I have friendzoned multiple girls. I'm not proud of it, but it was for the best. They deserve 100% commitment and happiness from a relationship, and what I had to offer would not have been that. Half-assing a relationship is not what they deserve.
So to all the girls out there who have been friendzoned, our intentions were for the best. We may be hairy, smell like sandwiches and sweat and a little bit of weed, but we actually care. As the All American Rejects once said in a really repetitive and gay way, move along.