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Stories from last night

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Mr_Bump
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I don't remember

but I was just sick a minute ago (11am, UK)

and there was a used johnny on the floor

no girl

except my housemate, downstairs in her own bed

she has a boyfriend

was I raped?

I don't know

Goodbye
Dec 8 2012 6:09AM
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.Rybak.
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This thread is so loose butthole.
Dec 8 2012 7:35AM
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Mr_Bump
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I was hoping people would share some funny drinking events.

As it transpired I was still very intoxicated and resultant thread did not deliver in any way

swing [x]
miss [x]
Dec 8 2012 8:26AM
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stovypotts
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drank a 12 pack last night and smoked i think 8 blunts throughout the night. i was retarded and walked up to two dif girls and straight went in for the kill haha..one went along with it and the other slapped me in the face..i dont remember past 2am but id say a pretty epic night lol
Dec 8 2012 8:37AM
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Orrin
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Last night she said
Oh baby I feel so down
When you turn me off
When I feel left out
So I, I turned round
Oh baby don't care no more
I know this for sure
I'm walking out that door

Well I've been in town for just about fifteen minutes now
And baby I feel so down
And I don't know why
I've been walking for miles

And people they don't understand
Your girlfriends they can't understand
Your grandsons they won't understand
On top of this I ain't ever gonna understand

Last night she said
Oh baby don't feel so down
When you turn me off
When I feel left out
So I, I turned round,
Oh baby gonna be alright
It was a great big lie
Cause I left that night
Yeah

Oh people they don't understand
No girlfriends they don't understand
In spaceships they won't understand
And me I ain't ever gonna understand

Last night she said
Oh baby I feel so down
She could turn me off
When I feel left out
So I turned round
Oh little girl I don't care no more
I know it's for sure
I'm walking out that door, yeah



Dec 8 2012 9:49AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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got really baked just like every other night
Dec 8 2012 11:01AM
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a_burger
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got fucking soaked in the rain at Wachusett, came home and sat on my ass, and browsed the internet till like 12 then went to sleep.
Dec 8 2012 11:16AM
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HamFaceGirl
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So much loose butthole
Dec 8 2012 11:18AM
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Ehh...
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Went to an art showing

Everyone there be tripping balls on some drugs or something because art was fucked up and weird.

Scary at times.

Go to an afterparty that they were debuting

Got into a bar, still 19.

Free beer,

Woke up on my couch, don't remember anything after getting there.


Car in driveway have wallet and phone

Success
Dec 8 2012 11:19AM
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pmw
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werdup im from acton^

got trashed last night per usual. may or may not have peed in my room the verdict is not out on that yet. i have a mysterious cut on my ear. some girl wanted to get it in but i was too preoccupied with eating my goldfish come late night. fuck i need to smoke. my brain hurts
Dec 8 2012 11:19AM
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ECGove
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Hit on a girl who had a black eye, I have no standards
Dec 8 2012 11:39AM
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BrewskiJr
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Stayed up watching the office and wrote one of my finals.
Dec 8 2012 11:45AM
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JaayLaay
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this was a successful night
Dec 8 2012 11:47AM
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Mr_Bump
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I avoided arrest tonight. A weekend of success
Dec 8 2012 9:12PM
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Ehh...
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I never drunk drive, even when I get shit faced I make sure I have my keys somewhere else. I'm smart about that. I think my roomates actually came and picked me up(they owed me on anyways) and got my car as well.

So I understand your concern. Trust me, I've had some friends mess up their lives from DUI's and accidents. Its a real deal. 9/10 times though my car is still at the place i started at. So last night was just a win win.
Dec 8 2012 9:21PM
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ForeverYung
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Smoked, watched the eighty six, and played around with my friends new camera
Dec 8 2012 9:54PM
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dreadyboy
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So did you ever find who you fucked/got fucked by?
Dec 8 2012 10:00PM
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Joebin
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Went to my buddies house next to campus
Everyone brought two cases with them
200 gallon tub of ice and beer
We had a DJ
I got shmammered
Start dancing with random girls
Things got weird
Buddy and I took them to get food
Walk them home
They sprinted away from us 100 yards from there house
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Dec 8 2012 10:01PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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My night.
3:00 pm, last class head to dorm.
3:15 pm receive a text.
4:00 pm meet with friends smoke J.
4:15 get on bus
4:35 explore a forest
4:50 smoke two bowls
5:00 catch bus
5:25 eat dinner
6:00 return to dorm, study
7:00 drink half a fifth
7:30 smoke a blunt with some friends
9:00 take two shots and drink a beer, head to party.
3:00 am get into dorm and fall asleep.
Dec 8 2012 10:18PM
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HenniferLopez
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Go to a couple different bars, run into my fwb, go home with him. Nothing overtly exciting.
Dec 8 2012 10:34PM
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Dr.Dickless
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made me laugh so hard
Dec 9 2012 12:39AM
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Mr_Bump
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I did, but not sure if I should say
Dec 9 2012 8:35PM
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SkiThe603
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If you can't tell random strangers on the web, they who can u tell????
Dec 9 2012 10:21PM
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dreadyboy
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So I'll assume you took it up the bum then.
Dec 9 2012 10:24PM
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Leafs2323
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this is loose butthole as hell
Dec 9 2012 10:25PM
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Mr_Bump
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I'd like to reassure (or disappoint) you that my butthole is perfectly in tact. It is still delightfully virgin, and thanks to my thorough/borderline cleaning treatment it is also sparkly shiny. No skid marks here, not ever

I have been getting quite pleasant flashbacks, and confirm that Mr_Bump got his bump on. The good kind of Bump
Dec 10 2012 12:27PM
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ejm
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you were definatly raped.
Dec 10 2012 12:33PM
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