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Ban The Person Above You

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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Seen this threads on other forums, they're always fun.

Basically the first person to reply should state a reason why OP should hypothetically be banned. The second person then says why the first replier should be banned. And so on, and so forth.


Nov 26 2012 5:23PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Banned because I THOUGHT MY THREAD HAD FINALLY BEEN LOST IN THE ABYSS, NOW I HAVE A FUCKLOAD OF POSTS I FEEL INCLINED TO READ BECAUSE I'M OP.
Mar 4 2013 4:30PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
banned for not getting a haircut.
Mar 4 2013 4:32PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,804
Banned for changing your name so fucking much, damn it john!
Mar 4 2013 5:05PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
I have a fear of commitment. I'll change again as soon as i can.
Mar 4 2013 5:08PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
banned for being scared of anything
Mar 4 2013 7:41PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Banned because 518 isnt divisible by 69
Mar 4 2013 7:57PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Banned because 518 divided by 69=7.5
Mar 4 2013 8:40PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2205 - Karma: 4,862
Banned because math sucks
Mar 4 2013 9:15PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5908 - Karma: 3,732
banned because numbers at the end of a username annoys me
Mar 4 2013 9:19PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned because Jesus died on the cross because you "fap alot"
Mar 4 2013 9:38PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Banned for fapping to much.
Mar 4 2013 9:39PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6737 - Karma: 98,917
banned because you wouldnt be down to film for just anyone
Mar 4 2013 9:53PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned because your icon almost gave me a seizure.
Mar 4 2013 11:02PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2205 - Karma: 4,862
Banned because your usernames too long
Mar 5 2013 1:40PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Banned because the numbers at the end of your username annoy me
Mar 5 2013 1:44PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
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Mar 5 2013 1:56PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
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Mar 5 2013 3:16PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
Banned because you took that quote out of context!

Also because you really need an icon.
Mar 5 2013 3:34PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned because you are OP. And because of you making this thread I have been hypothetically named way too much.
My computer won't let me get an icon for some reason.
Mar 5 2013 3:56PM
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caddyshack
Posts: 706 - Karma: 192
banned because your computer is gay
Mar 5 2013 4:09PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
banned because you are aribronze
Mar 5 2013 4:21PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
i don't have a reason, mint berry crunch is the best.
Mar 5 2013 4:23PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
he should be banned so he'll stop spending so much time on here now that we're gonna get married //obsessive_fiancée
Mar 5 2013 4:24PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,987
Banned because racecar.
Mar 5 2013 4:25PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
Banned.
Mar 5 2013 4:32PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
damn. bye ns
Mar 5 2013 4:37PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Bye. And banned because f*ck you.
Mar 5 2013 5:41PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,987
Banned because you don't need her bro.
Mar 5 2013 5:41PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
banned because you have sex with pancakes
Mar 5 2013 5:46PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
banned because what are your qualifications? let me see your doctorate in newschoolerology and did you even attend NSU?
Mar 5 2013 5:52PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Banned for putting "slut" in your name to attract attention on a largely male website
Mar 5 2013 6:07PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Banned for defacing the NS logo by placing it backwards in your icon.
Mar 5 2013 6:10PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
banned for false accusations, your ban is over ruled
Mar 5 2013 6:10PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
banned for allegedly possessing a female genital of the vagina variation
Mar 5 2013 7:58PM
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maxbee
Posts: 689 - Karma: 286
banned for saying vagina
Mar 5 2013 8:30PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Banned for saying vagina because he said vagina
Mar 5 2013 8:38PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
You're all banned for not following the rules of the thread and quoting me to ban me when I posted earlier.
Mar 5 2013 10:04PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Banned for bitching about not being banned!

:)
Mar 5 2013 10:14PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned for putting a smiley. There is no happiness aloud Here.
Mar 5 2013 10:50PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
Banned for banning me too much
Mar 5 2013 10:52PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
banned because i'm allergic to cats
Mar 5 2013 10:53PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Stupid mobile.
Mar 5 2013 11:18PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Banned for being way too emotional on an internet forum and taking shit too personally.
Mar 5 2013 11:25PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Hey, I use swipe. Our screws stiff up man.
Banned for confusing me.
Mar 5 2013 11:26PM
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MountainManDan
Posts: 305 - Karma: 297
banned for putting together Swag, and Fantastic... and thinking its okay
Mar 5 2013 11:28PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Banned for being a pinkname but a (mountain) Man.
Mar 5 2013 11:52PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Banned forchanging your name and disappointing me.
Mar 6 2013 12:04AM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
banned for your name being to long to fit above your icon. and for smelling like poo
Mar 6 2013 12:09AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6737 - Karma: 98,917
banned for having a name that trys to be play on honeybadger
Mar 6 2013 12:23AM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130
banned because you said vagina after the guy before said vagine before he.. ok nevermind i confused myself
Mar 6 2013 12:29AM
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