I know there have been alot of threads started on thumb injuries but i have another one to add. Today at my baseball game, i was on 1st base and i stole 2nd with my blazing speed(right). Anyway, i slid into the base and i jammed my damn thumb on it. Now its blue and swollen. thumbs are one of the many tools of the devil.
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