joystick these skis with first gen hellbent dimensions and rocker. maybe a tad wider. and with the these skis flex.
a 100-110 waist park ski, around 179-185 length, flat underfoot, but with early rise that starts early, like right before the end of the toe and heel pieces but is pretty gradual, gets just a tad more abrupt maybe a foot from the tips and tails. medium flex, basically if you took the original kung fujas(non rockered version) core, and basically made it wider and fit that rocker profile. light weight but not super light, feathery light skis feel weird. do a sweet simple cartoony graphic (og bacons, kittens, centaurs, gorillas, dino's, oldschool race car livery, or my favorite idea...
like flat field of grass/trees/bushes running length wise on the ski, with bunnies, birds, foxes, and assorted forrest animals hangin out, a sun wearing sunglasses, maybe throw in some weird shit in the background you can hardly see.
i would buy 10 of those skis if someone made it, to stock up for the rest of my life.