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Americans thoughts on Canadians

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Nieds
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Hey guys, my english class teacher is making us do a project on what americans thinks of canadians, so I thought i'd come here and ask for your opinion on what you guys think of canadians. So pretty much just post whether you like canadians or not and if you think anything they seem to do, is different from what you guys do. Thanks!
Nov 20 2012 1:26PM
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wait.what
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We don't have either of those here
Nov 21 2012 7:35PM
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rzarector
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your jokes are bad
and you should feel bad
Nov 21 2012 7:47PM
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.Hugo.
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Well I don't feel to bad because at least i'm not canadian.
Nov 21 2012 7:51PM
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Spinoza
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Canadian on average have larger penises than Americans, so its likely that we have bigger penises than you. suckuuuuh
Nov 21 2012 7:52PM
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.Hugo.
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We have 50 states. You have 10 provinces and 3 territories. More is better
Nov 21 2012 7:58PM
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.Hugo.
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Oh and our women on average have larger boobs. FUCK YEAH
Nov 21 2012 8:01PM
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deleted5
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Russia Canada USA China
Nov 21 2012 9:45PM
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Kekambas.
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haha i kid i kid. 
Nov 22 2012 2:35AM
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dreadyboy
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Fat chick boobs shouldn't count tho.
Nov 22 2012 3:09AM
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Horsefacekillah
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yes
Nov 22 2012 3:36AM
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corona
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What is false. China is larger than US. unless you look at US sources, which include a bunch of coastal waters to make them bigger that by law are international.
Nov 22 2012 8:01AM
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bo0b
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This is true.
Nov 22 2012 9:01AM
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.Hugo.
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Why not? Fat chicks are awesome, more cushion for the pushin
Nov 22 2012 9:22AM
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deleted5
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Russia: 17,075,200 km2 (6,591,027 mi2)
Canada: 9,984,670 km2 (3,854,082 mi2)
United States: 9,631,418 km2 (3,717,727 mi2)
China: 9,596,960 km2 (3,704,426 mi2)
Brazil: 8,511,965 km2 (3,285,618 mi2)
Nov 22 2012 9:27AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Oh lawd. Here we go again...
Nov 22 2012 9:40AM
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quaive
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Apparently applies to the average weight of Americans as well...
Nov 22 2012 10:11AM
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.Hugo.
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Are all canadians so orignal?

Also of course it does. Refer 4 posts up
Nov 22 2012 10:25AM
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onLINE
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bhahahahaha murica the land of fast food and front butts.

Front Butt 61 up, 14 down

A vertical fold in a very fat person's stomach blubber that resembles a buttocks.
Hey man did you see that lady with the Front Butt getting a burger in the food court?
Front Butt: A vertical fold in a very fat person's stomach blubber that resembles a buttocks.

"Hey man did you see that lady with the Front Butt getting a burger in the food court?"

Nov 22 2012 10:26AM
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quaive
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And you bash me on my originality? Your point proves nothing haha
Nov 22 2012 10:57AM
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.Hugo.
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What are you talking about, I never was trying to prove anything? I'm just having fun in here watching all the sensitive little canadian get butthurt over every little comment.
Nov 22 2012 11:21AM
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fujarome
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canadians are great. love it there.

Me and some friends once tried to pay to take a city bus in toronto and the driver jokingly got mad at us and said "everything is free in canada, man!"


montreal is ehhhh but toronto and QC are the tops.
Nov 22 2012 11:27AM
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Kekambas.
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Density per sq mile

Russia: 22
Canada: 9
United States: 84
China: 365
Brazil:  58

Congratulations you have a country that you can't even live in. 
Nov 22 2012 11:27AM
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k-fred
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sounds like the definition of an american
Nov 22 2012 1:18PM
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.Hugo.
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lol
Nov 22 2012 1:22PM
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corona
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yea but your source is from the US. obviously.

1 Russia 17,098,242
2 Canada 9,984,670
3 China 9,706,961
4 United States 9,629,091



and Encyclopedia Britannica I'm getting:

3. China: 9,572,900
4. United States: 9,526,468
Nov 22 2012 4:30PM
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C_Thomps-12
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us canadians are pretty funny
Nov 22 2012 5:28PM
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Relish_man
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I know that your numeric advantage blows our military out of the water, but I'm just gonna say this as a fact: Canadian soldiers are better trained then American soldiers.
For example: I'm only a reservist and I'm trained at the same level as your typical reg force infantryman.
I have only respect for the American military but some Americans just don't have a clue when it comes to the facts.
Nov 22 2012 6:30PM
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FroesenSkeeze
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We used Justin Bieber as a tool to capture the hearts of all American women and bring them into our igloos. Here, we offer gifts of poutine and beaver pelts, convincing them to stay forever in the land of milk and honey.

