Giant dinky in snow visible from space

excellent

lolololol

how?

thats just great

touring

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In recent years, reports of unidentified mysterious geometric configurations have flooded the media in the rural town of Golden, BC, Canada. These peculiar formations - often described as massive and spectacularly proportioned – have left visitors shocked and frightened; many even fearing for their children. Local Golden residents with extended exposure to the phenomena have shown signs of hysteria. Leading paranormal experts have rushed to the town in Eastern British Columbia to debate the meanings the signs, dubbed 'Cock Circles.'

Appearing in a variety of shapes and sizes (which is considered normal by experts) the drawings most often appear on a highly visible, low angle ridge right outside of the Kicking Horse Mountain Resort boundary. However, sightings have occurred in various snowmobile zones in the surrounding countryside as well. Experts are considering if the locations of these Cock Circles being in many popular back country skiing areas is a coincidence or if it has a deeper meaning for those users to consider. Strangely, the signs have only appeared in winter months.

Scientists have yet to find out much about these mysterious formations but promise to unlock the mystery. "We will find an answer to this." says an unnamed expert, "It can't be left unsolved. Every day they are there I can't stop staring. It just pulls you in." The winter of 2011-2012 saw an exceptional amount of formations which led to even more speculation. "We were in awe of the photos that our associates were bringing us. Many evenings were spent just comparing each others specimens." Experts are predicting the rising trend of Cock Circles to continue with the winter season now upon Golden.

Are these mysterious messages attempts at communication from other worlds or just an elaborate hoax? If they truly are from another planet…what do they mean?

This article is fucking gold. So good hahahaha.

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https://www.newschoolers.com/readnews/42333/Cock-Circle:-Fact-or-Fiction-?c=latest&o=2

Aliens

Bumping this thread because I died of laughter. This is just tooooo good.

haha saw this on fbook. fucking lost

hahaha thats awesome

Maryland? How the hell did you see it? I know it's been shared a few times but that is amazing

aliens are getting very topical with their messages to earth.