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How was your first time getting naked with a chick

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RockNRollNghtClb
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give me the lols
Dec 3 2012 8:22PM
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FerrisBueller
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it was so fucking fun homecomming night so soft as shit and fucking for hours is awesome

too much sex really...no wonder her family hated me
Dec 4 2012 12:38AM
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Rafiki
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did you not go through sex ed?
Dec 4 2012 12:39AM
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ImNotARacist
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She prematurely ejaculated.
Dec 4 2012 12:40AM
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smithers
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pre fuckin straight forward was seein her for a while one night she was sleepin at my place and asked if i wanted to fuck haha
Dec 4 2012 12:42AM
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MilaKunis
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We haven't had nearly enough girls post on this thread.
Dec 4 2012 12:44AM
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Sno.
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contradictory post v. sig
Dec 4 2012 12:49AM
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Mr.Panda
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Yeah I took sex ed, but we didn't have the 7th grade girls pull down their pants to check and see how tight they were.

Don't know how to put this politely but you and your class might have been Sandusky'd.
Dec 4 2012 12:51AM
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Stickity
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did you not have inspection day in elementary school gym class?
Dec 4 2012 12:53AM
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Mr.Panda
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Nah bro. I didn't have gym class at Penn State or a Catholic church.
Dec 4 2012 12:54AM
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BlackCupid
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I was terrified. I had no idea what to do, and I was so worried I was gonna mess up. It really didn't help that she started screaming as soon I jumped out of the locker. Overall, I thought it went pretty well; I was able to cum right before she escaped.
Dec 4 2012 12:56AM
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Peach.
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3/10
Dec 4 2012 12:57AM
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BlackCupid
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Like I'm going to put any real effort into entertaining you.
Dec 4 2012 1:00AM
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Stickity
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really though, penn state jokes are lame.
Dec 4 2012 1:01AM
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ejm
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wasn't completly naked but.. I was camping with a few friends, Well we had been drinking all night and a few buddys were past out, including a pretty close friend that i had know her since i was probably 10. For what ever reason her mouth was wide open. My best friend at the time says "hey, you should go put something in her mouth" i asked him if he thought she would get pissed. He convinced me no shes cool. Soo i wander over beside her undo my fly, and prop my dick in her mouth. Took her a second, but when she relized what was in her mouth, she stood up and kicked me as square in the balls as any drunk chick could ever dream of. That ended my night. It was brought up in the morning and she was surprisingly really forgiving. Still good friends today.
Dec 4 2012 1:11AM
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ConnorD
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lawwwllzzz, i chuckled.


Dec 4 2012 1:19AM
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.Hugo.
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Jesus, you're lucky she didn't bite your dick off
Dec 4 2012 1:22AM
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Peach.
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:(
Dec 4 2012 1:24AM
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ejm
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thought about the consequences i could have suffered after the fact, extremly greatful she opted for her foot over her teeth aha
Dec 4 2012 1:28AM
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El_Barto.
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HAHAHAHAHA....what a fucked thing to say. Jesus
Dec 4 2012 1:30AM
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special-J
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...the fuck is the matter with you?
Dec 4 2012 1:46AM
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.Hugo.
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dude... blink 182? The fuck is wrong with you?
Dec 4 2012 1:52AM
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Stickity
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HAHA FAGGOT
Dec 4 2012 1:59AM
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.Hugo.
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ruh roh
Dec 4 2012 2:01AM
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DIX~
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Dec 4 2012 8:30PM
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gusestomp
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Probably about this time last year, I started fingering this girl. She took my pants off and it was all magic from there.
Dec 4 2012 8:34PM
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Dragonite.
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This. Claim it proudly brotha
Dec 4 2012 8:36PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Black out drunk dancing with some chick, but i was trying to get with her friend who was extremely hot and we were doing a little 3 sum dirty basement sex dancing( you know what im talking about) then next thing I new she was taking me back to her place ( not the super hot girl). Coundt really get it up cus i was smashed and she gave me a shitty teethy bj and then we fuzzed. Then i was like sweet thanks and went back to the party and stayed up for 30 more hours. First time iv ever told that story.
Dec 4 2012 8:45PM
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kebbek
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I had complete control of the situation and everything was happening as i wished but then her cat jumped on her bed.

