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"Bush is soooo stupid...etc..."

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wilkesyachtingco
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from now on, only people that got an mba (or comperable postgraduate degree) from harvard (or comperable academic institution) are allowed to say this phrase, or its equivilant.

anyone who fails to heed this declaration will immidiatly be required to destroy themselvs.

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Oct 30 2004 10:16PM
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hellmut
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where did kerry go to school, besides yale
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Oct 30 2004 10:19PM
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skunkfucker
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bush is god








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Oct 30 2004 10:20PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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i think thats it. i dont believe that he has any post grad degrees. i might be wrong, but i think thats the truth.

not that a bachelors from yale is anything to scoff at, but...















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Oct 30 2004 10:21PM
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Melvs
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bush is an idiot.
-Pat Melvin
Oct 30 2004 10:32PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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you will now display the necessary documentation, or commense with self destruction.















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Oct 30 2004 10:34PM
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Melvs
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scanning my diploma.. gonna take a bit, the scanner is down the hall.
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Oct 30 2004 10:38PM
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ski8990
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right on! bush is a genius. its not like he says things like 'I understand how hard it is to put food on your family.' or 'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me once you cant get fooled again.'



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Oct 30 2004 10:40PM
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Melvs
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there's the proof.
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Oct 30 2004 10:51PM
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mackinnon
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kerry go besides yale...? what, bush went to yale and harvard
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Oct 30 2004 10:52PM
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b-ladd
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Bush is soooooo stupid....etc... I had to say it. And I'm 14, so don't expect a college degree.
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Oct 30 2004 10:55PM
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404404
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^ so? he could have went to one for a year and finshed at other place.
Oct 30 2004 10:56PM
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ski8990
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ummmm....legacy anyone?



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Oct 30 2004 11:06PM
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reBlocke
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^no one can talk unless they have the above requirements or rich and important parents.



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Oct 30 2004 11:11PM
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i personally believe that business school is the spawn of satan.
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Oct 30 2004 11:46PM
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lanks
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melvs...that was awesome.



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Oct 31 2004 12:16AM
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hucksterjibber15
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bush can fall back on his degree in communications........
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Oct 31 2004 12:48AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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^Bhahahahahha. Communications. I love phony majors. The sig, the sig! Look down.



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Oct 31 2004 1:53AM
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kickum
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Excuseme but if you know anything about what the candidates are saying you would realize that they both are idiots. first of all there politicians which makes them lying assholes. secondly they both have faults in there platforms and beliefs of what the country needs. All they can do is attack each others strategies and arguements against one an other. Which ever candidate gets elected they both have equal opportunity to fuck up, make fools of themselves and be mocked and hated by the people as almost every other presidential candidate. And no college degree here im 15.


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Oct 31 2004 7:28AM
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asac
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i don't use the phrase 'bush is soooo stupid.' i say 'bush is fucking dumbass'.





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Oct 31 2004 7:30AM
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cobalt
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hahaha melvs just owned you
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Oct 31 2004 7:43AM
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hellmut
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bush is a moron, I mean harvard and yale let basicly anyone in.
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Oct 31 2004 9:37AM
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Irotate360
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holy shit did you really go to harvard. ur like 30 now then.




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Oct 31 2004 9:53AM
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T.L.
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yo my boots really stink.

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Oct 31 2004 9:55AM
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ATLskier
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Yeah, Kerry never got a post graduate degree, and Bush did. So what if Bush gets things mixed up when he talks. I'm sure pretty much everyone does that, just not as much as Bush.
Oct 31 2004 10:01AM
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BigRich
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I actually have an MBA!!!

But im british so what can i say???
Oct 31 2004 10:05AM
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(Jonesy)
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and in order to defend bush, you must have fufilled the necessary requirements:
1.Have your friends and family help put you in a position of power.
2.Bomb the shit out of a country that poses no threat.
3.Butcher the shit out of the english language on a regularly scheduled basis.
4.Have a criminal record.
I don't need a god damn thing to call bush the dumbest motherfucker who has ever sat in the oval office.

