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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
Alright so I know that this site is a repost, but the site http://www.dontevenreply.com/, otherwise known as Emails from an Asshole, is pretty hilarious. If you havnt browsed it before I suggest you do. But I was thinking that different members could do the same thing that this guy does and get some pretty good reactions and results. I would do it myself to start the thread but I doubt im creative enough. Just pick a random craigslist thread that you think you could have some fun with and just go for it. Post your results in the thread in the same format that they are in in dontevenreply.com
Dec 1 2012 9:58PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
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Dec 1 2012 10:01PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
Fuck you.



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Dec 1 2012 10:02PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So funny I cried.

Dec 1 2012 10:13PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
Holy fucking shit.
Dec 1 2012 10:20PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Mordecai Goldstein lmfao
Dec 1 2012 10:28PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
That made my day
Dec 1 2012 10:33PM
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skiSBmaine
Posts: 929 - Karma: 589
ahahaha so perfect. This could happen
Dec 1 2012 10:37PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
oh man read the one about children's movies
Dec 1 2012 10:38PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
There are many more then whats on the home page. Just throwing this out there because I missed it the first time i found the site.
http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php
Dec 1 2012 10:38PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,881
quality repost. I forgot about these. The disguised weapons is the best.
Dec 1 2012 10:42PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
These are hilarious!

inb4 ten pages of NS'ers doing this to people
Dec 1 2012 10:45PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,248
This is gold
Dec 1 2012 11:00PM
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Creed
Posts: 144 - Karma: 84
Haha, i love this site
Dec 1 2012 11:07PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
"Rocked" is my favorite
Dec 1 2012 11:08PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
This is fucking awesome
Dec 1 2012 11:32PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=101

This is by far my favorite
Dec 1 2012 11:45PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
I love this
Dec 1 2012 11:49PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
?
Dec 1 2012 11:52PM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Gosh this is hilarious
Dec 1 2012 11:53PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
It showed up as a failed image question mark at first.


Was waiting for someone to ask.
Dec 2 2012 12:13AM
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Reister
Posts: 279 - Karma: -20
I actually cannot even finish reading the first one about the hedge trimmer and the shovel. omg
Dec 2 2012 12:27AM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
I almost passed out laughing with the picture of the Honda civic. That is seriously hilarious!!!
Dec 2 2012 12:40AM
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Midwestoverdose
Posts: 833 - Karma: 45
So many are fucking awesome, after the photo in this one I just died and the comache one is great.
Dec 2 2012 1:49AM
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*SNO*
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 925
Haha, those are hilarous!

I'll put this in my threads for later.
Dec 2 2012 3:54AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
i loled..
Dec 2 2012 5:29AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
threadz
Dec 2 2012 5:58AM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
I'm so glad I saw this
Dec 2 2012 9:07AM
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*SNO*
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 925
This one made me lose it- http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=87
Dec 2 2012 12:38PM
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JaayLaay
Posts: 939 - Karma: 89

cried at this one:

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=6

Dec 2 2012 10:11PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
Just sent out a couple troll emails.
Dec 2 2012 10:52PM
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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
man i was gonna post this but i figured it was a repost! hahah this is some funny shit tho i love this guy read them all atleast 3+ times
Dec 2 2012 11:15PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
oh my god that fucking shovel i have never laughed so hard in my life
Dec 2 2012 11:20PM
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
Lost so hard. every fucking time.
Dec 2 2012 11:39PM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
So glad I saw this thread. The shovel one made me loss it so bad. I'm gonna make some email accounts right now and post up some products in the next couple of days. Shit should be good.
Dec 2 2012 11:45PM
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skiSBmaine
Posts: 929 - Karma: 589
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
This one. I just died
Dec 3 2012 11:43AM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
^^^ clicky one because myhaver is bad at internet
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
Dec 3 2012 12:41PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
already knew a few, but the japanese thingy and the shovel one were new to me. hilarious
Dec 3 2012 1:38PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
Just sent out two. will post finished product.
Dec 3 2012 4:52PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
hahah this is great
Dec 3 2012 5:17PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
I got one in the works. He has already responded, now hopefully he responds to my second email.
Dec 4 2012 9:33AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
man you run a hard bargin. 15
Dec 4 2012 9:37AM
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m@tty
Posts: 332 - Karma: 89
This stuff is gold. The shovel one was hilarious.
Dec 4 2012 10:25AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
alright I just sent one, will update with response if they ever send one.

Here is the posting.

http://hamilton.en.craigslist.ca/atq/3447584722.html

Here is my email:

Hi, I am interested in you pump organ but I am little confused about what you are talking about.

Your post says circa 1920, but you're selling it for 250? Doesn't circa mean 'around' so it should be like $1900?
I am looking for a heart transplant and am not going to be able to find a donor in time. Is the pump organ you are talking about the heart? I've never bought an organ online before, I don't really care where you got it from but I was wondering if it will be refrigerated so the tissues don't die before delivery. Is it in okay condition? 1920 seems a little old for it to still function at a good capacity.

Thanks for your help, I hope this is the organ I am looking for,

Owen

Maybe we can all troll this posting??
Dec 4 2012 3:02PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
fuck yeah. I always forget about this website and when somebody posts it again there are always dozens of new ones. valid reposting.

and I do stuff like this all the time in local facebook b/s/t groups but not to this extent. I've got nothing on this guy.
Dec 4 2012 3:47PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7513 - Karma: 36,455
So you are saying you think 1920 is the price then go and say you know its the year at the end...
Dec 4 2012 4:10PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
in my opinion you're trying too hard, needs to be simpler
Dec 4 2012 4:12PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
Yeah you sort of have to lure them in with the first email. Like the one im working on now they people were looking for a tutor for their theird grade son. So im posing as an Indian exchange student that can barely speak english. Ive gotten two response email. Havnt replied to the second one yet but im about to start trolling harder now.

My second one, they listing was asking for Junk cars and it said something along the lines of "call this (phone number) and ask for Jesus" So posing as an indian again (because indian is the lead exporter for poppey) I sent back a really shady email about how I can get him the "Junk" he is looking for. Havnt check yet if that guy responded.
Dec 4 2012 4:26PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
well shit. good luck to everyone else. I think trolling antique ones is pretty easy and more rewarding because half of that shit they just price up because it is dusty
Dec 4 2012 4:30PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
I cannot breathe. Words do not describe how hard I'm laughing. This is too, too great.
Dec 4 2012 4:39PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9300 - Karma: 7,700
might actually try this right now
Dec 4 2012 4:41PM
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