, you can always get a new dick(not functioning balls, but a functioning dick).
Dec 12 2012 2:37PM
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