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Senior year I ended up getting in a relationship with this girl before grad, mostly for some prom arm candy. It was fun but not really serious and I had signed up for a trip to Varadero, Cuba planned for right after grad that she wasn't going on (She's a year older than me).

So I go to Cuba still with this girl and end up drunk as fuck with this banging 27 y/o Russian girl who keeps saying dirty shit to me in her accent. I didn't want to cheat on my girlfriend at home so I walked my drunk ass, as well as my new Russian accomplice's finely shaped ass down to the internet station in the lobby of our hotel and sent her a Facebook message that I shit you not went exactly like this "I thonk we should se other poeple" and then a second one that just said "Sorry lol" right after it.

I then proceeded to have the craziest night/week of my life, the resort staff that work the bars at the resort were giving me high fives the next morning. All the while she proceeded to fuck an ugly guy and deeply regret it to try to spite me.

And all was good.

forgot it was valentines day so i got her like $1 box of chocolates and she got me like a $20 hat. I don't know why but we broke up on valentines day

yeah idk why you guys broke up either except you...


forgot it was valentines day

one time i was 15 and i was dating a girl. i found out the hard way she didn't shave her vagina. so i broke up with my girlfriend on myspace because she didn't shave her vagina.

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i am 21,i have had one girlfriend for 3 months, she dumped me via phone call two days before i was gunna go visit her at her University