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Lord_Piot
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Yup a 40 of jack...gone no problems..




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Oct 31 2004 12:41PM
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powder99
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40 of jack ussually means a stomach pump for me, but im a pretty small guy though


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Oct 31 2004 12:48PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
ive done it before


i just dont usually want another 40 after im done my first one


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Oct 31 2004 12:52PM
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J.D.
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Yeah, that's not bad... I give you amateur alcoholic status. But until you've been past the .30 BAL barrier, you won't be hangin' with the pros.

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Oct 31 2004 12:52PM
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J.D.
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Typo... .50 was what I meant. .30 is a slow friday night.

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Oct 31 2004 12:53PM
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CameIToeJam
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wtf kind of beer is jack?? or are you talking about daniels??




-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
Oct 31 2004 12:57PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
i got some blood in my alchol system

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Oct 31 2004 12:57PM
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Lord_Piot
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hahaha yes jack daniels
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Oct 31 2004 12:58PM
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lineskier10
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yeah i wish i had a BAC tester so i could test myself when i was wasted, the most drunk ive probably ever been was off of either a half liter of scotch or a shitload of captain's but i have no idea what my BAC was
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Oct 31 2004 1:09PM
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dspin7x
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Congragulations on being an alcoholic??? You must be very proud.

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Oct 31 2004 1:18PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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oh man. yesterday afternoon me and my ladyfriends bought a 24 rack of bombers (i'm not a pussy, but they are) then later i had about half a bottle of Jameson... then did some kegstands. my stomach is ruined. mikes hard lemonade, and bombers in general screw you over. and a bunch of whiskey will do that to you too reguardless.




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I dropped out of high school to ski.
Oct 31 2004 2:04PM
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Raoul_Duke
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Res ipsa loquitur.

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Oct 31 2004 2:20PM
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J.D.
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^Hahaha... well, all I have to say about that is, it's good to be an iconoclast.

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Oct 31 2004 2:25PM
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SKItheBURG
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why do people have to brag and exaggerate how much they can drink. congratulations, you spend more money to have the same amount of fun.

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Oct 31 2004 2:27PM
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J.D.
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^Yes, 'tis true. That blows. Although it's useful when drinking while skiiing.

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Oct 31 2004 2:28PM
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Raoul_Duke
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shocking isnt it?
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Oct 31 2004 2:28PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
to drinkers- drinking a bunch is a feat.it's like getting an A on a paper, you have to hang that shit on the fridge, you know?




-Lauren



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Oct 31 2004 2:30PM
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Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
^or wear it on your shirt.


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Oct 31 2004 2:31PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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no! that's like cheating. if you can't hold it down than you never really drank it.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Oct 31 2004 2:34PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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the more you can drink, the bigger your penis. its a fact.
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Oct 31 2004 2:34PM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
'Although it's useful when drinking while skiiing.' um J.D thats probably not the best idea



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Oct 31 2004 2:37PM
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J.D.
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I beg to differ... it's the best idea I've ever had.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
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Always...
Oct 31 2004 2:39PM
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volkl
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i m pretty sure you impress all the girls with your facts about drinking. especially if you talk to them when you're drunk, that one always works.
Oct 31 2004 2:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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it is fun unless you get too drunk. i got seperated from my friends and passed out at the bottom of the lift. then i needed help getting on the lift.
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Oct 31 2004 2:40PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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or give the lifties some beer and they'll work with you.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Oct 31 2004 2:44PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Congrats LordPiot... next time try to make it Balentines and see how well you fair.

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''Fuck gorilla; it's all about the penguin steeze.''
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Oct 31 2004 4:50PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
haha ya


jack daniels is like a drug all in itself.
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Oct 31 2004 5:06PM
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TAK
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Or binge on absinthe every day for a year. Then, maybe just then you'll get our respect, because Jack is for dweebs.

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''Fuck gorilla; it's all about the penguin steeze.''
-Sdot, in reference to Tanner Hall's rather questionable atire and mental state
Oct 31 2004 6:24PM
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Raoul_Duke
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^not only must you bing on absinthe, you must also cut off your ear and give it to a hooker.

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Oct 31 2004 6:35PM
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Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
^binge*
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Oct 31 2004 6:51PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
jack isnt for dweebs

jack daniels is for the truly hardcore.
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Oct 31 2004 6:53PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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everyone can funnel and chug endless beers, and pound 40's, and take endless shots of liquor, and sip pints, bomb bombers, drink mixed drinks.... but not everyone can truly drink whiskey.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Oct 31 2004 7:04PM
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hucker22
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some one made a good point, if u get drunk easier then the less money you waste. so u still get as drunk as these alcholics wasting all there money on 40s to get drunk, ya well i have money left over to do cool stuff when im drunk
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Oct 31 2004 7:12PM
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P-JO
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You have to be born into drinking to be hardcore...so basically you have to be Irish.
Oct 31 2004 7:24PM
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