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Oct 31 2004 3:04PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Haha, look at it closely, theres Berkley written in like 10 other places, he didnt go to Harvard he went to... wait.
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Oct 31 2004 3:27PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah i just noticed that too...
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Oct 31 2004 3:31PM
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jarossamdb7
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You are assuming that people with college degrees are more smarter then people without them. that is a fucking dumb assumption. anyone, ANYONE can get a college degree, if they do what they are supposed to, and it has little to do with their actual intelligence. it jsut depends on how much you as a person are willing to work.
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Oct 31 2004 3:36PM
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jarossamdb7
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you heard me, MORE SMARTER!

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Oct 31 2004 3:36PM
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SKItheBURG
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ha, people really thought that was real.

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Oct 31 2004 4:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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they did?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Oct 31 2004 4:03PM
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.scott.
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i don't think anyone thought it was real, it just went without saying that is was bullshit.
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Oct 31 2004 5:37PM
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TAK
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Lol... I love it.

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Oct 31 2004 5:39PM
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hellmut
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anyone can gat a degree from harvard? can you please tell me how
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Oct 31 2004 8:25PM
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melvs is the king haha!




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Oct 31 2004 8:34PM
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petek
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i would rather have a lobster harmonica then a harvard degree.



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Oct 31 2004 8:35PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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where do you get a lobster harmonica? is it an acutuall harmonica made from a lobster?















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Nothing holds a roman candle to
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Oct 31 2004 8:39PM
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TAK
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http://www.freedegree.net/

I think I might get a deegree as a Doctor of Military Studies. Not Harvard, but oh well.

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Oct 31 2004 8:41PM
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jarossamdb7
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anyone can gat a degree from harvard? can you please tell me how

first of all, i never said Harvard. I said a college degree. however, i beleve that anyone could get into harvard and get a degree, if they do their school work. they dont need to be smart or rational, they jsut need to do their school work. basically, you can get staright As, no matter how smart you are, if you pay attention in class and do your work.
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Oct 31 2004 8:50PM
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BigRich
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^NO!!!!!!! JUST NO!
Nov 1 2004 4:06AM
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*Fujative*
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'i have a fucking plan!' 200x thats kerry, he fucking blows
bush is god

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Nov 1 2004 8:53AM
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KAF
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Kerry also has a law degree from Boston College

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Nov 1 2004 9:03AM
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freestyler540
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Bush droped out of Harvard.

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Nov 1 2004 10:54AM
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SKItheBURG
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jaross, it's a little more complicated than that. it has more to do with who you know and where your from. my friend was the valedictorian of our class (550 people in our graduating class), had perfect grades, played two sports, a bunch of extra-curricular, lots of awards and honors, and he didn't get in. everyone who applies there did their school work and has perfect grades, something has to set you apart.

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Nov 1 2004 11:15AM
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hellmut
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so you dont have to be smart to go to harvard?
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Nov 1 2004 2:01PM
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J.D.
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^Not if you're rich enough, no. Although it helps. Money is simply more important than grades. That's all that is being said here. But once Jaross actually attempts to GET a degree, he can figure out that there is more to it than 'doing all your schoolwork'.

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Nov 1 2004 2:03PM
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reBlocke
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^yup
Bush's pre-college grades and test scores are not great. There is little doubt in my mind that the ONLY reason he got to go to such a prestigious school is that his dad is so influential. It does take a lot of work to graduate from Harvard, but I'll wager you don't have to be a genius.



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Nov 1 2004 5:01PM
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Melvs
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I hate saying it, because I am not a bush fan at all.. but his SAT scores were in the upper 1200s. That is decent if you ask me.
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Nov 1 2004 5:02PM
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jarossamdb7
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well ui understand that JD, im talkinb about getting accepted, and, basically if you really want it, you can get it. mostly, i was talking about GETTING A COLLEGE DEGREE, not just getting into harvard. honestly, if you came out of highschool with straight Ds and went into community college, and somehow got a decent gpa in community college, you could transfer to a state college or whatever.
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