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Nonsexual things to do with hookers

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1337
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Call two of them over to act out a scene of braveheart?


Dec 1 2012 7:56PM
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lbuitendam
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HAHA
Dec 1 2012 7:57PM
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Pikachu.
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hahhahahhahaha
Dec 1 2012 8:01PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
full rate without getting a penis put in them, things probably went better than expected
Dec 1 2012 8:02PM
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riddsicle
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That was the funniest fucking thing I have seen all day
Dec 1 2012 8:04PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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cocaine
Dec 1 2012 8:06PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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fucking lost it at the end
Dec 1 2012 8:06PM
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PON3
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Dec 1 2012 8:07PM
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c4t_l0ver
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Threads for later
Dec 1 2012 8:08PM
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Mister.F
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"This is the only way I can get hard anymore" hahaha
Dec 1 2012 8:08PM
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Calb3rt
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 i thought this was another thread about the girls in the FD ads...
Dec 1 2012 8:09PM
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mode2n
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That was quality, the funniest part was that guys super bizarre haircut
Dec 1 2012 8:10PM
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Jane6
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Ahahahahahahaha YES money well spent
Dec 1 2012 8:16PM
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theschneidler
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I usually just play chess with them.
Dec 1 2012 8:18PM
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ESAND
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Non sexual things to do with hookers.... pay 40 dollars down on a promised 400 dollar payment to have one show up to your friends 17th birthday dinner at his parents house. Watch mom open door, watch hooker refuse to leave with out her 360 bucks, watch friend die of embarrassment

Best 14 bucks i've ever spent in my life (split 3 ways).
Dec 1 2012 8:21PM
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Zimmerman
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perfect
Dec 1 2012 8:22PM
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rzarector
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hahahaha great

Dec 1 2012 8:28PM
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B-runge
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fucking lost it hard
Dec 1 2012 8:51PM
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EARL
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Monopoly?
Dec 1 2012 9:20PM
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FerrisBueller
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hahahahahaahah nice find
Dec 1 2012 9:24PM
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FLBP
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Talkin politics with strippers is always fun.
Dec 1 2012 9:25PM
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Bateman
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FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


I thought i would never hear a hooker say that.


What do you know
Dec 1 2012 9:34PM
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JAHpow
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I lost it once they started naying
Dec 1 2012 9:34PM
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ECGove
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They weren't feeling it until "we'll pay you your full rate and our penises will not be inside you" hahaha that was great
Dec 1 2012 9:43PM
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BertBoyd
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L



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Dec 1 2012 9:46PM
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act.resist
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hahaha funniest thing ive seen in awhile
Dec 2 2012 1:00AM
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LIL_WAT
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Brilliant.
Dec 2 2012 1:24AM
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cbj
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she was really into it ;)
Dec 2 2012 1:29AM
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Parrish
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so much win
Dec 2 2012 2:25AM
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roddy116
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soooo much lola, and 1:20 :)
Dec 2 2012 2:39AM
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HWW
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lol
Dec 2 2012 3:41AM
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Spinoza
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Just the right amount of fucked ima
Dec 2 2012 3:47AM
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Puzzled
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gold, pure gold
Dec 2 2012 11:17AM
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BrewskiJr
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hahahahha
Dec 2 2012 11:24AM
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BrewskiJr
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+ this.. Lets get it on the front page
Dec 2 2012 11:24AM
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artfullydodged
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That was so awesome. Seems like the hookers ended up having a good time. lol.
Dec 2 2012 11:34AM
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987321654hgfd
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I wonder how much coke it took for them to think of that.
Dec 2 2012 11:36AM
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shorty_T
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Do you think they left thinking "we should do porn" ?
Dec 2 2012 11:38AM
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theBearJew
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Sadly we cant. I dont think anything in NSG can make it to front page. Its probably better that way...

Hookers like no were not doing that... wait you're still gonna pay us? Okay paint my face.
Dec 2 2012 11:38AM
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Sketch*
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This is going to go in my threads, that way whenever i feel down i can watch hookers reenacting scenes from braveheart
Dec 2 2012 11:43AM
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Amadeus.
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fat jew

Dec 2 2012 11:50AM
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Dirty.Harry.
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Probably one of the funnier things I've seen in a while. Nice.
Dec 2 2012 12:36PM
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Mr.Luke
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"...but none of our penises will ever be inside of you" hahaha awesome.
Dec 2 2012 12:49PM
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1337
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because i know some kids on a sunday night would rather watch this than do homework....
Dec 2 2012 7:15PM
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NinetyFour
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It was funny until I was wearing headphones, jesus...
Dec 2 2012 8:08PM
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SkiThe603
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they only want to have sex, dumb bitches
Dec 2 2012 8:43PM
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