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Best Chair Lift Insult

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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Some guys screamed at me " i had fun fucking your mom last night " so i screamed back " ha jokes on you bitch i have 2 dads "
Nov 5 2012 12:12AM
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Reister
Posts: 279 - Karma: -20
at my home mountain there is a cat track separating a green an blue and black right under the chair. the first turn off is the green the second being the black and the last being a blue. some gaper kid is trying to climb back up from the bottom and i yell "hey faggot that way is a black, you don't look at all good enough to ski that so turn the fuck around and try it that way" his reply had the surrounding three chairs laughing all the way to the top "Ohok thanks man" he didn't even realize i was being a douche.

Gapers make it interesting
Jan 8 2013 1:33AM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
oh I'm a PKer, been to some contests at holly though.
Jan 8 2013 5:02PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Usually I call them a "stupid head" and it makes them pretty upset, it works good you should try it
Jan 8 2013 5:06PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Holly is better then PK in my opinion
Jan 8 2013 5:22PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
i'm too stupid to make up my own mind
Jan 8 2013 8:59PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
tard
Jan 10 2013 6:41PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
Jan 13 2013 12:38AM
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Ksteez666
Posts: 227 - Karma: 123
Dear OP, stop, this thread is fine without you keeping it going by commenting on it over and over again
Jan 13 2013 12:51AM
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bdc.
Posts: 201 - Karma: 138
Stop bumping your own thread you attention whore..
Jan 13 2013 12:53AM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
this thread makes my pancreas hurt
Jan 13 2013 9:17AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
true that, even if its your own thread you dont have to keep commenting to every reply
Jan 13 2013 10:07AM
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AR6Ryder
Posts: 8 - Karma: 15
Suckadick beetch... /thread
Feb 7 2013 11:16AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
So I heard you like aliases...
Feb 7 2013 11:18AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
Insult? More like assault them.
Feb 7 2013 11:19AM
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AR6Ryder
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And get arested..........
Feb 7 2013 11:29AM
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.AR6rider.
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What a strange coincidence that an alias mimicking my name would bump all the recent threads created by a member local to me...

I wonder who it could be...
Feb 7 2013 11:34AM
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Ksteez666
Posts: 227 - Karma: 123
even bigger coincidence they have the same display picture!!
Feb 7 2013 12:29PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
I find it entertaining to talk to my friends about "the body" when there's a random on the chair. Even better when they start to play along.
Feb 7 2013 12:40PM
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Cataplonic
Posts: 166 - Karma: 47
fuck everything
Feb 7 2013 12:40PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
Im confused
Feb 7 2013 1:00PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
It's actually not me
Feb 11 2013 12:28PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
HEY WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

people tend to look
Feb 11 2013 1:23PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
Hey I saw you skiing a few runs back. You ski like a girl.
Feb 17 2013 6:58PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
"Did those skis come with a happy meal" i said it to a friend of mine who is like 5'6" or something, he is 16 and has the kids version of the AR7's so i thought it was necessary.
Feb 17 2013 7:11PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
I was on the lift with some foreign dude, couldn't place his accent, but when some snowboarder caught an edge and fell he's just like BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Feb 17 2013 10:28PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
when kids are under the lift looking for a dropped item we tell them we see it somewhere higher up on the trail and the poor child goes on a wild goose hunt for his glove that slipped off the chair that he probably wont find

and we convinced so many gapers shaun white rides at our mountain we just picked a kid with long hair that is pretty good and started calling him shaun and the gapers buy it

and filming interviews with randos on the lift or in lines
Mar 6 2013 4:16PM
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.AR6rider.
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Mar 6 2013 4:22PM
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GuacamoleMane
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Asking them if they do trickery such as whirlee doos and slide e doos, an what there best maneuver is
Mar 6 2013 6:17PM
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BertBoyd
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lol
Mar 7 2013 10:31PM
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Chunter
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Mar 7 2013 10:38PM
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BertBoyd
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Ba ba ba bump
Sep 5 2013 10:12PM
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jabroni.
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STAHP
Sep 5 2013 10:18PM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
Telling people who are telemarking brooo your bindings are broken
Sep 6 2013 12:44AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9346 - Karma: 68,227
I offered park rats who were having trouble in a mogul field my poles with @AbiH at snowbird. The kid who was probably mid teens looked up at me and yelled "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs
Jun 3 2020 5:07PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,578
BigPurpleSkiSuitI offered park rats who were having trouble in a mogul field my poles with @AbiH at snowbird. The kid who was probably mid teens looked up at me and yelled "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs


Don't you use the whiski poles? Cause if so that kid doesn't know what he missed out on.
Jun 3 2020 5:34PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9346 - Karma: 68,227
I know right? He missed out bigtime
r00kieDon't you use the whiski poles? Cause if so that kid doesn't know what he missed out on.
Jun 3 2020 5:40PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,350
BigPurpleSkiSuitI offered park rats who were having trouble in a mogul field my poles with @AbiH at snowbird. The kid who was probably mid teens looked up at me and yelled "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs

BAhahahaha that was hilariouuuuussssss
Jun 6 2020 8:59PM
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