Everywhere the light touches, is our Kingdom.
What about that shadowy place?
That's Quebec, you must not go there.
Nov 22 2012 6:32PM
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deleted5
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China's area includes disputed territories and therefore shouldn't be considered part of China's area since it is disputed. If including water area, China is larger than the US, but if including all territory that is undisputed, the US becomes larger than China. Overall, China is just slightly larger in size compared to the United States.
Nov 22 2012 6:43PM
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El_Barto.
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im not disputing what you claimed. But how do you know this is fact?
Nov 22 2012 6:54PM
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ween
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Where did you even hear this? Considering the US military trains a lot of canadian units for deployment I'm going to say these facts that you probably heard from some canadian soldier or recruiter are just bullshit to give you some sort of pride that you serve as a canadian reservist. A lot of the US citizens may be fat but we don't fuck around when it comes to our military, the only way I see your troops being better trained is straight out of basic. You guys are barely involved in anything outside of canada, so how are you troops supposed to get real world training? Exercises? The US military is so heavily funded and our exercises are so large scale that it's an understatement to say that our training blows yours out of the water. Show some validity. You aren't trained for shit unless you're constantly doing it, as a reservist, you can't claim to have had CLOSE to as much training as any active duty troop, canadian, or american.

Americans like americans, canadians like canadians(for the most part). Like what you like and believe what you believe because this entire thread is just biased perspective from another side.
Nov 23 2012 6:53AM
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seward
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i think his point was that alot of americans think the canadian military is a push over.

no, obviously we wont have the same funding as the american military, and to even begin to compare training, equipments etc is a joke.
but the states needs to invest that money to defend themselves, canada doesnt.
so the canadian government spends money on what they think is important, like the economy, and gold medal winning hockey teams...
Nov 23 2012 8:45AM
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Kekambas.
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Don't worry guys Big Brother USA has your back.  Just keep making subpar beer to keep our high school and college students fucked up is all we ask. 
Nov 23 2012 4:48PM
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seward
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lol @ american calling canadian beer "subpar".

america notoriously manufactures some of the worst beer in the world.
Nov 23 2012 4:52PM
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dreadyboy
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Because two individuals in a tug of war totally represents the military strength of each country
Nov 23 2012 4:55PM
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.AR6rider.
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lol at comparing shitty piss beer to more shitty piss beer.
Nov 23 2012 4:56PM
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ILLinoisance
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lol @ thinking any beer tastes good.
Nov 23 2012 4:57PM
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seward
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step inside a beer store or lcbo and tell me our micro brew is "piss beer".
our molson, labatts, coors etc is piss, ill give you that.

but canada produces some of the best micro brewed beers in north american.
fuck, theres 4 award winning breweries within a 10 min drive from my house.

canadians know their beers, bro.

Nov 23 2012 5:00PM
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J-C
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this I don't know why people hate Quebec so much
Nov 23 2012 5:03PM
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.AR6rider.
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I could say the same thing to you, and I'm going to go ahead and say that American microbrews > Canadian microbrews 99% of the time.
Nov 23 2012 5:25PM
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Nieds
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I don't have a problem with Quebec I've heard it's great but a lot of people didn't support Quebec trying to pull away from Canada and that could be a reason for all the hatred
Nov 23 2012 5:43PM
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Kekambas.
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Don't remember saying American beer was good.

Nov 23 2012 6:05PM
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Jenkins_
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Canada's Fucking Sick! :D
Nov 23 2012 9:38PM
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Broommasta
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no sir we are moderately above average
Nov 23 2012 9:43PM
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accualyisdolan
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Still waiting on meanwhile in Canada...
Nov 23 2012 9:50PM
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seward
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im going to go ahead and say youre wrong.
Nov 26 2012 8:37AM
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Ski_the_east01
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This.

you guys are straight up retarded if you think american microbreweries don't produce some awesome beer

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0068/6272/files/P-Brew_version_1.1aif.jpg


^ Cool map of all U.S. microbreweries
Nov 26 2012 10:23AM
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Idshredthat
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Dear Americans;
I'm Canadian.
Lived here all my life.
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nigga plz. I have real teeth.
Nov 26 2012 2:17PM
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KravtZ
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canadians rule except for the dam french canadians. Bunch of smug assholes who think they live in europe. Fucking get all pissed off for trying to talk in english, etc. Most canadians are pertty cool though
Nov 26 2012 2:19PM
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