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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
It is my birthday. I love everyone on NS. Will someone buy me a hooker?
Nov 26 2012 7:10PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
I forgot to mention, it's my birthday
Nov 26 2012 7:12PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Wait dude, is it your birthday?
Nov 26 2012 7:12PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
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here ya go
Nov 26 2012 7:12PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
you gotta give us a paypal. happy birthday bre
Nov 26 2012 7:13PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Just sent three of the finest men you can buy for 25 dollars to your home,and 5 to your parents house.
Nov 26 2012 7:17PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
matthewedodds@gmail.com I think the hookers are 300 bones but you can fuck them for an hour winning
Nov 26 2012 7:18PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
I have a buddy who had always wanted to nail a hooker. He went for it a few years ago. apparently had some crazy hate sex. Seems like the thing to do
Nov 26 2012 7:21PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Can I shoot you in the face?
Nov 26 2012 7:22PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Two of my buddies double teamed a pregnant hooker. Or as we like to call them "ladies of the night."
Nov 26 2012 7:24PM
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JamieOBalls
Posts: 159 - Karma: 13
just signed you up for a violent gay sex e-newsletter
Nov 26 2012 7:24PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
http://www.backpage.com/
Nov 26 2012 7:26PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
*sex workers
Nov 26 2012 7:41PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
wtf really?
Nov 26 2012 8:46PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
I know that the hookers come from backpage.com that's why I need by nsers to buy me one
Nov 26 2012 8:49PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
that site seems to me to be cops posting. Go find your local coke dealer and find a hooker though them.
Nov 26 2012 8:53PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
I know dudes that bought hookers from that site, pretty sure it is legit
Nov 26 2012 8:54PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
if i buy you a hooker she is gonna have a penis
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Nov 26 2012 8:56PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Do some meth, bang a hooker, kill said hooker. Congrats now you're a man
Nov 26 2012 8:56PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
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Nov 26 2012 9:00PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
No it's definitely legit.
Nov 26 2012 9:05PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
am i the only one losing my mind over how funny this is..... assuming its true
Nov 26 2012 9:18PM
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Firewood
Posts: 360 - Karma: 531
Lol @ troll
Nov 26 2012 10:45PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
It's the only way to achieve the ultimate goal of manhood.
Nov 26 2012 10:46PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
There's others but they include bedding a female yeti and unless you have horns and a barbed penis good luck with that
Nov 26 2012 11:03PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
when i made a thread for my 21st it got deleted #modbullshit
Nov 26 2012 11:04PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
Lol that's pussy shit. Op you should go make some meth, kill a hooker, bang said dead hooker, make more meth, then repeat until satisfied.
Nov 26 2012 11:07PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
sounds like you had too much breaking bad bro
Nov 26 2012 11:49PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
I just wanna bang the bitch once man
Nov 26 2012 11:53PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
do it twice i wouldn't last 5 min with an ugly hoe
Nov 27 2012 12:01AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'm sitting on a toilet, as butt lava spews forth from my anus, trying to contain my laughter
Nov 27 2012 12:04AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
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Nov 27 2012 12:10AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
Zombie Lincoln bothers me not
Nov 27 2012 12:19AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
like taco says you a stupid nigga
Nov 27 2012 12:22AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
It kinda goes without saying that after you kill the hooker, you remove the head and have sex with the corpse, then have sex with the head, then inject heroin into the tip of your dick.
Nov 27 2012 1:12AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Those words. Such beauty. The world has never seen the likes of before
Nov 27 2012 1:14AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
You forgot to mention that once all of this is completed, you take you heroin dick and kill 8 homeless people by impaling them through the eye
Nov 27 2012 9:57AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321

IS YOUR BROTHER NAMED ZACH?

Nov 27 2012 10:11AM
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ChungBol
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 34
Ill be you be hooker
Nov 27 2012 10:13AM
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