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Jiberish doesn't make you a better skier...

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chyu.boi
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... I tried it.
Nov 11 2012 6:25PM
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AndrewGravesSV
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,097
i disagree
Nov 11 2012 6:26PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
you sir, are a fucking moron. its a scientific fact that jiberis will indeed improve your skiing skills and luck with the ladys
Nov 11 2012 6:30PM
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heath
Posts: 475 - Karma: 13
HGH does
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Nov 11 2012 6:31PM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
it probably does
Nov 11 2012 6:31PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Debatable.
Nov 11 2012 6:45PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
you're obviously not wearing the right piece then.
Nov 11 2012 6:46PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
who let this guy post?
Nov 11 2012 6:50PM
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Jaggy_Snake
Posts: 2287 - Karma: 1,418
Ahhh shit.

I guess I'll have to stop wearing mine now.


FUCK!
Nov 11 2012 7:03PM
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SkiBum.
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 3,909
But it makes you look like a goomba and you can fit in with all the other hipster park kids.
Nov 11 2012 8:34PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
what year and size were you wearing?

4xl aristo =/= L allen
Nov 11 2012 8:39PM
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
prolly cause you were wearing the same size. think of it this way, small condoms=small jiberish, xl condoms=5xl jiberish. one is small, the other means you have a big penis and are unreal at skiing. make sure you pick the right size next time
Nov 11 2012 8:43PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6705 - Karma: 98,258
i gotta go burn all mine damnit
Nov 11 2012 9:08PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5887 - Karma: 3,524
maybe you just sucked super bad and now you suck just a bit less
Nov 11 2012 9:21PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,765
probably. the thing is, you have to let the jiberish choose you, not the other way around. it will come brother, it will come with time.
Nov 11 2012 9:24PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
you got to wear north face. makes u tommy walnutts
Nov 11 2012 9:33PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,765
tammy whamsticks*
Nov 11 2012 9:50PM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
I Stan for HGH.
Nov 11 2012 9:56PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
But may not increase spelling skills.
Nov 13 2012 1:31PM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
classic
Nov 13 2012 1:33PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 1,181
correction it accually does O.P and the more x's on the collar=better tricks
Nov 13 2012 2:12PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
this thread doesnt belong on NSers
Nov 13 2012 2:21PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
I just bought 4xl jiberish so we will see.
Nov 13 2012 2:27PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
wat a fegot he was probably whereing 5xs what a poo-c
Nov 13 2012 3:09PM
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openmindportrait
Posts: 1157 - Karma: 818
If you put Jiberish in a pool????
Nov 14 2012 9:35AM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
The jiberish chooses the rider
Nov 14 2012 9:55AM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,887
No, but meth does.
Nov 14 2012 9:56AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
It gets wet?
Nov 14 2012 10:38AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,421
you need a huge crane to get it out, a really really big crane.
Nov 14 2012 11:51AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6705 - Karma: 98,258
What about a Saga Jiberish collab? Will that make you better?
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Nov 14 2012 12:22PM
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