BUCKET CLIPS 3 | A FLINTA Ski Mixtape

Member of the Month

hi_vis360
November, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

And I'm fucked....

profile picture
walshie
Posts: 743 - Karma: 628
Yesterday the Taaka Gods were upset with me. Went to the football game. was drunk as fuck before and then i chugged a 32 oz water bottle of oj and vodka that had 18 oz of vodka, then blacked out, harassed this girl, tried to dance ate shit, threw up all over myself.

Next the doctor at the stadium comes over supposedly i said i was sober officer and he's like no I'm not a cop and then i yelled fuck the police and I'm carried out in a stretcher to the ambulance to go to the hospital.

Anyways, my friends are the best, although now i have BIT behavior intervention team that is assigned to me to get my shit together with like 2 times a week counseling, i got fines out the ass, gonna get kicked out of university housing and yeah. fucked.
Nov 18 2012 1:27PM
5 11
profile picture
ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
you don't say
Nov 18 2012 1:29PM
0 0
profile picture
BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
You passed out after only 12 shots? Hah, lightweight.
Nov 18 2012 1:30PM
0 0
profile picture
coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
Click for larger image
Nov 18 2012 1:30PM
0 0
profile picture
roddy116
Posts: 10634 - Karma: 7,490
dafuk is wrong with you?
Nov 18 2012 1:31PM
0 0
profile picture
alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
lol you shmutz
Nov 18 2012 1:33PM
0 0
profile picture
edai
Posts: 4990 - Karma: 4,677
So what's the point of telling us? Do you want all of NS to tear you apart for being a stupid lightweight rookie ass bitch or something?
Nov 18 2012 1:41PM
0 0
profile picture
walshie
Posts: 743 - Karma: 628
i finished 5/6 of a handle of taaka 1.75l, i drank about half of it before i chugged the rest so i don't understand being lightweight
Nov 18 2012 1:42PM
0 0
profile picture
roddy116
Posts: 10634 - Karma: 7,490
thread take over, toothbrush sex thread
Click for larger image
Nov 18 2012 1:43PM
0 0
profile picture
2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
oh word.

fuckin freshiesssss
Nov 18 2012 1:44PM
0 0
profile picture
edai
Posts: 4990 - Karma: 4,677
You passed out at a football game because you were too drunk to comprehend what the fuck was going on and then had to be brought out in an ambulance.

Sorry, maybe lightweight isn't the right word, but either way you're a bitch and nobody cares about your shitty story.
Nov 18 2012 1:46PM
0 0
profile picture
uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
sorry kid, you don't know how to drink
Nov 18 2012 1:49PM
0 0
profile picture
RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
.
Nov 18 2012 1:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
if this is actually true... you're retarded. That's 32 shots. There is nobody that can handle that much alcohol in one sitting and I'm surprised you didn't die.
Nov 18 2012 2:09PM
0 0
profile picture
mcnamarskiez
Posts: 692 - Karma: 159
oh no.... not 18 ounces of vodka.....
Nov 18 2012 2:09PM
0 0
profile picture
Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1401 - Karma: 701
this....

If most people consume even 10 shots in one sitting back to back you will be fuckin hammered
Nov 18 2012 2:12PM
0 0
profile picture
Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
You fucked up
/thread
Nov 18 2012 2:34PM
0 0
profile picture
HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
What the fuck is going on? People complaining about this thread, why do it??? This is what NSG is for. OP nice story. You truly are fucked :-)
Nov 18 2012 2:37PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
it's called not knowing your limits wtf did you think would happen when you chug a 1L of alcohol then go out into public.
Nov 18 2012 2:39PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21670 - Karma: 4,152
this

exactly
Nov 18 2012 2:44PM
0 0
profile picture
fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,271
last night was my homies birthday and opening day in whis. he got so fucked off beer, gin and m he was puking everywhere, possibly pissed on our floor and snorted salt, took a huge shot of gin then poured lime juice in his eye. needless to say we're not skiing today
Nov 18 2012 2:47PM
0 0
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
wat
Nov 18 2012 2:48PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,438
Sweet attempt at a claim thread bro
Nov 18 2012 2:50PM
0 0
profile picture
Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Irony.
Nov 18 2012 2:50PM
0 0
profile picture
2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nov 18 2012 2:51PM
0 0
profile picture
CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
hahahaha
Nov 18 2012 2:52PM
0 0
profile picture
GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
ummm that sucks...
Nov 18 2012 2:54PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,438
Too bad this is Newschoolers or the replies would be a lot better.



