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Finkle
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I'm just gonna leave this one right here...(I am not Vegan)

Dec 2 2012 2:58PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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this is the best thing ive seen outta you in a while +k
Dec 3 2012 3:07AM
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feihlination
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i obviously like to eat meat and dont make a big deal about it but to be honest, i cannot defend it and i cannot find an objective argument IN FAVOR of eating meat that outweighs the moral problem of killing animals WAY beyond need.

we as a society came a long way and probably shouldnt be counting on killing fellow animals (yeah, plants are living creatures too, but its pretty hard to argue that they have a similar form of consciousness) for food when there are dozens of other sources around.

i am too lazy to do anything about it and too much concerned to be recognized as a cow-killing, truck-driving badass, but thats how it goes.

Dec 3 2012 7:53AM
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zues
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lol yea... right....

vegans lack essential nutrients --- especially fatty acids chains which are only found in animals. fish oil is one good example. I have found Zinc significantly improves sexual drive.
Dec 3 2012 8:50AM
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PhaedeD
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Shut the fuck up.
Dec 3 2012 8:53AM
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feihlination
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then bring me one objective argument in favor of killing animals when there are ample non-animal food sources around.
Dec 3 2012 9:09AM
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corona
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but vegan girls don't know what to do with meat..
Dec 3 2012 9:13AM
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PhaedeD
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Lions kill deer. I can kill a lion. That makes me higher on the food chain. Deer tastes better so I kill deer and eat them.
Dec 3 2012 10:28AM
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PhaedeD
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Animals are here to be eaten its called the cycle of life you dumbass.
Dec 3 2012 10:29AM
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feihlination
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yeah, but we are way beyond this "survival" bullshit. we as this superior species you make us to be should stand over such simplistic approaches and recognize our responsibility.

big power = big responsibility

big power doesnt mean that you should do whatever you want just because you can.


on another note. we are animals ourselves, are we here to be eaten too? there is no "cycle of life" because its a one-way trip for all other animals except for us.

this whole selection argument has become complete and utter horseshit. by that argument we should destroy ANY other species (...oh wait) just because we can eliminate any threats to our own offsprings. but there is no selection going on anymore in humans. ANY dumbfuck with a gun can kill 99% of all animals, no matter his physical and psychological fitness.


as i said, i am a hypocrite, because i like to eat meat and if you "humanely" raise cattles and kill them without pain, i can live with it. but sadly there is too much other stuff going on which i would call mass-producing meat like shoes or computers.



and recognized something? i didnt call you a dumbass or whatever, and that other sound you heard is my arguments blowing up your first-grade-"HUMANITY! FUCK YEAH!"-blablabla.
Dec 3 2012 10:54AM
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PhaedeD
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I'm not going to read that shit. This is earth and on earth there are animals. On earth the weaker animals whether that be slow or stupid get eaten. That's how it's worked forever and how it will continue to work. Sure killing animals in fucked up ways isn't right but we are meant to eat meat. Fuck most vegans look unhealthy as shit....why? Because we are supposed to eat meat.
Dec 3 2012 11:16AM
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PhaedeD
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There is a cycle of life Jesus you are dumb. We are the top that's why we don't eat each other and we really can't its horrible for you and how many other animals eat their own kind??
Dec 3 2012 11:17AM
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jake_tom_sully
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are you seriously trying to argue that humans aren't meant to eat meat? ha we're fucking omnivores, yes we have a choice but we were designed to eat meat, we owe a consistent protein source in our diets over the course of thousands of years to the major development of our brains making us the intelligent species we are today. Yes you can get the nutrition other ways but our bodies are designed to eat meat among other things. We don't choose to crave meat, our bodies tell us we need it because it's supposed to be part of our diet. artard
Dec 3 2012 11:18AM
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PhaedeD
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Kid doesn't get it he's trying to argue with someone just to argue its an argument that he can't win and he doesn't get it.
Dec 3 2012 11:22AM
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feihlination
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ok
Dec 3 2012 11:37AM
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PhaedeD
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I read it anyways and it was shit, just like I thought it would be. :)
Dec 3 2012 11:40AM
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Puns
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Eating meat is natural. But there are so many harmful 'unnatural' things that we do as a species that if we can do one beneficial one, I'm down.

I will tell you that as a vegetarian the orgasms aren't any better, but I can't say for sex because I didn't start having sex until after I was vegetarian.

Oh and generally PETA are an emotionally terrorizing organization. I stopped liking them... ever. Though I have to admit their tactics are to get people to talk... and it clearly works. They believe that animals have equal rights to humans and that mind set is not for everyone.
Dec 3 2012 11:44AM
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es94
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Iv been vegetarian for a while, vegans are obnoxious and i hate peta. If you take ethics aside, not eating meat has forced me to look at how to get other sources of protein and made me eat a lot of new foods and be a substantially healthier person.

