Replying to Will i break the shit out of no lifes?

so i just bought $400 pipe cleaners and they're wayyy soft...im a pretty big guy and was expecting a stiffer ski because they're a pipe ski. might try and sell them. i know no times are pretty stiff and they're super cheap. do the new ones (yellow and blue) still break really easily? i remember the previous year ones did all the time but i thought they might have changed the construction for the blue/yellow ones...so yeah don't respond like "suface gargles my balls" just cause you've seen a lot of broken older pairs of no lifes...im tryna figure out specifically about the 11/12 model (or whichever the blue/yellow ones are.)
thankee