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Greatest Claim you have ever done?

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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
A couple of seasons ago i was cruising around the mountain looking pretty cool as i was perhaps one of the only freeskiers on the mountain being a skier in europe,

Anyway, down one run in particular (a really gnarly mogul run) i thought it would be cool to show some average skiers up and so preceded to pop of the top of every mogul,

After doing this most of the way down the run i found that i was going to land right on the top of one large mogul (a scary looking fucker), casing hard on the landing i managed to explode into a completely accidental frontflip then landing on both feet looking pretty shocked but completely smug,

Then claimed it for the rest of the run, shouting did you see that to other skiers there and just feeling like a massive boss,

CLAIM!
Nov 5 2012 3:25PM
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edai
Posts: 4992 - Karma: 4,693
Most likely they saw right through it and didn't give a shit about your accidental frontflip to accidental sketchy landing.
Nov 5 2012 3:28PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
One time, I was trying to fart, then I suddenly realized that it would be a shart.so I clenched by butthole as tight as the pussy of a 10 year old, and saved myself from embarrassment.
Nov 5 2012 3:29PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,401
I've seen splice filming

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Nov 5 2012 3:34PM
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Cebra
Posts: 505 - Karma: 35

Splice filmed me /bringitonmadafacka

Nov 5 2012 3:40PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
If that truly happened then you are cat like, should've gone straight into a nap.
Nov 5 2012 3:40PM
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Nuno812
Posts: 432 - Karma: 1,792
disaster a flat down box to backslide (front foot lifted up?) switch out.... would probably eat mad shit if I tried to land with that much weight on my back foot again... /claim.

or..

hitting a flat bar, came in to close and hit my ski head on (baby crusher gone wrong) which some how translated into turning 90 and the ski that hit getting stuck in a sort of hippie killer/ bindsoul looking thing to switch out... I thought I was going to eat metal for a second...not ride it out /claim


Nov 5 2012 3:49PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 3,857
one time I met the one for me on Christian Mingle. God Bless Everyone.
Nov 5 2012 3:53PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,357
I once made ate a sandwhich shit it out, kick the shit in the common direction of my sister and she caught it all in her mouth. More a claim on her part
Nov 5 2012 3:54PM
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
Tried to switch up on a flat rail (pretty skinny) and only made it half way- but didn't straddle it and somehow 50/50d the rest of the rail. Probably didn't look to smooth but felt sick.
Nov 5 2012 3:59PM
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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
i was in Maui for Halloween 2011...48 year old milf claim/
Nov 5 2012 4:54PM
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ScottyN
Posts: 376 - Karma: 455
got up and onto the rail, skis started to slide away, brought up down hill ski for balance to counter act my lean managed to hold it. rode out switch. boom.
Nov 12 2012 11:33AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
you're so tough dude
Nov 12 2012 11:34AM
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a_burger
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 20,809
Last run of the season at Sunday River I was racing a friend back too the Condo we were staying at the end of the day. We had to cross this 15 foot mud bank to get too it, so I just said fuck it and tried to ski across at 25 mph

I stopped almost immediately, went all the way up on my tips in a Garret Russell style tip stand, just kind of hung there for a moment, and somehow spun myself around 180 as I was falling.

Best part was some black guy like 200 feet away who was the only witness was screaming HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT DAT WAS EXTREME
Nov 12 2012 11:49AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
One time I slid sideways when I hit the boxy thing in the fun park /claim
Nov 12 2012 11:52AM
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steezywannabeezy
Posts: 990 - Karma: 690
lost!
Nov 12 2012 12:00PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
they probably thought you looked like a massive tool who doesnt know how to ski moguls
Nov 12 2012 12:04PM
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