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AppSkier......dead!

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sumosanta34
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
I finally got him! I shot him in the face with my nerf gun the other day. Right in the kisser, no one can survive that.




'now, turning if for when stuff gets in the way'-Shane McConkey
Jun 21 2002 12:34PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
Grayson, how many times do i have to tell you that nerf guns are only pretend?


'Thanks to you I am able to maintain my Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage.' -Principal Skinner
Jun 21 2002 12:39PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
who stole appskier's password ....are there computers in ski heaven?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 12:46PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
if i was ever a drug lord in new york city like crooklyn.....id be sure to carry my nerf guns for back up just incase
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 2:18PM
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sumosanta34
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
It seemed so real at the time! Damn you foam nerf balls. I mean, he was laying there, knocked out from the impact.




'now, turning if for when stuff gets in the way'-Shane McConkey
Jun 21 2002 3:37PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
no, i was asleep...


'Thanks to you I am able to maintain my Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage.' -Principal Skinner
Jun 21 2002 3:38PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
if you were sleeping how did u know about it?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 4:41PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
When I was in grade four, I was walking to school and some guy hit my shoe with a bb gun. I cried.


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 21 2002 5:08PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
haha sorry that just sounds funny to me....in the shoe ehhh....who was it
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 5:14PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
they should make a nerf bazooka....
what they should do.. is find out how much foam and how much power it will take to kill a person, and then lower it a little bit, and put it on the market
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Jun 21 2002 7:30PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
ohhh man. they should replace all guns in the world with nerf guns. thatd be so rad.
another thing, nerf guns always seem so much more fun when you see the commercials. then you go buy them, and youre the only kid around with one, and theyre not so fun...
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Jun 21 2002 8:07PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
hahaha...... thats so true
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Jun 21 2002 10:37PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
kind of like super soakers
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 11:57PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
but that would encourage violence in little kids...


Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 22 2002 10:37AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Nerf guns are the shit. Damn, at my friends house, he ahs like 7, and his whole family has like wars. It's friggen great.
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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Jun 22 2002 10:45AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
super saokers are cool
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 22 2002 11:02AM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
nerf guns are awesome, but arent fun when your the only one that has one


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Jun 22 2002 10:18PM
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colingobig
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
i've got this crazy nerf bow and arrow thing, it's dope. and it's got a scope, but even with that they aren't very accurate.
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
Jun 22 2002 11:13PM
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sumosanta34
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
im calling the police on you...


'now, turning if for when stuff gets in the way'-Shane McConkey
Jun 23 2002 4:42PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
the police carry berretta nerf guns
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 23 2002 6:42PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
dude you're suppose to buy in bulk. who the fucks brings a super soaker over to someone's house. you gotta give your guests amunition too. i used to have like 7 or 8 super soakers......one of them being those big fucking rocket launcher things......hurt bad when shot with bare skin. so everyone would have these pussy ass super soakers and thing it was all fair and i'd creep inside and bust out my bazooka soaker.....it was sick......i always won for some reason. but yea nerf guns........i never palyed with those.....i had fireworks and super soakers.....who needed them?


Dad: 'Chris, no smoking in the house! Where's the pot?'
Me: 'In the air.'
Jun 23 2002 7:02PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
I have the bow ' n arrow too, but i busted off the bow part, it stil;l works fine though.....i remember making a home made slingshot with a bicycle tube between 2 trees and we shot eggs on cars, people, and the queensway (big highway) and then we'd run and hide on my buddies roof, it was a sweet set up




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh
Jun 24 2002 12:39PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
super soakers.....too violent *foaming at mouth, convulsing.


Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 24 2002 5:30PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
my friend once shot my other friend in the ass w/ a bb gun. hehe, too funny.


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My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 24 2002 5:42PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
i shot my foot off with a nerf gun


i just say im gay... - Schwags

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Jun 24 2002 8:45PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
They need to make nerf anti-aircraft guns.
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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
Jun 24 2002 10:21PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
one time i shot my cat with a nerf gun.
Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 25 2002 6:20PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
HAHAHAHA
i love nerf...its my favorite...i had the gatling gun with rapid fire...that shit was sick
i loved it
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Jun 25 2002 7:06PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i had a nerf rapid fire future bow and arrow that made gunshot noises..the one that shoots like 20 nerf balls..and about firecrackers..my dad throws them at me inside buildings he tosses them on my feet....and about water and shit..i had the best setup in my garage its pretty much a speak easy...we had a high powered air compressor in the backroom with a plastic rubber like tube or w/e on the end ran through the walls and ended up under a bench..no one wondered why we suddenly had cushions..we would put water in the tube then shoot it out...WOW!! we made my cat hit the cieling and its made people jump...try it!
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 25 2002 9:32PM
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colingobig
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
any one have a water ballon launcher? it's like heavy duty rubber bands and you have a pouch in the middle? i remember on time my dads friends were drunk and shooting it at cows. then we were hitting the apartment complex like two hundred yards away. they can hurt bad though.
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
Jun 26 2002 12:12AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
those things rock
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers
Jun 26 2002 2:13AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I got the ultimate weapon. It would make all weapons of war obsolete.

Flaming Nerf bows and arrows!
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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Jun 26 2002 2:14PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
now that would do some damage....
Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
Jun 26 2002 3:23PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i have a semen shooter




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Jun 26 2002 10:32PM
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