Since then, i've killed 4 cats.
Dec 4 2012 8:54PM
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JzD.
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yep I lost
Dec 4 2012 9:03PM
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Rafiki
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is this you?
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Dec 4 2012 10:01PM
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TheUngroomed
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Mine was at a high school football game. We went out to the mobiles behind the school where it was dark and got naked and i fondled her boobies and she played with my pee-pee
Dec 4 2012 10:02PM
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SlimDunkin.
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First time I ever got fully naked with a girl, is the time I lost my V card, I was 15, we were in my friends bed, drunk, I had no idea what I was doing and neither did she but i was just like lol yolo, tried to slap a condom on but was too drunk to realize I was trying to roll the condom out backwards, fuck the condom, started ploughing away missionary, she had her feet wrapped around my back, and all of a sudden i felt this hot liquid all around her pussy, and was like oh shit, I'm 15 and about to be a dad, then i realized i hadn't nutted, and i was like "was that you?" and she was just like "oops", the first time I ever got naked with a girl, and stuck my dick in her, i got squirted on as well
Dec 4 2012 10:15PM
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coldcuts69
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Fairly vague...It was this year, I'm 16, it was at a party. I mean...what else needs to be said? Fairly run of the mill I'd say...
Dec 4 2012 10:16PM
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coldcuts69
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OH. I forgot to mention that she was 85...
Dec 4 2012 10:18PM
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BigDog
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I was so good that she started faking not having orgasms just to make me feel inadequate ;)

Nah, but it was a solid 3 minute highlight of my birthday
Dec 4 2012 11:15PM
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applejuice.
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awkward
Dec 4 2012 11:18PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Wellll let's see summer of freshman year, in a public bathroom, at a parking garage.



Get the fuck at me.
Dec 4 2012 11:20PM
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Jeebus.
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Well, since you asked. It turned out she had a dick.
What was the worst part?












































It was bigger than mine...
Dec 4 2012 11:21PM
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beezey
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We were watching the pirate porn movie and she wanted me to bang another dude with her but I was giggling too hard so I snuck out and let them get at it
Dec 4 2012 11:23PM
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Dragonite.
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Lucky man.
Dec 4 2012 11:25PM
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crab_pretzel
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WHISKEY DICK! hahaha its ok man it happens to the best of us
Dec 4 2012 11:27PM
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Smuffy
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This is pretty much the exact same thing that happened to me! Just thought it funny
Dec 5 2012 12:11AM
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Stickity
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deserves a medal
Dec 5 2012 12:47AM
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bo0b
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This summer I went back to New Brunswick because all of my extended family lives there. There's two girls that live down the street from my grandma that we had known for ages also live there, we go get drunk with them, walk down to the wharf, all of a sudden one of the guys there strips naked and jumps in. The women disrobe, I disrobe, it was cold ass water, so not too flattering, but the one girl grabbed my dick so I grabbed her breastisis. I had fun, and btw swimming naked and drunk is possibly the best feeling ever, almost as good as riding pow.
Dec 5 2012 1:17AM
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Crispy.
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Some call it prejac, I call it efficiency
Dec 5 2012 7:38AM
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Bakeshow
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both derp
Dec 5 2012 10:38AM
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jibnut
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10/10.
Dec 5 2012 10:59AM
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montageskier
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I was 16 and it was after my junior prom. I had about 20 people at my house for a party. I had this one girl in the hot tub with me and I just started fingering her. Next thing you know she goes reverse cowgirl on my dick. Once the two other people realized we were having sex they left the hot tub and she took off her top to make her fully naked.
Dec 5 2012 11:59AM
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seward
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i highly doubt this story.

you cant put a condom on properly but you can make a 15 year old girl squirt??
doubtful.
are 15 year olds even capable of the big o and or squirting? they barely have pubes and dem tittays.

"then i realized i hadnt nutted"?
how do you not know if you came or not?

im willing to bet you jacked off once with lemoney shaving cream. It burnt your dick so bad that you have never ever told anyone for fear of being insulted due to your noob fapping skills.
Instead, you made up this elaborate story and posted it to the interwebz so everyone would think youre a boss.
but really, you just have a burnt lemon scented peener.

amiright??

Dec 5 2012 12:13PM
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DayMan
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Ya know Jerry Sandusky claims he is really young at heart. He sometimes feels like a 60 year old man trapped inside a 10 year old body.
Dec 5 2012 12:14PM
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