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One eyeing it.

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Amadeus.
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Fuck I'm one eyeing it on mobile right now shit is hard who feels me?
Dec 6 2012 2:35AM
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Stickity
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the fuck are you talking about
Dec 6 2012 2:36AM
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Dr.Dickless
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Dec 6 2012 2:37AM
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ryano
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Dec 6 2012 2:49AM
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.AR6rider.
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When you get really, really drunk, and have to kind of squint with one eye in order to type correctly using the keypad on your cell phone.
Dec 6 2012 2:50AM
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Stickity
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sounds like just being bad at being drunk.
Dec 6 2012 2:56AM
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.AR6rider.
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Oh, you're 17?
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Tell us more about how good you are at drinking alcohol.
Dec 6 2012 2:57AM
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Stickity
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NUH UH I'M 19 AND IN COLLEGE SO YEAH
Dec 6 2012 3:00AM
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ryano
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Dec 6 2012 3:01AM
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Stickity
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i'm so cool right? i'm gonna tell all my friends about this thread!
Dec 6 2012 3:03AM
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ryano
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Dec 6 2012 3:06AM
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Stickity
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every post i've made in this thread has been 100% srs biznis
Dec 6 2012 3:08AM
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Tinga
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I took this as you are trying really hard to poop. hard stools are hard to pass so you bare down and have to close one eye in order to give er.
Dec 6 2012 3:09AM
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ryano
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Dec 6 2012 3:09AM
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volvotom
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When my old roommate would get really drunk he'd walk around with one eye squinted and head-butt people. He aptly became named "Pirate Andy."



Oh you're 19? Please tell me about how hardcore you party.

Dec 6 2012 3:15AM
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dreadyboy
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Didn't realize I did this 'til now.
Dec 6 2012 3:19AM
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.AR6rider.
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For what it's worth, I have no idea what "one eyeing" it means, I just made a logical guess based on the OP's post.
Dec 6 2012 3:19AM
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Stickity
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every single night of the week shotgun a whole case by myself, rip an ounce in 3 hits, beer bong a keg, play edward handle hands twice, and do as much blow as i can before i have to fight back the swarms of horny sorority girls that crave my 3 foot long dick. then i light the frat house on fire and roast marshmallows. every. single. night.
Dec 6 2012 3:21AM
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B.Pol
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Impressive, and 100% legit. I know that because it's on the internet so it must be true!
Dec 6 2012 3:29AM
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Stickity
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wait are you THE ricky bobby? i saw your documentary!
Dec 6 2012 3:32AM
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.Roockley.
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squinting is the only way to be able to text someone when you're drunk

the worst part is the morning after, the booze poos, the beeriod
Dec 6 2012 3:38AM
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volvotom
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AIDS: After Intoxication Diarrhea Shits


Dec 6 2012 3:41AM
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volvotom
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Hyperbole is so NF. I bet you wear cargo shorts and play ultimate you GDI.
Dec 6 2012 3:42AM
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.AR6rider.
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Dec 6 2012 3:44AM
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Stickity
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no, i wear skinny jeans and longboard
Dec 6 2012 2:52PM
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volvotom
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I bet you own jorts too.


Dec 6 2012 2:54PM
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beezey
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This thread creates lawlz
Dec 6 2012 2:54PM
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crab_pretzel
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hahahaha callouts like this always make me lulz
Dec 6 2012 4:28PM
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SirBooley
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did you get this off of TFM? saw that there recently
Dec 6 2012 4:32PM
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chilling
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I remember when i was 19, oh there was this freaky party i went to with my friend Mike, oh actually he is on NS, his nmae is simba. He took me to the wierdest party. So we pull up and its bumpin Im like "Yeah lets get wild" But when we open the door all hel; break loose. Its a party off all guys. Im like WTF!!! even worse they were all naked. 2 steps into the house and Mikes clothes are already off. Im like I gotta get out of here. So i go back to the door and its locked. Fuck so i start to make my way to the back door. But on my way i see some fucked up shit. First isee guys ductaped to the walls and with dildos in their asses and other guys using hammers to ram them in further. Then I see a baby pool full of honey and 4 guys wrestling. FInally i see the back door and sprint for it. As i approach the door i turn and see Mike strapped to a bed with peope pouring marshmallow topping all over him, next thing i know all 4 guys have their dicks in his mouth. I had definetly seen enough, i sprinted out of that god forsaken house and havent seen mike since
Dec 6 2012 4:40PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Nah he's on NODS side.
Dec 6 2012 4:43PM
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BrewskiJr
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......You're fucking weird man...
Dec 6 2012 4:44PM
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chilling
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Im weird? Did you see what kid of party he brought me to? You act like i wanted to be there, i thought i was headed to a rager
Dec 6 2012 4:45PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Post more it's all really funny
Dec 6 2012 4:47PM
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DirtyDan
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dude, you were such a pussy for leaving that night, you left even before we brought the fondue out and had dick dippers
Dec 6 2012 4:49PM
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Broommasta
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and hes a fucking icon stealer.
Dec 6 2012 4:50PM
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chilling
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prove it
Dec 6 2012 4:51PM
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volvotom
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TFM is so 3 years ago. It's so frat it's not frat anymore.


Dec 6 2012 5:14PM
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volvotom
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I lost soooooooo hard at this!!!! which is so NF of me. But I'm TFTC.

I'm sure clyde is just a Sig Ep or Fiji, that probably explains why I have confused him for a GDI
Dec 6 2012 5:17PM
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Stickity
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actually i'm a member of delta lambda phi http://www.collegian.psu.edu/mobile.aspx?u=/archive/2010/03/17/new_frat_added_to_ifc.aspx
Dec 6 2012 5:29PM
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volvotom
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Ok there fratdusky.
Dec 6 2012 5:33PM
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SirBooley
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it's FAF idk what you're talking about
Dec 6 2012 5:33PM
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volvotom
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I had a TFM posted back when pledging was something you thought people did to NPR.
Dec 6 2012 5:38PM
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steezywannabeezy
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I know EXACTLY what you mean. I can't stand typos, even when I'm drunk. Also, my buttons are tiny, so texting something really simple like "BOOTY CALL!" can take years.
Dec 6 2012 5:38PM
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Stickity
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what is that even supposed to mean
Dec 6 2012 5:40PM
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volvotom
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that you're a pedophile.
Dec 6 2012 5:42PM
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Stickity
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what is that even supposed to mean
Dec 6 2012 5:44PM
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SirBooley
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sounding like a textbook try hard
Dec 6 2012 5:45PM
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Stickity
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and how would that make me a pedophile?
Dec 6 2012 5:45PM
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volvotom
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if you're in a "gay" fraternity, you must like little boys.
Dec 6 2012 5:54PM
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volvotom
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even more so a gay fraternity at PSU.
Dec 6 2012 5:54PM
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