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Ban The Person Above You

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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Seen this threads on other forums, they're always fun.

Basically the first person to reply should state a reason why OP should hypothetically be banned. The second person then says why the first replier should be banned. And so on, and so forth.


Nov 26 2012 5:23PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Banned for confusing me...
Mar 6 2013 11:19AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
banned for your own stupidity.
Mar 6 2013 11:24AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
banned for having a shitty username
Mar 6 2013 11:50AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
wouldn't ban you < 3
Mar 6 2013 11:51AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
because i love your icon too much
Mar 6 2013 2:05PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
banned because your profile picture is gapers
Mar 6 2013 3:30PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
i don't have a reason to ban you, or Maximillian
Mar 6 2013 5:16PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
we have been through this already...
Mar 6 2013 6:01PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Banned for being terrible at searching for stationary.
Mar 6 2013 6:09PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned for being a pink name and having a dude in your icon. Shemale.
Mar 6 2013 6:39PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Not just any dude you prick. Guess what you're getting banned for.
Mar 6 2013 6:43PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
None the less...
Mar 6 2013 6:45PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Banned for posting in here all the fucking time
Mar 6 2013 6:57PM
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percs
Posts: 2280 - Karma: 5,788
Banned because your mean
Mar 6 2013 7:11PM
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S.RUZYCKI
Posts: 498 - Karma: 28
banned for being a hater
Mar 6 2013 7:16PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned because you're*
Mar 6 2013 7:16PM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
Banned for being a grammar natzi
Mar 6 2013 7:55PM
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shelbskis
Posts: 203 - Karma: 712
Banned for spelling nazi wrong..
Mar 6 2013 8:12PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
banned because op told me to
Mar 6 2013 8:13PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
BAnned for being such a pussy.
Mar 7 2013 1:47AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
banned for not living up to your name CapslOCK
Mar 7 2013 2:02AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
Banned because racecar and i am drunk as a fuck.
Mar 7 2013 6:21AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Banned for fucking pancakes and coming first.
Mar 7 2013 6:58AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned because Jesus died on the cross cuz you touch yourself at night.
Mar 7 2013 10:46AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Banned cuz wut?
Mar 7 2013 11:13AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned because* what*
Mar 7 2013 1:48PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
stop whoring this thread you dick melon.
Mar 7 2013 2:55PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
What else do I do with my life?
Mar 7 2013 3:29PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
You would get banned on TGR. So Banned.
Mar 7 2013 4:12PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Why do you say that? Just wondering.
Mar 7 2013 4:46PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Looking back, I have no idea. Banana'd.
Mar 7 2013 5:05PM
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percs
Posts: 2280 - Karma: 5,788
Banned because you have 3999 posts.
Mar 10 2013 7:50PM
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skibeest
Posts: 419 - Karma: 103
your pink icon makes me think of victoria's secret lingerie and how all I have to do at night is sit in a closet and prank call victoria's secret pretending im buying some of their products for my nonexistent girlfriend. therefore you have been banned
Mar 10 2013 8:28PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
banned for taking to long to explain your ban
Mar 10 2013 8:42PM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
Banned because dinosaurs used to scare the shit out of me
Mar 10 2013 9:15PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,278
banned because you're foreign
Mar 10 2013 10:01PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Banned because racist. You must be a member of the KKK, that's why you spelled your username wrong.
Mar 11 2013 3:43AM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
B& because turnips have an odd texture
Mar 11 2013 8:47AM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Banned because "Bampersand" isn't a real word.
Mar 11 2013 12:48PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Banned because neither is "scrumtrelescent" but it's needed as real words sometimes simply do not describe something's multi-level amazingness. You need 3, 4, sometimes even 5 words to spin up in that bitch to get it right.
Mar 13 2013 4:56PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
Banned because you're coming off as stupid.
Mar 14 2013 10:17PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 2,754
banned for misuse of pancakes.
Mar 14 2013 10:42PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned because you only stated one of the many reasons he should be banned. He's a complete douche and comes into threads and makes the exact same jokes as the first 3 people thinking he's all hilarious and original. He's a complete queer and probably sucks at skiing.
Mar 15 2013 12:02AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
Banned because I don't do any of that and for taking the Internet too serious.
Mar 15 2013 4:08PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
Banned for no icon
Mar 15 2013 4:17PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Banned for tiny penis.
Mar 15 2013 4:22PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Banned because jealousy.
Mar 16 2013 12:13PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
banned because im good at what i do
Mar 18 2013 7:15PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Banned for killing this thread you son of a bitch.
Jun 20 2013 9:56AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Banned because of that one thing
Jun 20 2013 10:26AM
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