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The Naked Man

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washparkdub
Posts: 266 - Karma: 66
Anyone ever do try this tactic?
This may only make sense if you watch How I met your Mother...

In any case, I am going for it tonight.
Dec 3 2012 11:38AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
do it. you wont.
Dec 3 2012 11:40AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Tried this once when I was drunk and under influence of various probably highly illegal substances in Antwerp for the weekend.
Instead of the girl coming in (who was taking a shower at that moment) her parents came in.

One of the most awkward moments in my life. Longest silence ever, just the most awkward stare that seemed to last for several days.
Dec 3 2012 11:44AM
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washparkdub
Posts: 266 - Karma: 66
hahaha damn
Dec 4 2012 12:49PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Threads for results.
Dec 4 2012 1:19PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
lost it
Dec 4 2012 1:22PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Well... how'd it go? Or did you puss out?
Dec 4 2012 1:24PM
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gurneykid
Posts: 181 - Karma: 6
this is a fantastic thread.
Dec 4 2012 1:25PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
it has worked 2 out of the 3 times i've used it, worth it.
Dec 4 2012 1:25PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
I forgot how it was set up on that show, I don't remember it. Was it just showing up naked and trying to find a girl that doesn't reject you shes already seen it and then banging her? Idk



I ran a lap around maybe half of the all good festival in west virginia last year. 35k people. I don't give a fuck. Won myself a back of wine. Also ran into a circus tent full of people partying, grabbed a ball made a shot, told them that they were pussies, then ran up the hill to my camp and threw up on myself and fell asleep.
Dec 4 2012 1:30PM
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washparkdub
Posts: 266 - Karma: 66
 I was going to get laid regardless, I definitely did it. So I guess it worked?
Dec 4 2012 1:43PM
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-Alpha2-
Posts: 355 - Karma: 96
Some fat guy was on a date with robin, and ted walked into the apartment and the guy said that his only chance with robin was the naked man...
and then a legend was born
Dec 4 2012 1:47PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
What's the story on this girl OP? Is it goin to be automatic or are you actually taking a risk
Dec 4 2012 2:03PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,317
It does work 2 out of 3there times, gauranteed.
Dec 4 2012 2:57PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
life =/= himym
1/10 do not try
Dec 4 2012 3:39PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Do it, if it's a one night stand then who gives a fuck. There will be more.
Dec 4 2012 4:03PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
what are you drunk? what's with your typing.
Dec 4 2012 4:06PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
So just show up naked? or when she goes to the bathroom just get naked? Im confused how the "Naked Man" works.
Dec 4 2012 4:06PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
bonus points if it still works on your back with your legs up.
Dec 4 2012 4:09PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
like this. when she leaves the room get naked before she comes back.
Dec 4 2012 4:13PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,317
Mobile.
Dec 4 2012 4:32PM
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