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walshie
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Yesterday the Taaka Gods were upset with me. Went to the football game. was drunk as fuck before and then i chugged a 32 oz water bottle of oj and vodka that had 18 oz of vodka, then blacked out, harassed this girl, tried to dance ate shit, threw up all over myself.

Next the doctor at the stadium comes over supposedly i said i was sober officer and he's like no I'm not a cop and then i yelled fuck the police and I'm carried out in a stretcher to the ambulance to go to the hospital.

Anyways, my friends are the best, although now i have BIT behavior intervention team that is assigned to me to get my shit together with like 2 times a week counseling, i got fines out the ass, gonna get kicked out of university housing and yeah. fucked.
Nov 18 2012 1:27PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
you don't say
Nov 18 2012 1:29PM
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BlackCupid
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You passed out after only 12 shots? Hah, lightweight.
Nov 18 2012 1:30PM
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coolflash8
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Nov 18 2012 1:30PM
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roddy116
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dafuk is wrong with you?
Nov 18 2012 1:31PM
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alvy.
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lol you shmutz
Nov 18 2012 1:33PM
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edai
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So what's the point of telling us? Do you want all of NS to tear you apart for being a stupid lightweight rookie ass bitch or something?
Nov 18 2012 1:41PM
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walshie
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i finished 5/6 of a handle of taaka 1.75l, i drank about half of it before i chugged the rest so i don't understand being lightweight
Nov 18 2012 1:42PM
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roddy116
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thread take over, toothbrush sex thread
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Nov 18 2012 1:43PM
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2_fadez
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oh word.

fuckin freshiesssss
Nov 18 2012 1:44PM
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edai
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You passed out at a football game because you were too drunk to comprehend what the fuck was going on and then had to be brought out in an ambulance.

Sorry, maybe lightweight isn't the right word, but either way you're a bitch and nobody cares about your shitty story.
Nov 18 2012 1:46PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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sorry kid, you don't know how to drink
Nov 18 2012 1:49PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Nov 18 2012 1:53PM
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Heart
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if this is actually true... you're retarded. That's 32 shots. There is nobody that can handle that much alcohol in one sitting and I'm surprised you didn't die.
Nov 18 2012 2:09PM
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mcnamarskiez
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oh no.... not 18 ounces of vodka.....
Nov 18 2012 2:09PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1401 - Karma: 701
this....

If most people consume even 10 shots in one sitting back to back you will be fuckin hammered
Nov 18 2012 2:12PM
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Peach.
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You fucked up
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Nov 18 2012 2:34PM
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HWW
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What the fuck is going on? People complaining about this thread, why do it??? This is what NSG is for. OP nice story. You truly are fucked :-)
Nov 18 2012 2:37PM
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deleted5
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it's called not knowing your limits wtf did you think would happen when you chug a 1L of alcohol then go out into public.
Nov 18 2012 2:39PM
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TheClap.
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this

exactly
Nov 18 2012 2:44PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
last night was my homies birthday and opening day in whis. he got so fucked off beer, gin and m he was puking everywhere, possibly pissed on our floor and snorted salt, took a huge shot of gin then poured lime juice in his eye. needless to say we're not skiing today
Nov 18 2012 2:47PM
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act.resist
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wat
Nov 18 2012 2:48PM
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theabortionator
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Sweet attempt at a claim thread bro
Nov 18 2012 2:50PM
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Downtofilm
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Irony.
Nov 18 2012 2:50PM
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2_fadez
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nov 18 2012 2:51PM
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CrotchKiller
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hahahaha
Nov 18 2012 2:52PM
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GavinW
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ummm that sucks...
Nov 18 2012 2:54PM
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theabortionator
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Too bad this is Newschoolers or the replies would be a lot better.



Can we turn this into a survivor thread and vote op off the planet? Or at least off the internet?
Nov 18 2012 2:54PM
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Aiden-P
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oh Walshie, its great to have you back
Nov 18 2012 2:55PM
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TheClap.
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gets #whitegirlwasted


FUCK THE POLICE
Nov 18 2012 2:55PM
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OCM
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Idiot. If you wanna talk about lightweights though, some kid at my school passed out after 7 shots at a house party. Fucking idiot.
Nov 18 2012 3:00PM
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Bonzalo
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Unbelievable

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Nov 18 2012 3:01PM
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northeast
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32 shots and a blackout? pussy. do you even fucking lift?
Nov 18 2012 3:02PM
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Jblz
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YAA FUCKIN RAGEEE
Nov 18 2012 3:03PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
Anyone remember this?

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/703030/

You got your wish, you dont have to live with your indian roomates anymore.

Nov 18 2012 3:08PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
So? My roommate shit all over himself and our living room last night. your problems are nothing compared to mine at the moment
Nov 18 2012 3:11PM
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2_fadez
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HAHAHAHA
Nov 18 2012 3:16PM
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Jeebus.
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Someone can't handle their booze.
Nov 18 2012 3:18PM
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Bogs
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not really sure how you figured that being "drunk as fuck" in public and then "chugging" 18 more oz of vodka would end well for you, but...okay?

i hope we can all agree that your critical thinking skills aren't the best
Nov 18 2012 3:56PM
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CrotchKiller
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OH MY GOD

perfect
Nov 18 2012 4:01PM
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GayWolf420
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You sure it wasn't vodka tampons? Because you sound like a little bitch.
Nov 18 2012 4:53PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
this.
when did everybody get so loose butthole?
Nov 18 2012 5:07PM
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BrothaBrote
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Sweet first post!!
Nov 18 2012 5:30PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
and this right here folks is exactly why the drinking age should NOT be any lower in the US. trying to drink hard liquor like it's beer and you almost get yourself fucking killed. derp.
Nov 18 2012 5:34PM
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GuacamoleMane
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op is the same kid that asked for an escort on the internet, makes sense once an idiot always an idiot
Nov 18 2012 5:39PM
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klayer_9
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Sounds like you were partying hard!
Nov 18 2012 5:44PM
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.Hugo.
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Why lie on the internet about how much you drink? You think it is going to make people like you or think you are a badass or something? If you did really drink that much you wouldn't remember anything that happened or how much you drank.

Oh and I thought people stopped keeping track of how much they drank after high school.
Nov 18 2012 5:44PM
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BlackCupid
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Lol wut.

People don't all of sudden get stupid when they graduate high school. And not keeping track of much you drink is just flat out stupid.
Nov 18 2012 5:48PM
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.Hugo.
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I meant more along the lines of count every beer and shot so you can brag to your friends about how much you drank last night.

Honestly I don't keep track of how much I drink. But I can use my body as an indicator of how drunk I am. It's fairly easy to tell when you're getting to the point where you need to stop.
Nov 18 2012 5:51PM
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Bogs
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gonna take a guess and say op is under 21. so what is your point? clearly the drinking age being 21 isn't stopping him or anyone else from doing stuff like this. and if he is over 21, then still what's your point? just shows that you can be irresponsible no matter how old you are.
Nov 18 2012 5:59PM
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chicken
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"18 oz of vodka". That's 18 shots. And he said he chugged them. That's enough to make a normal person black out. Plus he said he was drunk before.

I would pass the fuck out from that and I am not a lightweight. Well maybe I am a bit now, but a couple years ago I wasn't and I probably would have passed out from 18 shots back then as well. I chugged a mickey once and I was WASTED.
Nov 18 2012 6:06PM
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