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Best Chair Lift Insult

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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Some guys screamed at me " i had fun fucking your mom last night " so i screamed back " ha jokes on you bitch i have 2 dads "
Nov 5 2012 12:12AM
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Julian.F
Posts: 2738 - Karma: 1,280
ROBERT I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Nov 5 2012 11:30AM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
i just like turning up my music so people on the lift can here it, then switching to some hardcore rap shit.... but when they get off its right back to chill ass rock
Nov 5 2012 11:51AM
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Julian.F
Posts: 2738 - Karma: 1,280
Funny thing is you didnt reply. You sat there like a bitch. WADUP!
Nov 5 2012 12:11PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
just because you're a sloth doesn't give you the right to start a mariachi band
Nov 5 2012 12:46PM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
lol this, i keep to myself my music and my friends, but if some kid pisses me off and i see him haha oh how much fun i have being a douche bag to these kind of kids.
Nov 5 2012 12:52PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I give this story a thumbs up.
Nov 5 2012 1:02PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
^ one of Robert's dads
Nov 5 2012 1:28PM
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Julian.F
Posts: 2738 - Karma: 1,280
:)
Nov 5 2012 2:30PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,856
i second this notion
Nov 5 2012 2:38PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Not any more. The dudes carcass rotted and fell apart. I'll start up again next time I kill someone. You'll be the first to know
Nov 5 2012 2:57PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I know a guy with a scouse accent and some woman wondered why he was in Tignes because liverpudlians are all robbers.

That was entertaining.
Nov 5 2012 2:58PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466


1. have a conversation with a friend about weird stuff
2. blast music like taylor swift, selena gomez, etc... while vigorously head-bobbing and throwing gangsigns up/the hand-gun
3. play intense screamo music and stare straight forward the whole time
4. have a conversation and act like you live right near the people... like down their street
5. speak spanish
Nov 5 2012 3:02PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Go away dad
Nov 5 2012 3:10PM
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W1nn1ng
Posts: 107 - Karma: 418
My friends tend to scream penis as loud as they can until people start awkwardly staring at them from the trail or lifts around us.  Another one of my friends always has to sing dick in a box the whole chair ride, I can never get him to shut up.  If I end up in the singles line I stick to playing metal as loud as possible and ignoring the people that are wondering what the fuck is wrong with me.
Nov 5 2012 3:25PM
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
My friend had a muffin thrown at him from a kid on the chairlift. He did nothing to defend himself.
Nov 5 2012 3:29PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
I can imagine that...
Nov 5 2012 3:29PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Sterotypical young teenage rebel status achieved
Nov 5 2012 4:08PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I started a giant snowball fight at mount snow on bottom of a chair lift like 3 years ago. not a insult but i thought I'd share.
Nov 5 2012 4:14PM
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James7
Posts: 233 - Karma: 30
just fight them and be done with it
Nov 5 2012 4:15PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
^ this comment

Nov 6 2012 12:00AM
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dirtybackside
Posts: 393 - Karma: 163
classic
Nov 6 2012 12:27AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
your mom goes to college
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Nov 6 2012 12:38AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
found this one chick bombing down the hill taking no turns and my friend had a half full cup of slushee. Chucked it and nailed the bitch in the face. She almost cracker while i almost and possibly peed my pants
Nov 6 2012 12:59AM
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Anti_Panda
Posts: 234 - Karma: 95
are you on ns?
Nov 6 2012 1:02AM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Yes, why do you ask?
Nov 6 2012 1:07AM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
Some boarder yelled "Nice skis bro" off the chair lift. I thanked him graciously and continued on with my day. It was a pleasant interaction
Nov 6 2012 1:10AM
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Anti_Panda
Posts: 234 - Karma: 95
i dont know... I hadnt thought this through
Nov 6 2012 1:11AM
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1337
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^^^
Nov 6 2012 1:13AM
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JeremyClarkson
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One time at Jiminy Peak hiking the park these kids were throwing m-80s off the chair at all kinds of people. They were doing it every time they went up the chair too. One group ended up tracking them down in the lodge before ski patrol could and gave one kid a busted nose haha.

Nov 6 2012 1:16AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
haha
Nov 6 2012 1:27AM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
haha i remember in high school I was skiing with my buddy and he was just starting to get decent at park so he tried a 2 onto a box and slid out. some kids on the chairlift started yelling "fuckin pussy" and the like. Anyways, saw em like 2 runs later considering my home hill had like 5 lifts and after a little intimidation my buddy and I pretty much forced the kids to try to hit all the features in the park even though they absolutely blew and we just pointed and laughed at them the entire way down, making sure every single person on the hill stopped and watched these kids bust ass. i know, cool story bro
Nov 6 2012 1:36AM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
my friends and i sit on opposite ends of the chair and talk to each other on our banana phones.... really confuses people
Nov 6 2012 2:57AM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Just gonna sit here and wait for more of your comments.
Nov 6 2012 2:59AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
I love the good old "you dropped your pocket" usually gets people everytime.

Or, you dropped your wallet, then they go look.
Nov 6 2012 3:04AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
Andrew and I would normally just sing on the chairlifts at Big Sky.. nbd
Nov 6 2012 3:19AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
^ That kid has some serious issues!
Nov 6 2012 4:08AM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
If they are French, and they have a wutang sticker, ask how they can understand the Wu. They get angry in a hurry
Nov 6 2012 9:43AM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
One of my friends called someone a faggot and the kid came back with "you're mom likes dick"
Nov 6 2012 10:01AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
you think you're so clever cause you ride dolphins for bitcoins, but Bill O'Reilly has AIDS and you better donate the lemons...
Nov 6 2012 11:49AM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Clever
Nov 6 2012 2:39PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
maybe....
Nov 6 2012 2:41PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Back when I lived and skied in NY, my friends and I would shout off the chairlift "HEY JOEY". We would get the funniest reactions. I need to think of a good name now for Colorado.
Nov 6 2012 2:44PM
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Casey
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 24,308
YOUR MOTHER SHOULDVE SWALLOWED YOU
Nov 6 2012 2:50PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
It was all ok when you were telling me about peaches, but now that I know you're from zanzibar pickles won't ever be the same for doug.
Nov 6 2012 2:52PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Well Doug can get aced because Amadinajihad ran extensively throughout while gastrointestinal threads abounded
Nov 6 2012 3:28PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
What did you say about toast!? Treyvon Martin was a saint and you're mother is an optometrist!
Nov 6 2012 5:09PM
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charcharbinks
Posts: 515 - Karma: 734
you dropped your pocket trollface.jpg
Nov 6 2012 7:16PM
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TRAP_CHEF
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 279
Ask them if their jacket/skis/pants come in hedero
Nov 6 2012 7:18PM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
singing is a common event on most of my lift rides
Nov 6 2012 7:37PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
lawl.
Nov 6 2012 7:41PM
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