Can we turn this into a survivor thread and vote op off the planet? Or at least off the internet?
Nov 18 2012 2:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Aiden-P
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 38
oh Walshie, its great to have you back
Nov 18 2012 2:55PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21670 - Karma: 4,152
gets #whitegirlwasted


FUCK THE POLICE
Nov 18 2012 2:55PM
0 0
profile picture
OCM
Posts: 1276 - Karma: 975
Idiot. If you wanna talk about lightweights though, some kid at my school passed out after 7 shots at a house party. Fucking idiot.
Nov 18 2012 3:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Unbelievable

Click for larger image
Nov 18 2012 3:01PM
0 0
profile picture
northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
32 shots and a blackout? pussy. do you even fucking lift?
Nov 18 2012 3:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
YAA FUCKIN RAGEEE
Nov 18 2012 3:03PM
0 0
profile picture
YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
Anyone remember this?

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/703030/

You got your wish, you dont have to live with your indian roomates anymore.

Nov 18 2012 3:08PM
0 0
profile picture
hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
So? My roommate shit all over himself and our living room last night. your problems are nothing compared to mine at the moment
Nov 18 2012 3:11PM
0 0
profile picture
2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
HAHAHAHA
Nov 18 2012 3:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Someone can't handle their booze.
Nov 18 2012 3:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
not really sure how you figured that being "drunk as fuck" in public and then "chugging" 18 more oz of vodka would end well for you, but...okay?

i hope we can all agree that your critical thinking skills aren't the best
Nov 18 2012 3:56PM
0 0
profile picture
CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
OH MY GOD

perfect
Nov 18 2012 4:01PM
0 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37511 - Karma: 121,353
You sure it wasn't vodka tampons? Because you sound like a little bitch.
Nov 18 2012 4:53PM
0 0
profile picture
rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
this.
when did everybody get so loose butthole?
Nov 18 2012 5:07PM
0 0
profile picture
BrothaBrote
Posts: 402 - Karma: 115
Sweet first post!!
Nov 18 2012 5:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
and this right here folks is exactly why the drinking age should NOT be any lower in the US. trying to drink hard liquor like it's beer and you almost get yourself fucking killed. derp.
Nov 18 2012 5:34PM
0 0
profile picture
GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
op is the same kid that asked for an escort on the internet, makes sense once an idiot always an idiot
Nov 18 2012 5:39PM
0 0
profile picture
klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
Sounds like you were partying hard!
Nov 18 2012 5:44PM
0 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Why lie on the internet about how much you drink? You think it is going to make people like you or think you are a badass or something? If you did really drink that much you wouldn't remember anything that happened or how much you drank.

Oh and I thought people stopped keeping track of how much they drank after high school.
Nov 18 2012 5:44PM
0 0
profile picture
BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
Lol wut.

People don't all of sudden get stupid when they graduate high school. And not keeping track of much you drink is just flat out stupid.
Nov 18 2012 5:48PM
0 0
profile picture
.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I meant more along the lines of count every beer and shot so you can brag to your friends about how much you drank last night.

Honestly I don't keep track of how much I drink. But I can use my body as an indicator of how drunk I am. It's fairly easy to tell when you're getting to the point where you need to stop.
Nov 18 2012 5:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
gonna take a guess and say op is under 21. so what is your point? clearly the drinking age being 21 isn't stopping him or anyone else from doing stuff like this. and if he is over 21, then still what's your point? just shows that you can be irresponsible no matter how old you are.
Nov 18 2012 5:59PM
0 0
profile picture
chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
"18 oz of vodka". That's 18 shots. And he said he chugged them. That's enough to make a normal person black out. Plus he said he was drunk before.

I would pass the fuck out from that and I am not a lightweight. Well maybe I am a bit now, but a couple years ago I wasn't and I probably would have passed out from 18 shots back then as well. I chugged a mickey once and I was WASTED.
Nov 18 2012 6:06PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)