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time to top all your cutting body part claims.
I CUT MY DICK OPEN
no joke though, i was mountain biking(not very good) and i went off a jump and i landed on the back tire. My balls felt like they had been slamed to the ground and draged so i went to go check on them and there was a masive gash on my lap hog. about a inch wide along the base of the tower. being the badass i am i just went home washed it off and let it heal. works fine. in hindsight i definatly should have seen a doctor, way to risky to possibly ruin a gift from god. ladies you're lucky that i was lucky.