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Satan lives in a toaster in Florida

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Lansfield
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And he makes damn good toast.
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DUCKS
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Mom?
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dad?
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Cannaburner
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logic?
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CheddarJack
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son?
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Well Richard,
when all is said and done,
It makes good toast
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theBearJew
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fire goes up, lolz were had.
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Backyard.Skier
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lol satan lives
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NotGhood
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onlyin florida
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Rodigan
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Satan lives on 8 mile in Detroit, his earth name is Les and he owns a pawn shop. Fact.
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theBearJew
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That video looks too old. Satan probably moved into the oven or dishwasher by now.
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Charlie_Kelly
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Wow ive been looking for you for years! Whyd you leace me at that baseball game?
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Jeebus.
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inbred second cousin?
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TheClap.
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10/10 would bang
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Peach.
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What if he's in the microwave?
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theBearJew
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Trying to make s'mores? Put marshmallow in the microwave... set for :20... Satan makes it 2:00. BOOM goes the marshmallow.
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1337
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Loved the "ooooo heavens!" type reaction when the toast went up in flames
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CheddarJack
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it's actually you??

shit...
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Lansfield
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Never ever microwave an egg. Ever
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Bateman
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is she serious?
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Round-Four
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florida is the new texas
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Charlie_Kelly
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Please dont go! Dont do this to me again!
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errrka
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hahahahaha

the news anchor lost it
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Benseleit
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I've never clicked on a thread so quickly in my life
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theBearJew
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Ill bet if you become a donator I can name one thread that you might click faster...
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ironic
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I now find that I am disappointed in my toast burning abilities.
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