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petek
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ok, last night i had a bit(1/2 a glass) of both jellyfish, and italian stallion 6 shots of liquid cocaine, 2 blowjobs, 2 shots of anti-freeze, 2 shots of gin washed down with peach juice, a shotglass of some shitty whisky and 3 beers and i was barely even buzzing.(all of this in less than a 2 hour span). University really made me tolerant, and its pissing me off because i dont have much money to spend, and now it takes a lot to get me even slightly drunk.



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Oct 30 2004 11:13AM
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Smithy
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oooy! yeah i would take abreak for a while and then drink in moderation. jesus! three glasses of wine and im feelin good.






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Oct 30 2004 11:14AM
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skiierman
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2 shots of anti-freeze??? What the hell where you thinking???



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Oct 30 2004 11:25AM
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1080ski
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ya you might wanna lay off for a while, lol thats a shitload of drinks
Oct 30 2004 11:25AM
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scofield
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i would probably die with that much.. 10 beers for me and i'll be naked in the supermarket



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Oct 30 2004 11:29AM
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Boards
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yeah man...anti-freeze is not very good for you. hahaha, its a mixed drink.


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Oct 30 2004 11:30AM
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Vtsnowski
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alcohol is good


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some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Oct 30 2004 11:31AM
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SohCahToa
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put some paint thinner in your drinks to get that extra little bit
Oct 30 2004 11:32AM
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petek
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anti-freeze is SO good. creme de menth, or whatever that liquer is called and vodka. Tastes a little bit like candy-canes and scope.



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Oct 30 2004 11:35AM
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Utahpowderskier
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mmmmmm. candy cane and scope. tasty.
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Oct 30 2004 11:37AM
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skiierman
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.'



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 30 2004 11:41AM
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davidh
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^hahahaha. straight into the signature
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

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Oct 30 2004 12:29PM
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rightcoastskier
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alcohol is for clowns

ok
Oct 30 2004 12:41PM
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alpinecowboy84
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the solution to cheaply getting drunk: amaretto and beast ice. well really its just the amaretto, mix it with any nasty ass beer and you instantly get alcoholic dr. pepper.




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Oct 30 2004 1:02PM
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FRZGene
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take a painkiller or two before you drink...won't take as much to get drunk
YOU LOVE IT
Oct 30 2004 2:31PM
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MadTrix4185
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^ ya i hear thats really good for you.
Oct 30 2004 2:57PM
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CaderTots
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Liquid Cocaine is my favorite shot of all time.

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Oct 30 2004 3:51PM
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why would someone get intentionally drunk?




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Oct 30 2004 4:58PM
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petek
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because its what all the cool people do



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Oct 30 2004 5:29PM
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katesd
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drink redbull with your alcohol. it gives you a massive boost and intensifies your drunkness... so good.


Oct 30 2004 5:37PM
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Melvs
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start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore.
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Oct 30 2004 5:43PM
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scofield
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^^wouldnt that be like speedballing? cause you'd be takin a downer and a speeder



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Oct 30 2004 8:57PM
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BigRich
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I love getting lashed! I pull birds, have fun and regret everything in the morning.

Its great!
Oct 31 2004 10:26AM
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Luga
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ur a loser i love geettin smashed
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Oct 31 2004 10:29AM
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five0
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i was going to start a new thread but this one seems worthy...the night before my sectional soccer game i drank 9 schmirnoffs in like 20 minutes or so and got a bj from an ugly girl...im so ashamed
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Oct 31 2004 10:48AM
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dilla_says_go
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thats pretty fucking awesome duuude!!! you must be a real man to be able to handle that much liqour. you must be like, the only college student on here who has had so much booze that their tolerance has actually increased while at school. maybe you should join a frat. they actually have organizations where people like yourself can get around and get free beer, and fuck the brains out of nieve freshman girls.

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Oct 31 2004 11:36AM
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ottoponto
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I noticed my tolerance rising when there was this 'culture' week at the town. 6 days straight, whoh.

A couple of weeks w/o alcohol works wonders. Then it's 12-pack and wasteage.
Oct 31 2004 11:36AM
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T.L.
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i think its time for you to move to rubbing alcohol and mouthwash

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Oct 31 2004 11:50AM
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annaSKI
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try 90 proof, that gets you drunk instantly.


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Oct 31 2004 12:03PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
i hear ya. after last night i never want to see alcohol AGAIN! fuck alcohol alot!






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Oct 31 2004 12:23PM
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bfreeski
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im 15 and after alcohol i made out with my best friends 24 year old nanny who is an illegal alien from russia, beat that shit...
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Oct 31 2004 1:38PM
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fcskier27
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some peopel say that it is bad to have a low tolerance and that u r a pussy if u do, but the way ilok at is that if u have a low tollerance, u can drink less but get more drunk and isnt that wat drinkings all about?

summertime....and the livin's easy

oh well
Oct 31 2004 1:47PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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you have to SHOTGUN ENTIRE KEGS. a keg of pbr is only 60$ too, which is pretty sweet




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Oct 31 2004 2:01PM
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five0
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oh yah the blowjob sucked too
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Oct 31 2004 2:25PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
This is why being Irish rules soo much. You can enjoy vasts amounts of alcohal without getting piss drunk.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 31 2004 3:36PM
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petek
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Hey man i'm czech. See the russians and ukrainians have their vodka. Germany and belgium have their beer. France has their wine. Czechs just drink all of it.



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Oct 31 2004 6:50PM
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ECB
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a keg now is 85, fuck inflation
Jul 23 2012 10:48PM
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Forcillo
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And you are bumping an 8 year old thread because......?
Jul 23 2012 10:51PM
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aquinn
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8 years later I wonder what scofield's take on 10 beers is
Jul 23 2012 10:51PM
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DayMan
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Holy old bump. I love looking at old NS haha
Jul 23 2012 10:53PM
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ECB
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because it's interesting, I came across it by accident when I was searching for another thread that my friend alex made last summer, and i'm anxious to see what some of the people in here think about what they said 8 years ago. It's like a time capsule.

If you don't like it, you can come over to my house, and let me fuck you in the vagina. If you are under 17, then disregard that.
Jul 23 2012 10:55PM
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theabortionator
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nice
Jul 23 2012 11:12PM
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Toaster-Tony
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you claimin' bro?
Jul 23 2012 11:17PM
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NinetyFour
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I can't even remember much from 2004..... What did this forum look like back then? Nostalgia pics plz.
Jul 23 2012 11:20PM
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