Harry Potter

Harry Potter is awesome!




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harry potter is a worthless piece of shit, and the only reason harry potter books are so popular is because they are made for a 12 year old's intellect and becayse there are so many stupid people in the world, the books are extremely popular, read something that requires a little bit of intelligence to understand please, and not a book like harry potter in which the biggest word is abracadabra
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^I agree


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-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am,others get tired at 2am -JF Cusson
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-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht
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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?
-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?
All these questions you have never asked.

You can't deny that J.K Rowling is a fucking genious. She created the book by inventing her 'own' universe,stealing storylines,events and characters from other myhts,books and stories. She got filthy rich,so I'm jealous of her. Why didn't I think of it first?

Lineskier,people can read what they want. Most people in America don't want to challenge their brains or bodies. Harry Potter's are those kind of books that you pick up and you just HAVE To read it to the end as fast as you can. Then you'll be dissapointted by the ending and think 'Damn,the whole book itself wasn't too glorious,either...Oh shit,a new one is coming in two years,a must-buy!' More money for the author. By now she could by a nuke and bomb those slums she lived in to the ground.
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

''harry potter is a worthless piece of shit, and the only reason harry potter books are so popular is because they are made for a 12 year old's intellect and becayse there are so many stupid people in the world, the books are extremely popular, read something that requires a little bit of intelligence to understand please, and not a book like harry potter in which the biggest word is abracadabra''

Thank you. Hell, even if you HAVE to read something that doesn't require intelligence, you could at least read something good. Rowling is a hack.

''You can't deny that J.K Rowling is a fucking genious. She created the book by inventing her 'own' universe,stealing storylines,events and characters from other myhts,books and stories. She got filthy rich,so I'm jealous of her. Why didn't I think of it first? ''

Bullshit. That doesn't make you a genius, any more than the morons who come up with reality TV shows are geniuses. It makes you a cultural assassion and a literary (I use the term loosely) hack. Lineskier summed it up perfectly. If any book ever deserved to be burned, it's these.

And I cannot fucking believe that they draw comparisons to Tolkein, who spent over 40 years creating Middle Earth. Rowling took 2 to steal all her ideas, and the hack job effort she put into it is reflected in the quality of the writing. The books are absolute drivel, midless shit that would never, in a perfect world, have been written. I look down on them with about the same level of derision as I do films like 'Mean Girls', or, actually, anything with Hillary Duff... in fact, Rowling is worse, because people are actually deluded into THINKING this junk is worthwhile. Those books are hurting the arts, and hurting modern literature. Somehow, though, I doubt anyone cares; no one reads anyways. Fucking sad.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...

Who the fuck cares if she isn't a genious? She managed to create something that made me want to know the end, a page turner, something that ISN'T BORING (in my opinion). I couldn't care less if she stole ideas or something. It's a quick read.
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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

Well now she's a fucking multi-millionnaire.




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-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am,others get tired at 2am -JF Cusson
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-Why do stuff today when you can put off to tomorow?-Jecht
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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?
-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?
All these questions you have never asked.

line skier, have you read the books? the biggest word would be philosopher....which was taken out of the american version and substituted with sorcerer, now that is sad.

obviously the books are not great literature, but to call them drivel...that is a bit far. atleast through these books kids are reading again. That in itself makes these books special.

Once again, i am not saying they are great, there is no comparison to the middle earth collection, or to Heller, or Saramego, but atleast kids are reading again.

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i have the harry potter font u bitches!!!

Sookhon De'Snutz

harry potter 2 win......i am reading the 5th one currently like on page 560+ something in that area, i mean holy shit does harry need help with girls or what i mean Cho Chang has to like him and he fucks it up :p i hear the 6th one comes out in Nov

''atleast through these books kids are reading again. That in itself makes these books special.''

Oh good... let's see if we can get them to read the TV guide articles, next. That can only be beneficial. Or 'O' magazine. This is so good for society... children are reading, and it doesn't matter what.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...

harry is a pussy he lost his chance, he should of fucked that asian girl Chao or whatever her name is. all he gets is a kiss. fag





Park Life

^Yeah, the kid ain't got no game...other wise he would have hit that Hermoine girl a long time ago.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

Do you get the idea that this is going to go on long enough that they're actually going to have to deal with awkward adolescent problems? 'Book 8: Harry Potter and the Mystical Training Bra Clasp'... 'Book 9: Harry Potter and the Abortionist of Shadows'...

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...

Yeah I can see it now...It's only a matter of time before he gets drunk on 'butterbeer' and his true feelings come out...BUT MARK MY WORDS, HE BETTER HIT THAT.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

if it gets kids away from the tele, reading, of anything is beneficial.

now it would be nice if it was better literature, but i'll take this as step one.
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www.arcloathing.com

cant stop reading them....







Donavon Frankenreiter!!!!!!!

JD, I am getting the feeling you dont like harry potter. She is fucking rich though.
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that bitch almost hit me with her car when I was in 5th grade. she came to my school to sign books, and I was zooming across the street on my scooter and she turned the corner real fast in her ford and almost nailed me.





Park Life

is hermione hot? i forget from the movie. but the books are alright...



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hermonie (emma) yeah she isnt bad looking at all, i wanna see if they make the cho chang chick hot in the movie she better be

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harry potter books are among the greatest books ever written.

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