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ATTENTION VEGANS: Stop Ruining Thanksgiving

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Round-Four
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Its not even thanksgiving yet, and I've already been bitched out MULTIPLE TIMES by some fucking high-horse vegans who don't approve of my holiday traditions. Well guess what? I know that I'm supporting a non-sustainable industry, I know its not nice to kill animals, I know that vegetables are healthy, but guess what else? I don't give a fuck because my turkey tastes fucking delicious. And your soy based gravy and Tofurkey both make eating dinner remind me of life in a Vietnamese POW camp, not how much I love Indians. And if I invite you to my house for dinner, and I give up watching football to make dinner for your sorry ass because your family hates you and wont let you come home for the holidays,and you show up with your own personal soy turkey because you think you're too goddamn good for my barbaric meat-thrashing, then you can eat it right out of the dog bowl. I'm sure Buck would love to share with you.

I don't care if you get off on saving the world by not eating meat. In fact, I appreciate it because in the long run you're doing me a favor, and it means there's more for me. But please for the love of eating like a human rather than a bird, keep it in your own home, and don't bring it into mine.
Nov 19 2012 6:27PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yeah fuck you vegans. go eat birdseed and drink water on someone elses planet.
Nov 19 2012 6:28PM
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.Hugo.
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My dog's name is buck too!
Nov 19 2012 6:29PM
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roddy116
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lets make them live in a desolate island where they can hump trees and make porn videos in peace.
Nov 19 2012 6:31PM
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mmallender.
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not all vegans are shitty, that being said, there is nothing worse than an some excessively whiny and self righteous vegan/vegetarian who makes a point of telling you how bad eating meat/not being vegan/vegetarian is
Nov 19 2012 6:53PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
There is absolutely no argument for going vegetarian. Eating meat is natural and a necessity.
Nov 19 2012 7:12PM
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
I'm a vegetarian and its mainly since I don't like meat. I don't give a fuck about all the other stuff. It is better for the environment though.

Vegans on the other hand, are the worst. But nothings worse than a vegetarian or vegan who bitches at other people about what they eat.
Nov 19 2012 7:17PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
Fuck you vegans.



And blending thanksgiving dinner together to make a shake > Eating like a rational human being
Nov 19 2012 7:18PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
its killing cute cuddly animals like puppies and kittens and therefore takes me to frowntown :[
Nov 19 2012 7:18PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
seems like most vegetarians only stopped eating meat so they could tell meat eaters that it is bad for them or cruel. obviously besides the people who can't eat meat or don't like it.
and I'm almost sure that's the reason all vegans are vegans.
Nov 19 2012 7:32PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
this isnt true. while it is totally natural to eat meat, people do it way too much. a human's diet is supposed to be very simliar to a bear's: mostly fruits and veggies, and occasionally a bit of fish or meat, maybe a couple times a month. not two or three times a day. plus the meat industry produces the second highest amount of greenhouses gases second only to transportation (cars, planes, trains). if you really want to reduce your carbon footprint but cant give up your car, giving up red meat is a damn good alternative.

that being said, i fucking love burgers.
Nov 19 2012 7:33PM
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Snowboards
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Lets force them to eat a CheeseBurger
Nov 19 2012 7:33PM
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.AR6rider.
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Yeah, because one person going vegetarian is going to change the way the meat industry operates...
Nov 19 2012 7:35PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
Thank god I dodged that bullet by being vegetarian.
Nov 19 2012 7:38PM
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corona
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it's mindsets like this that ruin the world.

but really meat takes something like 10x the land area for the same amount of nutrition as plants and produces a lot of greenhouse gasses too and does nothing to sequester carbon/produce oxygen and eats a fuck ton of plant matter. so being vegetarian really is much more sustainable.


that being said, meat is fucking delicious and I'd never give it up.
Nov 19 2012 7:39PM
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rzarector
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solid logic
Nov 19 2012 7:41PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
it has been shown vegetarians live longer lives, not eating meat is better for the environment and not eating meat is a hell of a lot cheaper. there are three good arguments.

with that said I love putting animal in my face.
Nov 19 2012 7:44PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Vegan Logic

"I don't eat meat or animal products because poor animals have to die and are abused! Oh, yea I dont really care about the farmers who rely on the industry for an income to support their family and themselves :)"
Nov 19 2012 9:26PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
i know that youre only saying that to try to stir people up because thats what you do, but its no different from voting in an election.
Nov 19 2012 9:28PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Me too
Nov 19 2012 9:31PM
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TheStamos
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I eat entirely vegan on average of 5 days a week, but come turkey day im gonna eat like a man.

Nov 19 2012 9:34PM
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Stickity
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i was going to tell you to fuck off but then i realized you soundly provided the argument against what you do yourself. good man.
Nov 19 2012 9:34PM
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The_Real_EWilly
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Mike Tyson is the only veagan that could kick someone's ass. Also what the fuck is wrong with them no matter how bad meat taste to them it's gotta taste a hell of a lot better than that toefu shit
Nov 19 2012 9:40PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I didn't read the thread and I could be opening a can of shit but here's the thing, I don't eat meat (except fish. I guess it's called being pescetarian) and I don't give a single fuck what you do for thanksgiving, or any other other meal for that matter and would like to get the same courtesy back. Vegans who go on these pretentious rants about why they are better than you will honestly probably be eating meat in a year or two. The only reason they are vegan is so they can be trendy and feel better than you. I hate people like that so much.
Nov 19 2012 9:42PM
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roddy116
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i have not eaten red meat for about 6 months now, i feel great.
Nov 19 2012 9:45PM
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Peach.
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That's a huge reason why I don't. I just feel a lot better.
Nov 19 2012 9:46PM
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roddy116
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fatty and chewy. just put turkey on that burger. the only forms of red meat that i eat is buffalo and elk. no cows.
Nov 19 2012 9:49PM
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Peach.
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I've been fish only for a little over three years now. One of the better decisions I've ever made.
Nov 19 2012 9:50PM
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roddy116
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i live in minnesota, you gotta have bull nuts to eat the stuff that grows here, except for salmon and walleye.
Nov 19 2012 9:52PM
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skier_boy26
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Most casual vegetarians I know are great and chill about their preference. Most professed vegans I know are borderline cunts when it comes to diet.


