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Yes, another poop thread nsg

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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
So my roommates and I are in a debate over wiping after a dump.. it's simple.. do you stand while you wipe, sit or some other weird variation? hopefully not a repost but it's always a possibility
Dec 4 2012 12:39AM
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AdmiralSnackbar
Posts: 85 - Karma: 22
Repost.
Dec 4 2012 12:42AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
That's it I'm ending this once and for all.

Let's settle this.
Dec 4 2012 1:02AM
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_DUSTY_
Posts: 1097 - Karma: 686
Who the hell would stand? You would clench your buttcheeks and get shit all over your ass. Sitting is clearly the more logical technique.
Dec 4 2012 1:59AM
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.AR6rider.
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Dec 4 2012 2:08AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
voted ;)
Dec 4 2012 2:18AM
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buddychaps
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I sit, but sometimes i run out of toilet paper and have to run upstairs to grab more. In that case, I would stand and wipe my poo hole.
Dec 4 2012 2:23AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I stand to poop, and sit to wipe.
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Dec 4 2012 3:02AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,222
Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.Repost.
Dec 4 2012 3:03AM
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Cat_Steezens
Posts: 201 - Karma: 53
who the fuck wipes after taking a shit?












































me.
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Dec 4 2012 3:12AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Stop lying, it probably smells like a litter box down there.
Dec 4 2012 3:14AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Girls don't poop.
Dec 4 2012 4:35PM
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Wallisch_pl
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some guy already did this
Dec 4 2012 4:41PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
i wont stand for this shit
Dec 4 2012 4:43PM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
haha good one
Dec 4 2012 4:50PM
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Cat_Steezens
Posts: 201 - Karma: 53
we poof out rainbow sparkles and skittles. taste the rainbow.
Dec 4 2012 6:48PM
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CheddarJack
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Girls sit. Guys stand.
Dec 4 2012 7:22PM
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Ricky.
Posts: 208 - Karma: 221
the fact that you said it was 'another' poop thread implies youve seen the others. but most of them are asking this exact same question,,, so how did you not realize this was a repost?

i know mine wasnt original, but i did it in a way that shows real results. here you go people.




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Dec 4 2012 7:25PM
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
my friend evan doesnt poop
Dec 4 2012 7:41PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
my name is evan and i dont poop
Dec 4 2012 7:45PM
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
is your dogs name jimmy?
Dec 4 2012 7:47PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
This is a legitimate fact.
Dec 4 2012 7:48PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
+1 because if this is on the homepage it will make me laugh.


Dec 4 2012 7:51PM
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
fact. not a claim. FACT.
Dec 4 2012 7:52PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I know a kid that was born without a butthole
Dec 4 2012 7:55PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
He'd probably do alright in jail.
Dec 4 2012 8:49PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
The real question is do you wipe going away from the balls or towards the balls. Amirite?
Dec 4 2012 8:52PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
I think they said that they will make sure stuff like this never makes it on the homepage.
Dec 4 2012 8:52PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
I don't do either. I am in this neutral squatting position so my cheeks don't meet. I voted standing though because my ass in not on the seat.
Dec 4 2012 9:00PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
i will never be able to eat skittles in the same way now...........
Dec 4 2012 9:01PM
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chilling
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Dont kow if this applies but about 3 years ago i was at a fall carnival with my best friend Sarah her 2 dogs and my sisters fish. We all really had to go to the bathroom including the pets so we all went in to the mens bathroom with 3 stalls a sink and a urinal. I had to take a mean shit but apprently Sarahs dogs use toilets so she had taken up all 3. Then my sisters fish had to piss so i plugged the sink and sent it in. 10 minutes later no one is done. So i go over to the urinal pull down my pants and shit in the urinal. Just my luck a cop walks in and sees my shit. Apparently you can be arrested for disorderly conduct. He took me away in cuffs and i never got to wipe (luckily helped me when they put me in county for a week) the fish died, my sister was so mad she now sees a therapist because she feels the need to shit in my room everyday as payback, and i havent seen Sarah since. jeez i miss those tits of hers
Dec 4 2012 10:15PM
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JAHpow
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HAHAHHAAHAHAHA
Dec 4 2012 10:21PM
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.frenchy
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Just saying, I didn't write any of that N-word stuff in there. You kids are little bitches who hide behind fake names.
Dec 4 2012 10:24PM
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cbj
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Incredible. A+
Dec 4 2012 10:28PM
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Cat_Steezens
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Dec 4 2012 10:31PM
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chilling
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
He seemed to enjoy it
Dec 4 2012 10:47PM
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Dragonite.
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Lost
Dec 4 2012 11:04PM
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