Nendaz Backcountry Invitational

Member of the Month

partyandBS
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Seattle is the capital of the world

profile picture
Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
I'm sure you all know this. But when hippies are complaining about corporate greed... and most of the hippies are from Seattle too right? the companies are all from there. Boieng, Microsoft, Starbucks, Amazon.com. We own you all. Music too...
__________________
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Oct 30 2004 5:01PM
0 0
profile picture
aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
hahahahaha, i have a friend from seattle, shes sooooo needy, of course i dont think it helps she has fibro myalgia (sp?) but still...
-Joe
______________________________________
'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Oct 30 2004 5:06PM
0 0
profile picture
Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
delaware secretly runs th world. they have most corprate headquarters in the nation.


-----------------------
'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST
Oct 30 2004 5:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
and the smartest city in the country right? or is that maryland... never mind... maryland... bethesda maryland, right?
__________________
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Oct 30 2004 5:12PM
0 0
profile picture
Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
i dont like the states
Oct 30 2004 5:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
whatever, we still own you. microsoft is planing on world domination any day now. only the locals will be spared.
__________________
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Oct 30 2004 5:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
I don’t know, I just assumed if I was ever on jeopardy that would be the final jeopardy answer. have no back up plan
-----------------------
'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST
Oct 30 2004 5:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hahahahahahahah
__________________
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Oct 30 2004 5:16PM
0 0
profile picture
jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
im pretty damn sure that san francisco is the smartest city in the country.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Democrats are sexy: since when have you seen a good looking peice of elephant?

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com

''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
Oct 30 2004 5:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
^ lol you would say that


-----------------------
'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST
Oct 30 2004 5:25PM
0 0
profile picture
katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
if anyone's going to take over the world... it's gonna be pigeons. i hate pigeons.
Oct 30 2004 5:27PM
0 0
profile picture
jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
what the fuck, ass, it is true; they are one of the best educated cities in the US.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Democrats are sexy: since when have you seen a good looking peice of elephant?

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com

''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
Oct 30 2004 5:37PM
0 0
profile picture
lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
pigeons? come on now. sloths are gonna take the world by storm any day now.

you think sloths are a cute, sleepy, warm and fuzzy, and overall quiet race? thats exactly what they want you to think. you are falling right into their trap. the time is nearing where the world's sloth population will unite and rise up against the human race.

humans will say 'well look, they are only sloths.' and that will lead to our demise. all this time, we thought they were super slow and weak. how can they be weak if they can climb trees and hang out in them all day? and the slowness thing, it is all an act, so that they can suprise us with great quickness.

you say 'thats impossible. they sleep nearly 24 hours a day'. yeah, to save up energy that they will use to kick our collective asses! listen up people, i speak the truth. dont say you werent warned when you notice a gang of sloths banging at your front door.

pigeons. ha.



-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
Oct 30 2004 5:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Bhayter10
Posts: 942 - Karma: 8
Wal Mart is another likely case for planning world domination. But I agree with you Crystal, Sea-Town is the capitol of the world.




And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man..
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings..so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off..cause we'll know just what they're thinking..cause what they're thinking...

-Relient K
Oct 30 2004 6:25PM
0 0
profile picture
ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
At least it dosen't rain here in atlanta everyday. But we got coca cola, Lockeed martin, delta, time-warner, CNN, all that crap, but then again, you have bill gates, who owns like all of mercer island right? he could prob buy 1/2 of the world. I like seattle, except when it's raining, which is like what, 1 day out of the year.
Oct 30 2004 9:34PM
0 0
profile picture
estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
josh ur wrong eugene has all the hippies!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

$$$$$$NWFT$$$$$$

STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
Oct 30 2004 9:36PM
0 0
profile picture
*Christie*
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 10
Mercer Island? You don't even know this state. He lives on Medina. Microsoft is in Redmond and Bellevue. But thanks for playing...



skihood.com
Oct 30 2004 9:36PM
0 0
profile picture
b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
i went to seattle once. i was on my way back from whistler to the airport. and nirvana is from seattle. except nirvana is overrated.
===================

fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'godless communists.'

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do

There's no such thing as an expiration date for bleue cheese. Instead, it's a 'cheese will most likely be bleuer by this date' date.
Oct 30 2004 9:37PM
0 0
profile picture
b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
damn its late
===================

fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'godless communists.'

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do

There's no such thing as an expiration date for bleue cheese. Instead, it's a 'cheese will most likely be bleuer by this date' date.
Oct 30 2004 9:38PM
0 0
profile picture
J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,144
The Golden Wheelchair thread is gone...

