Replying to IPhone 5 case for skiers

I'm done. I've been waiting on Lifeproof's 5 case to get in stock, and been running with my phone in a sunglasses soft bag for the past few weeks. Someone dropped it while holding it over the weekend, one close call was enough, I'm done waiting. Lifeproof, you loose.

I need a case thats the best second option. I know its unreasonable, but its got to be smaller than the Otterbox Defender, that thing is just too massive. Any suggestions from fellow skiers for a good case?

Wants, in order:

- Waterproof
- Shock resistant
- Doesnt make me look like I have rectangular genitalia