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I just thought of something. What if there was weed for robots? Like in the shape of metal shavings or something. Then make it illegel for robots to smoke it.......heeeeeeeyy. What about SPONGE WEED? Weed that's in sponge form? Then all the hotel cleaning maids would have less trouble hiding their weed.


So then he fell...and I laughed.
Oct 28 2004 7:42PM
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lineskier10
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yeah what tanakaskier is saying is actually pretty worthless, things like what freeskier22 said are actually interesting to think about because they are plausible and they dont just contradict social norms, wow what if everyone didnt type, we just untyped from a massive page of letters, who really cares about that stuff, im more interested in things that are possible, but not possible right now, like time travel, what do you think would happen if i went back into time and killed my own mother, would i die because i killed her and therefore she couldnt have me, or would i be able to kill her in the first place because for me to be alive she needed to have me in the first place?
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Nov 1 2004 7:18AM
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Durtschi
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^ you think to much






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Nov 1 2004 9:56AM
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NickMartini
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what if oyu shit out of oyur mouth?



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Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 1 2004 10:07AM
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skiierman
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^ Then you shove food up your ass and poop into baskets.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 1 2004 3:41PM
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hucker22
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hehe this shit is deep
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Nov 1 2004 3:44PM
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dg101
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what if instead of guys being horney and wanting sex, they were reserved and the girls were the horney ones that went around trying to grab guys and get laid
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 1 2004 6:17PM
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notonehere
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damnit that would fuckin rule






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Nov 1 2004 6:18PM
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dg101
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it would, but then we wouldnt enjoy it so it actually wouldnt. unless u were a man slut that dressed revealing and allowed girls to fuck you
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 1 2004 6:19PM
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What if gravity was opposite, and lifted us up off the ground, so we humans built a bunch of catwalks hanging from the ground, and if we would fall, we would go into outer-space....

The truth is...I kick ass. Simple as that.
Nov 1 2004 9:26PM
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dg101
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or if you are born old and turn into a baby before u die.
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 1 2004 10:57PM
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whooooooaaaa man. I like that way you think....(stroking beard)

The truth is...I kick ass. Simple as that.
Nov 1 2004 10:57PM
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dg101
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do u really have a beard to stroke man??
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 1 2004 10:58PM
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dg101
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that gives me an idea, what if you were born with facial hair and body hair and balded as u grew?
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 1 2004 10:59PM
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Hahahaa oh my god man, you kick ass!

The truth is...I kick ass. Simple as that.
Nov 1 2004 11:01PM
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dg101
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fucking pimp would be if halloween was every night of the year except the oct 31st
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 1 2004 11:01PM
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hahaha

The truth is...I kick ass. Simple as that.
Nov 1 2004 11:08PM
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Freeskier22
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you guys suck look at the bottom ones on the first page


thats for democrats, and the stinkin liberals too
Nov 2 2004 8:28AM
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TAK
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-TAK, PPPhD
Nov 2 2004 12:34PM
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RaginCajun
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dood that shits crazy..i couldnt handle it after a while. i wish i found a magic lantern with a genie to make wishes to change shit like that. itd be so crazy. like make asian people normal, and white people all look the same.
Nov 2 2004 12:40PM
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RaginCajun
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theres like 4 asians in our school, and they all look the same. so i call em all Kung Pow, and if theres two together, im like, damn these random mirrors in our school.
Nov 2 2004 12:44PM
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dg101
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your avatar is fucking hilarious^
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 2 2004 5:43PM
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yea it is


The truth is...I kick ass. Simple as that.
Nov 3 2004 12:11AM
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Nov 3 2004 12:13AM
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What the hell?
Deep-fried sweetness
'Are you kiddin'? The sun is shining, and the powder is bitchin!'

-The Grinch
Dec 9 2004 2:20AM
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saucerboy84
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keep them coming tanaka, im loving these.
Dec 9 2004 2:49AM
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saucerboy84
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im awesome. im so awesome guys. im just fuckin aweomse.
Dec 9 2004 3:12AM
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davidh
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what if they built a building inside out? I dont even know how that'd work.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

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Dec 9 2004 3:16AM
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DAMICO
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my head hurts...

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!



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Dec 9 2004 10:18AM
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espen^R
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what if u were already dead and had to be digged up from your grave to get alive and get born to die??
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Dec 9 2004 10:30AM
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espen^R
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this ones better: What if everyone were born with twins on theyre feets???
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I Will say no More....
Dec 9 2004 10:30AM
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twins on feets?
What if everyone's eyesight was naturally zoomed in, but people used telescopes and magnifying glass to zoom out to normal vision?

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 9 2004 10:44PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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What if there was no such thing as the universe, like nothing existed, what would it be like?
Dec 9 2004 10:53PM
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french_fry
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what if life was just a dream, and the universe and planets and humans and life were just a joke made by something unknown, not our imagination because it is human but in other words why are we here. Good thread can spend some time thinking about all these when Im bored.

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
Dec 9 2004 11:07PM
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french_fry
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and on the same subject imagine that the universe is a big ball full of galaxies, if you made a whole thru that ball what would be behind the whole, mabe aother ball, but then whats behind the other ball?

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
Dec 9 2004 11:11PM
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Whoooooaaaa man......

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 9 2004 11:14PM
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WONTON
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what if deoderant made u stinky and sweating made u smell good...what if cameras took pictures of reality, and reality was a picture...what if asians ate tacos and mexicans at fried rice....what if fish flied, and birds swam....what if speakers listened...what if..



Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Dec 9 2004 11:22PM
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french_fry
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no showers or deodorant would be soooo nice.


God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
Dec 9 2004 11:37PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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this thread should be rename 'what if?'

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I renamed my kitty shadow..she chases things on the floor and climbes cabnits. i think she's mentally ill



drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Dec 9 2004 11:44PM
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^You should be named 'what if'.

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 10 2004 12:16AM
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...598...

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 10 2004 12:47AM
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...599...

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 10 2004 12:48AM
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600!!!

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 10 2004 12:49AM
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saucerboy84
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what if there was a bigger smarter group of being, like we are ants to them, and they havent found us yet?
Dec 10 2004 2:02AM
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skiierman
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What if all American's looked the same, the Chinese all looked different, the Mexicans where productive and the Arabians where too sleepy to blow shit up?





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Dec 10 2004 5:27PM
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evilninja
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this thread was brought to you by weed.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 5:32PM
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evilninja
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awsome.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 5:32PM
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and the letter O
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Dec 10 2004 5:33PM
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From_Hell
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what if people actually realized that weed is gay, and just stop trying to be cool and do it?
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
Dec 10 2004 5:43PM
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hucker22
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wow deep shit, what if instead of having eyes, everyone had ears there, so you couldnt see but it would be like daredevil and we could see soundwaves.
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Dec 10 2004 5:49PM
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skogenjake
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what if the liberals werent so fucking gay and john kerry decides to run again. wait that can never happen!

Billie jean is not my lover

Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one

But the kid is not my son

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