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Best Chair Lift Insult

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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Some guys screamed at me " i had fun fucking your mom last night " so i screamed back " ha jokes on you bitch i have 2 dads "
Nov 5 2012 12:12AM
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TreeJ
Posts: 131 - Karma: 665

If you are pretty good at rails and can 270 on and shit you can do this.. When you first get into the park just scoot up to a rail and like tap your ski on it or pizza all the way onto a box and act like you dont know anything bout park, ha my friend even shouted out to a group of kids once, " hey is this one of those feature rail thingys" but then once they think your bad, play em in a game of SKATE or beat for money and actually try  then just show eveyone up and blow em out of the water. kids will be like Dafuq

Dec 15 2012 9:13PM
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salomonskiier12
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hey, you dropped your pocket.
this works great after a wicked yard sale.
Dec 15 2012 9:18PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
Anyone else ever see that episode of Drake and Josh where they hustle people playing pool?
Dec 15 2012 9:31PM
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CheddarJack
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that's a great episode
Dec 15 2012 9:36PM
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profa_212
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I miss the good old teen nick. Shit they have now is wack.
Dec 15 2012 9:49PM
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TreeJ
Posts: 131 - Karma: 665
Hell yes, i was thinking bout that when i made my reply
Dec 15 2012 9:58PM
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pduncan
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 1,607
One time a kid tried throwing a snow ball at me from the lift, I caught it threw it back at him haha
Dec 15 2012 10:10PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
my buds and i usually scream random shit like "CHICKEN FUCKER" at random people gets some hilarious reactions. or just moan loudly when ur among strangers
Dec 15 2012 10:11PM
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Lwaghorn
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When I was probably 11 or 12 me and my friend were spitting off the chairlift cause we were little assholes. Never really expected to hit anyone just acted like plane bombers. One day I dropped a big green slime ball at some snowboarder coming down.
Pow right in the kisser.
 Guy turns around screams "Im gonna get you fucker"
Scared shitless we ski trees all the way down and get dad to drive us home immediately claiming i didn't feel good. Never again did we spit off the chair. Cool story I know
Dec 15 2012 10:59PM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
yelling "YOUR SNOWBOARD IS TOO SMALL" at racers who are training on one ski
Dec 16 2012 8:59PM
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BertBoyd
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no
Dec 19 2012 7:48PM
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theblackrod
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We had this thing where we yell "sarah" off the lift at a random girl to see if she looks, and then when she does, complain that she's not the sarah we are looking for.

really weird and creepy, but that was the point.

Oh the high school days, now i'm a college grad with a real job and barely ski...
Dec 20 2012 11:43AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
SARAH! wait your not sarah...
Dec 22 2012 11:20AM
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miroz
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chuckled substantially.

I like yelling random names at people to see if I can get them right. Never do.
Dec 22 2012 11:26AM
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Shabbathehut
Posts: 94 - Karma: 14
Haha classic.
Dec 22 2012 11:58AM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
"Your doing it wrong", if they are laying on the ground
"Face shots like a porn star" on powder days
"Hey wait for me, i wanna show you how to drop that."
"DAD?!!!!" The best one also related to "MOM?!!!!"
"Your gaper gaps showing"

I yell a lot.
Dec 22 2012 4:10PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
a friend of mine used to do this all the time in high school, and it pissed us off incredibly, just cause he'd come back up and be like 'what'dtheysaywhat'dtheysay am i cool oh boy i bet i impressed everyone' and we just touch each others dicks and see who can fit the most fingers up our butts. it gets wildly off track
Dec 22 2012 6:43PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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I just go up to randoms and ski into them and hug them saying that i haven't seen them in forever and that they should come over again i do this to girls a lot more frequently then to guys.
Dec 22 2012 8:34PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
If i catch there name on their season pass i pretend to be there best friend from elementary school
Dec 22 2012 11:37PM
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Powderhauser
Posts: 546 - Karma: 38
Since I'm forever alone i should try this (to girls)
Dec 23 2012 12:24AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
No luck with the ladies? try men
Dec 26 2012 11:23PM
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BertBoyd
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Dec 31 2012 9:05PM
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DERS.
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this. nothin like nose buttering while you wait for your slow friends to come.
Dec 31 2012 11:09PM
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BertBoyd
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Dayummmmm
Jan 1 2013 3:34PM
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BBD.
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your tampon string is showing...
Jan 2 2013 4:51PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
a few years back we threw some firecrackers off the lift. It would cause some fun, and people would flip a shit when you would have it land about 15 feet away.
Jan 2 2013 5:04PM
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BertBoyd
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You would get thrown off my mtn for sure
Jan 3 2013 11:08PM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
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"get the hell off this mountain you fucking gooks!!"
Jan 3 2013 11:18PM
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J_Christoph
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whenever a punk kid yells you suck i just do a clean super-fed...its the only comeback needed
Jan 3 2013 11:35PM
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Clameltoe
Posts: 108 - Karma: 248
which would imply your a hopscotching wallaby from taco town.
Jan 4 2013 1:20PM
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BertBoyd
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?
Jan 5 2013 10:08PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
Random punter skiing down close to a fence....

Yell out repeatedly " Your backpack is open!!!!" untill said punter crashes into fence..... then realizing that said punter has no backpack. Most epic chair moment of my life.
Jan 5 2013 11:27PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
Also.... Find a random girl sitting under the chair taking a break..... Start yelling " LISA!!!!! LISA!!!!"

Once you have her attention then yell " Sorry for those cum stains on your dress last night!!!"

Many great laughs to be had after.
Jan 5 2013 11:30PM
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Ksteez666
Posts: 227 - Karma: 123
Lol'd so fucking hard
Jan 5 2013 11:31PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
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Jan 7 2013 1:30PM
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bighomieflock
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I get this weird feeling that OP doesn't really have anything to contribute but wants to bump his thread.
Jan 7 2013 2:11PM
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GuacamoleMane
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Does it matter this thread is Lolz and great reference
Jan 7 2013 7:28PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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i normally just laugh when people fuck up...
Jan 7 2013 8:07PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
pull out a glock, because every ganster has one on him at all times and slaughter the entire lift
Jan 7 2013 8:12PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
cannonsburg?
Jan 7 2013 8:42PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Sounds violent
Jan 7 2013 8:59PM
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Wallisch_pl
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yeah but I hate people who yell from the lift
Jan 7 2013 9:26PM
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BertBoyd
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Mt holly
Jan 7 2013 9:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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I want you to yell at me off the chairlift at Mt. Holly so I know what you look like and can avoid you.
Jan 7 2013 9:58PM
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BertBoyd
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I dont know what you look like so i cant.
Jan 7 2013 10:00PM
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.AR6rider.
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I guess I'll just have to keep an eye out for a group of high school aged park rats pizza-ing their way back to the lift.
Jan 7 2013 10:05PM
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BertBoyd
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Funny here's me, Click for larger image
Jan 7 2013 10:07PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
yelling insults at people is rude and effects peoples self esteem. I prefer to throw snowballs at people while i'm on the lift, no mental injury, on physical if you're a pussy.
Jan 7 2013 10:10PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,737
looks like another good day of shredding those gnar grass lines!
Jan 7 2013 10:58PM
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Ksteez666
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Jan 7 2013 11:52PM
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