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Best Chair Lift Insult

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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Some guys screamed at me " i had fun fucking your mom last night " so i screamed back " ha jokes on you bitch i have 2 dads "
Nov 5 2012 12:12AM
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SkiGunstock547
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me and my friend scream "lol smiley face" to everyone we see on the ground. That and yelling at snowboarders cause we're cooler than they are
Nov 6 2012 7:53PM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
when people yell at me off the lift i usually ski down to the bottom and wait for them so i can furiously masterbate and cum on their boots. Gets em every time
Nov 6 2012 8:04PM
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CaelW
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I always would sing a common song and see how many people would sing along with me.
Nov 6 2012 8:22PM
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Parrish
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yeaaa buddy
Nov 7 2012 3:02AM
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Bodhisattva_
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You're the kids that give other skier kids a bad name
Nov 8 2012 7:54PM
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Errl
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One of the lifts at our mountain goes over a very flat part of a trail where inexperienced skiers and boarders often remove their skis/board and walk the rest of the way. We like to bring a whistle on the lift it, blow it at them and then yell "Take a lap!" It gets some pretty great looks from people.
Nov 8 2012 8:02PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
I always pile snow onto my skis before the lift ride. Our chair goes right over the drop in for the beginner park, and I usually just shake the now off on the mob of gapers standing there.
Nov 8 2012 8:14PM
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JAHpow
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I'm guilty of this, I also try to fling the snow back on whoever I'm riding with, a friend, I wouldn't do it to a stranger.
Nov 8 2012 10:15PM
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BertBoyd
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I loled
Nov 12 2012 9:28PM
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roddy116
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same here
Nov 12 2012 9:35PM
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bjobe
Posts: 343 - Karma: 26
Yelling "your shoes untied." Or "you dropped your pocket."
Nov 12 2012 9:35PM
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roddy116
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oh and i enjoy speaking spanish to people as well.
Nov 12 2012 9:36PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Always a classic

Nov 12 2012 9:36PM
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BertBoyd
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Así que ya sabes españoles?
Nov 12 2012 9:38PM
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FreeskiThe603
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so me and my friends just always yell "Dad?" or "Mom?" in little kid voices to see if they react...
Nov 12 2012 9:39PM
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roddy116
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si yo se a hablar español
Nov 12 2012 9:40PM
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BertBoyd
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diez sobre diez mi hermano habla mexicana
Nov 12 2012 9:41PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
whenever somebody stops the lift (happens a TON at my hill) for a minute or two, my friend starts blowing on his high pitched avalanche whistle. its pretty funny and pisses people off really quickly
Nov 12 2012 9:42PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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i cant believe no one has posted the classic get a lot of snow on your skis then hit them together so it falls on people. thats the best one there is
Nov 12 2012 9:47PM
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Peach.
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Neat.
Nov 12 2012 9:50PM
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BertBoyd
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Hhaa forgot about that one!!
Nov 12 2012 9:51PM
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BertBoyd
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lol
Nov 15 2012 7:06PM
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Trey21
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faggot ass
Nov 21 2012 12:10AM
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The_Real_EWilly
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haha prefect plus K
Nov 21 2012 12:16AM
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250r
Posts: 2276 - Karma: 1,013
i wouldnt ever just yell mean or spit at random people, thats just stupid and taking it too far. However if youre riding up a chair lift and you see someone bitching out at the top of a cliff, by all means let them be well aware of how much of a pussy you think they are. haha on pow days its all in good fun though i guess its a bit different.
Nov 21 2012 1:47AM
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PeppermillReno
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Ya people being bitches on the top of cliffs deserve to be mocked since they won't hit it properly and will just scrape needed snow off from the lip.
Nov 21 2012 1:53AM
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250r
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haha like i said man its all in good fun, take a ride up red chair and peak chair in the morning on a pow day in whistler and youll see what i mean
Nov 21 2012 2:00AM
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Spiri7o
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lmaooo
Nov 21 2012 8:21AM
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Trey21
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it works!!
Nov 21 2012 10:26AM
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DILLINGER
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I'm going to have to try this now.
Nov 21 2012 11:10AM
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OssargYormada
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I like to confuse them as much as possible
Nov 21 2012 12:00PM
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MatRich
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Someone falls hard, we scream to them that they lost something, it gets their attention and once they are looking for what they lost, we scream YOUR DIGNITY! and then we inch our way up the mountain into the sunset.
Nov 21 2012 12:05PM
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Inline.
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This is the funniest thread I've seen in a while. I'm going to have so much fun this winter.
Nov 21 2012 12:06PM
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T-Holt
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Are you fucking illiterate?
Nov 21 2012 12:13PM
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dogbetrippin
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Just yell gaper
Nov 21 2012 2:59PM
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dogbetrippin
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Everyone +K bertboyd - hes a quality ns member
Nov 21 2012 3:01PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Thanks man :)
Nov 21 2012 3:06PM
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skiminnesota
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this thread makes me never want to meet a NSer ever.
Nov 21 2012 6:36PM
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Mint-BerryCrunch
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I tried to call out an NSer once, he scoffed at me and rode away :(
Nov 21 2012 8:39PM
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Anathema
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the best way to deal with a-holes is to laugh it off and have a good time. people might be thrown off by the fact that you're unfazed, but its the way to be.
Nov 21 2012 8:50PM
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OssargYormada
Posts: 671 - Karma: 186
I use this on the reg actually...


Nov 22 2012 12:37PM
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foodbuffet11
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I was awkwardly sitting in a gondola with a women and said want to here a joke, I told her "how can you tell your wife is dead? the sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Not another word.

Nov 22 2012 2:06PM
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S.RUZYCKI
Posts: 498 - Karma: 28
this
Nov 22 2012 2:17PM
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I_Am_Mod
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haha !
Nov 22 2012 3:06PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
O.....M.....G hahha
Nov 22 2012 3:45PM
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the-honeypossum
Posts: 529 - Karma: 130

start speaking german (since i learned it in highschool)if someone bitches or complains at me for cutting them off or somthin. it usually works unless they speak german to. then just mob out

Nov 22 2012 4:21PM
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BertBoyd
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Ich spreche Deutsch, um!
Nov 22 2012 4:23PM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
your sock is untied! your hair is unzipped! and of course you dropped your pocket
Nov 22 2012 5:11PM
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BertBoyd
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Sadly they always fall for it...
Nov 22 2012 8:08PM
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