That said, I'm on a strict diet of dead animal
Nov 19 2012 9:54PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I actually love vegetarians. More bloody cow meat for us normal people. Yum. Also, a really fun game is to try to incorporate meat into various dishes and get vegetarians to eat it, then see how much they love the food. "OMG these are the fucking best mashed potatoes I've ever had!" POW! BACON, BITCH.
Nov 19 2012 9:54PM
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Peach.
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Haha yeah I understand. I live in South Dakota, am the head cook at a steakhouse, and have family in the ranching industry. You wouldn't believe the amount of shit I get.
Nov 19 2012 9:55PM
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CassiusClay
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You do realize beef (within proper consumption) provides you with high levels of nutrients no other food can match? Take a look towards how important protein, zinc, iron, and b-12 are in your diet. As well I'd like to comment on how asinine it is for posters below to mention the 'horrible' beef industry. Working with a banking group for 6+ years of my career I was asked to visit beef, pork and poultry plants we lent to and being there firsthand, rather than watching a peta video, makes a difference.
Nov 19 2012 9:55PM
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roddy116
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suprisingly enough i dont miss steak at all, i thought i would but i really dont.
Nov 19 2012 9:56PM
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Peach.
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And I agree with most of what you just said. I want to make it very clear that I don't give a single fuck what you or anyone else puts in their mouth. It's a personal choice.
Nov 19 2012 9:57PM
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El_Barto.
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Any time a vegetarian wants to give you shit ask them if you can have their incisors and canines. stupid hippies
Nov 19 2012 9:57PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
You're a sick son of a bitch, you know that?
Nov 19 2012 9:57PM
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roddy116
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he eats fetuses as well.
Nov 19 2012 9:58PM
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Peach.
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If they're giving you shit about what you put in your mouth you have every right to give them massive amounts of shit about what they don't put in their mouth.
Nov 19 2012 10:00PM
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.AR6rider.
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They're a great source of post-workout protein. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Nov 19 2012 10:01PM
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roddy116
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they put an excessive amount of tofu like shit in their mouth, which im guessing is condensed bird poop that was scraped off of the sidewalk.
Nov 19 2012 10:01PM
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rudager
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Vegans are ruining the vegetarian image and I hate it. I heard about this awhile ago and laughed at it.

No one should ever feel like they have the right to force someone's diet choice on somebody else.
I'm pescetarian, and I sure as hell don't tell my friends to follow what I do.
I also don't think I'm saving the world. I feel more people out there feel like opting out on meat for their diet or health reasons.

Reading this thread, I can say that there is a huge misunderstanding on people's diet choice. I'm not in it for the politics, never will be. I chose it because I was simply tired of eating me. I've been doing it for so long now that I have no desire to eat meat anymore, and don't think I will.

And finally, to show the ignorance of people out there, (not so much in this thread), the worst thing I've heard about my diet choice is someone asking me "does it offend you that I'm eating this burger?"
Fuck no.

Nov 19 2012 10:02PM
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dreadyboy
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I'm way to lazy to cook meat. Eating vegetarian is so much easier and cheaper. I grew up sorta vegetarian though, so I don't really like steak or ribs. I've eaten one really good steak and one amazing set of ribs in my life, but 99% are just bleh. I really like burgers and have no problem eating meat at restaurants or peoples houses. I just don't cook it or particularly care for hunks of flesh like steak or ham.
Nov 19 2012 10:02PM
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theTRIBE101
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the worst is when you have friends over for dinner, and one of them brings a vegan, but that vegan has leather seats in their car. So, you won't eat the cow or have anything to do with it's labours, but you'll take its hide for your goddamn car seats so that you can fart and sit on its very existence? I hate vegans so very much, especially the hypocritical fuckface ones.
Nov 19 2012 10:02PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Thank you. I'm so glad I'm not the only out there like this.
Nov 19 2012 10:03PM
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yourthemannowdog
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You know when you make statements like that you are just asking to be bitched at by vegetarians and ESPECIALLY vegans.

I don't care what you say but the pre-ground meat in the back of your grocery store is not sustainable, necessary, or natural.
Nov 19 2012 10:05PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Im from Canada and our thanksgiving is already over. Can i bring my meat deficient belly to one of you americans house. PLEASE
Nov 19 2012 10:05PM
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roddy116
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some people think i live in canada.
Nov 19 2012 10:06PM
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.AR6rider.
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Yeah, but it makes some fucking awesome tacos.
Nov 19 2012 10:06PM
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roddy116
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yeah cause thats totally a real taco...
Nov 19 2012 10:06PM
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Bill.Nye
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If I were to go vegetarian, would I still be allowed to eat pussy?
Nov 19 2012 10:07PM
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