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Can't get G.N.A.R. anymore

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ReeferMonga
Posts: 387 - Karma: 385
Last run of the day today me and a few friends did a nice nude run through the trees after the resort closed. An old fuck blowing snow saw us, and called down to the patrol/police Didn't see one person the whole time, but now got that ludeness to minors felony, and 10+ year sexual predator charges rolling on in. Good times.
10,000 GNAR points bitches. Might be dippin out to South America soon though.
Dec 8 2012 7:32PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
I would give one, but I'm all out of shits.
Dec 8 2012 7:34PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
that is fucking lameeeeeeeeeee that old guy should get a life. vibes man.

'hang' in there
Dec 8 2012 7:34PM
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ReeferMonga
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If anyone has a friend/skiier who is a criminal lawyer PM me. Three employees saw us total, so basically trying to deny it won't go well.
Dec 8 2012 7:40PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
this is why you gotta be careful when youre just dicking around with your friends
Dec 8 2012 7:42PM
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Andi_G
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i see what you did there
Dec 8 2012 7:48PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
lol this.

also, congrats on the 10,000 GNAR points. you deserve 500,000 more for getting felony charges while having fun skiing haha. That shit is WHACK

hopefully there are enough skiers on the jury to sympathize with you and respect the game of GNAR to overturn the charges. Now that would make a great story.

Dec 8 2012 7:48PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,246
10+ years? It might be a good idea to leave the country.
Dec 8 2012 8:37PM
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Ryguy920
Posts: 898 - Karma: 207
Holy shit that actually sucks dude haha it's funny though
Dec 8 2012 9:29PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
what about that website change.org? Im sure a bunch of newschoolers would sign your petition. But is there enough?
Dec 8 2012 9:37PM
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jalty03
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OP and his "friends"
Dec 8 2012 9:38PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
That's 10,000 points well earned.
Dec 8 2012 9:39PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Show up to court drunk, tweaking, and naked.
Dec 8 2012 10:01PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Show up to court drunk, tweaking, and naked.
Dec 8 2012 10:04PM
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El_Barto.
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girl on the left has seen things that she cant unsee
Dec 8 2012 10:05PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
this
Dec 8 2012 10:10PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
thats so fucking lame dude. and why is it to minors if all you saw was three employees? i thought it would be like indecent exposure or something. doesnt make snese
Dec 8 2012 10:30PM
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terraclot
Posts: 438 - Karma: 665
I always went to the mountains in my younger days viewing it as an escape from authority; among other things that we all love about skiing as well. My condolences though, man. If anything, that old guy lost points (i don't even think you can lose points in G.N.A.R., but he sure did). He'll get his. vibes to you.
Dec 8 2012 10:41PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
The charges (if there actually are any) will be lowered substantially.
Dec 8 2012 11:18PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
damn thats straight up bullshit
Dec 8 2012 11:36PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Accuse the old dude of being a pedophile, everything should work out
Dec 8 2012 11:40PM
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ReeferMonga
Posts: 387 - Karma: 385
Exactly what we said. The argument is loose, but at the time the cops said that charge got put on because a minor "could" have seen us. It will probably get reduced to just lewdness which still means I will be on the sexual predators list for 10 years haha... We are getting legal representation and have to plead guilty/not guilty next week.
Dec 8 2012 11:47PM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
God damn. Better lawyer up real good man. because thats going to save your ass at this point.
Dec 8 2012 11:47PM
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Ryguy920
Posts: 898 - Karma: 207
Hahaha fuck dude that's no fun
Dec 8 2012 11:54PM
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will_powder
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Meanwhile in Europe....
Dec 9 2012 12:00AM
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Ehh...
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Ehh... Look on the bright-side if worse comes to worse and you do have to be on the sexual predators list for the next 10 years. You could always introduce yourself as "Hi i'm reefermonga I legally have to inform you that i'm a sexual predator due to the fact that I skied down a hill naked for some GNAR points. /claim" I mean you get to make a claim for the next 10 years every time you move or some one moves in. Plus you get extra candy on Halloweens!
Dec 9 2012 12:15AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
FUCK I am so upset for you, people need to get a life and not bust people to feel powerful. Such little harm was done by your actions the creeps that busted you probably do worse shit all the time, or else need to whoop it up a little more
Dec 9 2012 12:16AM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802
have your lawyer play GNAR: the movie for your jury.

after watching it, the jury will be like "psh, they only thing he is guilty of is getting rad"

then another jury member will be like "I can't believe you're a lawyer, i'm so much better at prosecuting than you."
Dec 9 2012 12:59AM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
+k It made my night.
Dec 9 2012 1:02AM
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crab_pretzel
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.
Dec 9 2012 1:34AM
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bnewbs6
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Best solution
Dec 9 2012 1:42AM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
you just won GNAR
Dec 9 2012 1:49AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
represent yourself in court and yell " I'm the best fucking lawyer in this courtroom!" and "I'm gonna rip the SHIT out of this defense!"

-5000 pts


Dec 9 2012 2:25AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
nah man, that would get you negative gnar points like getting your pass pulled
Dec 9 2012 2:28AM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
you're absolutely right. I forgot about this rule:

Get arrested: -10 000 pts

for the entire list of rules, see this page here: http://www.facebook.com/NUSSC.GNAR?v=info
Dec 9 2012 2:31AM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
What resort? Let's mount an NS offensive against these enemies of radness.
Dec 9 2012 2:35AM
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Pikachu.
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wait didn't shane and the guys in GNAR ski around actual resorts (you know... with real kids around) and not have anything done to them? haha what. Show them videos of that and be like "wtf they did the same thing and nothing happened"
Dec 9 2012 3:51PM
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Gr0mo
Posts: 707 - Karma: 3,663
this country is so fucked up, turn on the TV and you can see people getting blown to fucking bits while some one is screaming obscenities but if some one gets naked its the end of the fucking world
Dec 9 2012 4:24PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5235 - Karma: 20,715
Showing G.N.A.R. in the courtroom as evidence is the only way to redeem your points.


not to mention it might work as it is pretty much the only explanation you have.
Dec 9 2012 4:26PM
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Blake.P
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do you get additional gnar points by showing the movie in court?
Dec 9 2012 4:32PM
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a_burger
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it should be
Dec 9 2012 4:34PM
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Pikachu.
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just show them this

Dec 9 2012 4:46PM
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