------------
In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 30 2004 9:39PM
0 0
profile picture
404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
fuck it, fuck it all
Oct 30 2004 10:54PM
0 0
profile picture
trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
It's back.

Seattle is running the world. I'm telling you people. Me and josh devised this theory independantly. But it came together between us.
I actually wrote an essay on it in highschool.



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Oct 31 2004 1:51AM
0 0
profile picture
Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I agree!

Hmmm... I sent ski...titty video like 2 days ago to what I thought was that address.
I think I just send a random stranger porn. Bhahahhahaha.-trevorwoulddoit

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

Oct 31 2004 1:55AM
0 0
profile picture
Crystalrossi
Posts: 804 - Karma: 11
yes seattle is about to rule the world

hyperlite wakeboards!
Oct 31 2004 2:14AM
0 0
profile picture
NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
fuk ya, i manage a restaurant in beelvue taht serves mostly micorsofites so i will be spared!!!
Zing!!
Oct 31 2004 3:36AM
0 0
profile picture
RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Seattle is great. Nothing compares.
=================================
Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'
Oct 31 2004 4:49AM
0 0
profile picture
davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
crystal is wrong. starbucks is going for world domination. Once they have the world addicted to caffiene, they're gonna jack up the prices to collosal level. Then, they're going to hold the entire world ransom, and people will pay, because we NEED our coffee. Wait, they've already done that. STARBUCKS OWNS THE FUCKING WORLD!!! AHHHH!
_____________________________________________________________

Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Oct 31 2004 7:54AM
0 0
profile picture
ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
oh sorry i don't know what island bill gates lives on...because it's such a big deal, and the last time i was in seattle was when i was 9 so fuck off.
Oct 31 2004 9:57AM
0 0
profile picture
ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
seattle dominates....hands down, no questions asked...seattle rules


~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*
Oct 31 2004 10:11AM
0 0
profile picture
eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
fuck seattle. boston represent





Park Life
Oct 31 2004 10:23AM
0 0
profile picture
huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
seattle and washington in general own. we got all fabcy with the .com boom so the NW is all swanky but still wants to be outdoorsy so we have some of the best recreation in the country and skiing to boot!


M~M~C


Work is like anti-hippie spray; they stay the fuck away from it

Oct 31 2004 12:27PM
0 0
profile picture
erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
im in seattle right now...isnt that wierd?
Oct 31 2004 12:39PM
0 0
profile picture
(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
weird...

'Hey-yo i'm gonna be on ti-dop, that's all my eyes can see, victory is mine, yeah suprisingly, i've been laying, waiting for your next mistake, i put in work, and watch my status escalate.'
Oct 31 2004 1:51PM
0 0
profile picture
fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
yeah seattle, my dad and stepmom live there. represent.
I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

'I would do it, but i threw my back out humpin your mom last night, nooch'-Jason Mewes
Oct 31 2004 2:42PM
0 0
profile picture
dlite!
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 87
in a simpsons episode they were trying to make fun of funny named citys and seattle came up but i didnt get it

hookers hit the dome like an eight of shrooms
Oct 31 2004 2:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yeah... walla walla, kukamunga, seattle... homer only laughed at seattle. it was the clown college one.
__________________
You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Oct 31 2004 4:26PM
0 0
profile picture
thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
Dont even try to take the 'rain capital' of north american and tag it on seattle, come one, vancouver gets way more rain. Biatch! Rain Lover Forever
Oct 31 2004 5:10PM
0 0
profile picture
ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
actually, there are a lot of cities in north america that get more rain than seattle
~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Oct 31 2004 5:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
AND....... it is where Halo and Halo2 are made.




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Nov 4 2004 11:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Icelander
Posts: 3177 - Karma: 10
I live near Seattle and Western Wa, too many people, not enough free space west of the cascades.
Nov 5 2004 12:39AM
0 0
profile picture
bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
I have to agree with the H.S. Thompson aficionado that Burlington, Delaware rules the fucking US.



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Nov 5 2004 1:00AM
0 0
profile picture
bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
damnit i'm drunk again, its not burlington but the only city in fucking Delaware, it fucking owns the rest of the US



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Nov 5 2004 1:03AM
0 0
profile picture
davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
My sister goes to school in Walla Walla
_____________________________________________________________

Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Nov 5 2004 3:04AM
0 0
profile picture
Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
fuck seattle and fuck america!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

'Stupid fucking Americans!' - Jon Olsson
Truer words never spoken!
Nov 5 2004 7:50AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)