To anyone that says humans are higher on the food chain, I ask this question in a non-confrontational, hopefully non-shit storming way:

 Do you think that you can adequately compare a lion killing a zebra for food to humans raising animals in captivity, carefully controlling their movements and then using machinery to kill them? I am not trying to raise it as a question of morals/peta bullshit, but personally i dont think the food chain argument can be used unless you hunt/kill yourself.
Dec 3 2012 11:53AM
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PhaedeD
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on a side not I eat organic meat. I am not into animals being shot up with all kinds of shit and killed in some fucked up way. But meat, I will never stop eating it.
Dec 3 2012 11:57AM
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Puns
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I think intelligence applies to the food chain. It's part of the over all instrumental power of humans to dominate other animals, which can be proven in the way we.. dominate other animals. Doesn't mean we should but by with the definition of food chain I believe we are on top.
Dec 3 2012 12:01PM
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Spinoza
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This video sprouted quite a debate, gourd work OP. I personally carrot pear to read all of that word salad.
Dec 3 2012 12:16PM
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Cat_Steezens
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animals should be allowed to vote.. equality right?
Dec 3 2012 2:23PM
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Blurst
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Summed up my morning perfectly for me.
Dec 3 2012 2:29PM
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Poop_nugget
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whut
Dec 3 2012 2:30PM
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powderdrunkie
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we need to wait for the right thyme, and be more cumin about it, we've bean way to harsh.
Dec 3 2012 2:30PM
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Finkle
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You mean you kill a lion with a gun. Go fight a lion one on one and lets see who wins. This did sprout quite the vegan debate. For me, I eat what I want to eat. lamb, veal, foie gras.... all pretty harsh on the animal, but hey I gotta eat too man.
Dec 3 2012 3:25PM
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rzarector
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this. as I posted earlier, we're not at the top of the food chain because we've evolved. we're at the top of the food chain because we civilized and created tools capable of bringing us to the top of the food chain.

how about we send you into the wild without thumbs and see how tough you are then.
Dec 3 2012 4:22PM
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A_Harrington
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AHA!
Dec 3 2012 4:36PM
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youngdtay
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I wonder if the guys in that video know that the fruits of those plants are essentially the ovaries of them. GOING VEGAN TURNS YOUR TESTICLES INTO OVARIES!!!!!!!
Dec 3 2012 7:20PM
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El_Barto.
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if we dont get to fight the lion using our brain it shouldnt get to use its strength
Dec 3 2012 7:22PM
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Bakeshow
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ahhhhh the puns...
Dec 3 2012 7:47PM
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Cat_Steezens
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exactly.

to the guy that said to chop off our thumbs and go to survive in the wild, thats like saying take out the gills of a fish and put it in the ocean, or take wings off a bird and throw it off a building...
Dec 3 2012 8:27PM
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PhaedeD
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Ya dude, with a gun....it's called intelligence something a lion is lacking compared to humans.
Dec 4 2012 10:08AM
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feihlination
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so you did create and design the gun yourself?


thats accumulated intelligence and rarely corresponding to what you try to accomplish.

the dumbest fuck in the world with five legs and just one eye since birth, surely not something "fit" in your selection sense, can kill a lion with a gun.



go one-on-one with a lion and use your intelligence to create a weapon on the fly, thats fair, right?

i am really not arguing that we arent on top of the food chain, but more that this is no valid concept anymore because we ourselves are not getting selected (except for diseases maybe).
Dec 4 2012 10:16AM
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Cat_Steezens
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what about retarded lions? theres plenty out there in the wild that just feed off of leftovers or scab food from the rest of the packs

heres one, give a bird a fucking mars bar and see how long it takes for them to open it. possibly one of the most humanly basic things that we learn from the age of 2 or whatever, yet birds or most other animals will struggle for hours on how the fuck to open it.
Dec 4 2012 11:23AM
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PhaedeD
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leave him alone he is trying to justify his stupidity, lets just stop feeding him.
Dec 4 2012 11:55AM
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feihlination
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well a retarded lion probably wont be reproducing.
but as i said in the other thread. noone can continue a hypothetical thread logically yet alone imagine some abstract scenario, so its not really worth discussing.

i can call your arguments "DUMB" all day (hi phaede), but thats kind of the easy way to "handle" a discussion.

seriously disappointed by the level of intelligence. but it was pretty dumb from my side to expect anything more.

byebye
Dec 4 2012 12:01PM
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Puns
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I think that the ability to work together and form communities that can create accumulated knowledge is part of what make humans at the top of the food chain.
Dec 4 2012 12:15PM
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Orrin
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Turnip your noses to PETA.

At least PETA workers receive a terrible celery. Lets beet them up anyway though.


I'll show myself out.
Dec 4 2012 12:23PM
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El_Barto.
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Nope. Every person has to reinvent the wheel themselves. Lions never work together so neither should we.

Dec 4 2012 1:28PM
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Puns
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See, even vegetarian hippy feminists can use logic!
Dec 4 2012 1:37PM
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Cat_Steezens
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why are we discussing lions anyway.. nobody eats them.

put me up against a chicken and ill happily prove my dominance.
Dec 4 2012 6:37PM
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El_Barto.
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Im as shocked as you are....i kid i kid.

*hippie

Dec 4 2012 6:45PM
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.Roockley.
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i think you should leaf.

i'd rather discuss more a-peel-ing things before this thread becomes a real pickle


puns, haha
Dec 4 2012 7:47PM
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PhaedeD
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The only explanation for what you are is dumb. That is why I use that term. You try and pull the most retarded shit out of nothing. No one agrees with you and you try to play it off like we are all wrong for calling you out... wake up dumbass.
Dec 5 2012 12:37PM
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beardstatus
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good man
Dec 5 2012 12:44PM
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Finkle
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These were not my intentions for this thread.
Dec 5 2012 10:52PM
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JAHpow
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They're labeled as domestic terrorist organization by the FBI
Dec 5 2012 10:59PM
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One.2
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anyone else think the first carrot was actually a dick for like a split second?
Dec 5 2012 11:00PM
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coldcuts69
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Lawlz
Dec 5 2012 11:01PM
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Puns
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Vegans love puns!
Dec 6 2012 1:25AM
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