well, the first quarter isnt even over, and my steelers are up 21-3 on the pats. plaxico has two touchdowns...i better bust out my burress jersey. anyways, say goodbye to that streak new england.
-Joel
'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy