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stovypotts

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So my co-worker who I share an office with is passed out at her desk. It was her 21st last night so I understand. I can't let this pass, I need to fuck with her haha. Any suggestions.

BTW I don't wanna be in jail for this lol

Nov 15 2012 10:34AM

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theBearJew

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if shes assed out the only reasonable solution is peeing in her buttox.

Nov 15 2012 10:36AM

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wait.what

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Nov 15 2012 10:36AM

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EASTIE21

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I am incredibly sad she is passed out and not assed out. I was slightly excited at the thought of someone being assed out.

Nov 15 2012 10:37AM

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Lansfield

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Do it, if she wakes up tell her to go with it. If she starts freaking out hit her on the head so she goes unconsious

Nov 15 2012 10:37AM

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Sno.

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If you have an office wall clock that everyone uses, change the time to the end of the day. Then go over and shake her and tell her its time to go.

Nov 15 2012 10:38AM

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stovypotts

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na no clock shes obsessed with her cell phone so shed probably look at that first

Nov 15 2012 10:39AM

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Spinoza

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I testicle per eye. Then pics

Nov 15 2012 10:41AM

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Mag

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Steal her cell, change the time. Then change somebody's contact to yours, like her dads or somrthing, and then text her weird shit later in the day, and she'll think it's her dad

Nov 15 2012 10:44AM

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yuck

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set her computer desktop to goatse. if you dont know what that is, google it with safe search off.

warning: its fucking gross.

Nov 15 2012 10:45AM

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Sno.

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yeah this

Nov 15 2012 10:45AM

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Sno.

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pics are also required.

Nov 15 2012 10:50AM

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Mag

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Always a fun trick to do to my dads iPad

Nov 15 2012 10:54AM

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stovypotts

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all great suggestions..im gonna have to wait a little until she is totally out..she just moved lol..and how does one get a pic off a cell phone to this site

Nov 15 2012 10:55AM

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theBearJew

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text it to yourself after you have named your contact Dad. So she thinks whatever picture you are sending went to her Dad.

Nov 15 2012 10:57AM

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razors-chaz

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Send an email to yourself with the photo attached. Go on computer and open said email, get photos.

Nov 15 2012 10:59AM

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Mag

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Also,

Nov 15 2012 11:04AM

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stovypotts

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this has to be put on pause. she just got up and ran to the bathroom and yacked lol..i gotta wait for her to pass out again

Nov 15 2012 11:07AM

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Dustin.

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I was really excited to find out what "assed out" meant. This thread is blue balls.

Nov 15 2012 11:25AM

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stovypotts

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guess thats just an expression from where im from

Nov 15 2012 11:26AM

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Ryguy920

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Haha threads for pics, op must deliver

Nov 15 2012 12:24PM

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Jeebus.

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Nov 15 2012 12:34PM

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stovypotts

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she woke up for lunch..hopefully she passes back out..but theres always tomorrow since today is her actual bday lol

Nov 15 2012 12:34PM

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no_steeze

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Nov 15 2012 12:38PM

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Bonzalo

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I can back this guy up, I am office.

Nov 15 2012 2:40PM

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.skiwi.

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Pics of girl needed

Nov 15 2012 4:13PM

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Zimmerman

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Change your contact to dad and send her dick pics

Nov 15 2012 4:21PM

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midwestpowhunter

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hahah this. or your bosses contact.....

Nov 15 2012 4:22PM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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nothing like history of sexual harassment to spruce up your resume!

Nov 15 2012 4:25PM

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skiingsucks69

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so you should shove your penis inside of her?

Nov 15 2012 4:48PM

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Caucasian_Asian

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Definitely.

Nov 15 2012 4:52PM

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Mr.Luke

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Just slowly wake up her with a cup of coffee, and say "Hey, looks like you had a fun night last night. But I think I know what could make your 21st even better"

Then kiss her, and proceed to fucking. Bam

+ pics of said co-worker

Nov 15 2012 5:04PM

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Alexander_Keith

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Your username made this post an instant classic for me. Thank you.

Nov 15 2012 5:07PM

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Thadius.Castle

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Search up old abandoned warehouses in your area, one preferably with chains and a lot of left behind tools and rust. Then knock her out, drive her there, tie her to a chair, and then. . . . . Well after an hour let her go I guess.

But no seriously. I want to see this coworker, if she's hot, rape charges are worth it. If not glue pubes to her face.

Nov 15 2012 6:22PM

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Orrin

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TIE HER UP AND BLINDFOLD HER THEN WAIT FOR REACTION.

Nov 15 2012 6:27PM

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stovypotts

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As promised. And I cannot get a real close pic cause that will be weird especially if another co worker walks by lol..Shes alright I'd say a 6 or 7. And I haven't been working here that long to be just like "Hey let me get a pic of you" lol

Nov 16 2012 7:41AM

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chill_davis

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try to fit yourself inside her clothes so when she wakes up you can control her every move

Nov 16 2012 8:34AM

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Jane6

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Is that Seantom?

Nov 16 2012 8:37AM

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TechnoPotamus

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Why do people say "assed out" ? I realize it's like passed out but without the P, but Assed, and Passed are both a single syllable and saying "assed out" makes you sound like a fucking tool, just like people who say "hella".

alright i'm done here.

blah blah blah OP do you even lift blah blah blah

Nov 16 2012 8:44AM

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stovypotts

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Again its an expression from where im from. do you even lift? Not sure of this lingo

Nov 16 2012 8:46AM

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