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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Some guys screamed at me " i had fun fucking your mom last night " so i screamed back " ha jokes on you bitch i have 2 dads "
Nov 5 2012 12:12AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
you sure showed them? i bet they still stay up at night thinking about it
Nov 5 2012 12:16AM
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funkykid200
Posts: 81 - Karma: 16
a guy yelled to me "you suck"
i didn't respond
he said "nice comeback"
me "if you want cum-back lick it off your moms face"
he didn't respond,i know he heard it though
Nov 5 2012 12:24AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
more for someone who is on the chair with you, "do they make those skis in mens sizes?" get owned noob!!!!
Nov 5 2012 12:25AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
wow this makes me upset about how cool everyone thinks they are.
my turn.
my pals and I used to yell 'you dropped your pocket' or 'your zippers bleeding' to hate on racers. cool eh?
Nov 5 2012 12:26AM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
Me "Hi"

Them "Fuck you"

Me "={"
Nov 5 2012 12:26AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
A dude yelled at me that he banged my mom. My comeback was I hollowed out his carcass then used him as a puppet on my traveling stand up comedy tour, "Aidan and the dead guy"
Nov 5 2012 12:35AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
did i ever tell you about the time i threw up on bill murray
Nov 5 2012 12:40AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I don't actually understand any of this.
Nov 5 2012 12:42AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Estoy confudido
Nov 5 2012 12:42AM
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Mr_Mackey
Posts: 591 - Karma: 22
i BET he shit hit dick man<
Nov 5 2012 12:43AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
What the fuck were you even trying to say here?
Nov 5 2012 12:46AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
yo tambien
Nov 5 2012 12:46AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
This kid threw his poles at my friend on the lift. He caught one of them, broke it in half over his thigh and threw it back at the kid...
Nov 5 2012 1:20AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Well played. So did you actually throw up on Bill Murray or is that a line from something?
Nov 5 2012 1:20AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
neither!
Nov 5 2012 1:29AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Oooo randomness. I do love inanities
Nov 5 2012 1:30AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
i like to yell "YOU DROPPED YOUR POCKET!!!!"

and i often yell out shit like "hey Jim!" cause people always look even if its not their name, then they just get confused.

i dont yell rude shit though.
Nov 5 2012 1:34AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I was a fan of cumstallion. I think your new name requires a change in icon to this

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Nov 5 2012 1:36AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I just like to sit with randoms between a friend and I and start having a nonchalant conversation about fucked up wild shit
Nov 5 2012 1:38AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
pretty much this...i don't like yelling mean shit, throwing snowballs, spitting, ect.
Nov 5 2012 1:40AM
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Mr_Mackey
Posts: 591 - Karma: 22
POTATO
Nov 5 2012 1:57AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
get a room!
Nov 5 2012 1:58AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
maybe i'll change it back. seems like a few people really enjoyd CUMSTALLION
Nov 5 2012 2:09AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I dont know what you guys are talking about with all this hate and what not. I just mack on hoes when Im on the lift. And by macking on hoes I mean yelling youre hot from a comfortable distance.
Nov 5 2012 2:20AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
k
Nov 5 2012 2:21AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
being from Idaho I enjoy talking to my friend that is on the other side of some rando about how my new meth lab in the basement of my residence is doing,
Nov 5 2012 2:22AM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
I love turning up my music just loud enough so the randos on the lift can barely hear it, and then attempting conversation with them. Like speaking in a super loud voice and not answering their questions correctly
Nov 5 2012 2:22AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
lol. cute.
Nov 5 2012 2:23AM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
you must be from Caldwell
Nov 5 2012 2:56AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,291
riveting tale chap
Nov 5 2012 2:57AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
from Boise actually, Caldwell fucking blows.
Nov 5 2012 3:32AM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
one time I fell in the park and these little girls told me I'm gay from the chair so I showed them my dick.

now I'm in prison.
Nov 5 2012 8:47AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
people are so rude. if anyone cool ever heckles me while skiing i'll be crushed. i think i'll just lay down and cry
Nov 5 2012 8:54AM
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oldirtypatstard
Posts: 785 - Karma: 331
tickets on sale for that?
Nov 5 2012 9:11AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
if i can't think up a really good comeback to show them that i'm better than they are, i just clip out of my skis and go home to sleep in my closet.
Nov 5 2012 9:15AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
This is a good one, i gotta remember that
Nov 5 2012 9:22AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Hahahahaha newest park skier rip right there.  Writing that one down. 

Nov 5 2012 9:22AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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that's awesome
Nov 5 2012 9:24AM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
i was with this randy at App Ski one time and he yelled at ski patrol that they sucked a skiing. Not really interesting but after reading all the inputs i felt compelled to write this
Nov 5 2012 10:27AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Well the jerk store called, They're running out of you!
Nov 5 2012 10:31AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i dont cause shit on the chairlifts... mostly cause im not 12.

and if and when people do yell or spit at me, ill try and find them, then threaten to beat the shit out of them.

yaya i know
#tufffffffguy.

but seriously. youll spit at me from the chairlift, but would you ski right up to me and spit on me from within arms length?
didnt think so.
Nov 5 2012 10:40AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i love bacon but that doesn't make me a walrus
Nov 5 2012 10:41AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
unless you're a scorpion, in which case peanut butter castles are irrelevant.
Nov 5 2012 10:44AM
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Shukovski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 433
When someone insults me I pretend to be Russian gangster, which is easy for me since I'm Russian.

Many are on the verge of shitting their pants by the dismount point.
Nov 5 2012 10:45AM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
on the chairlift we always use the classic HEY DAD!!! 60% of the time, it works every time
Nov 5 2012 10:48AM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
Relevant
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Nov 5 2012 10:54AM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
my friends and i used to always shout "hi dad!!" whenever we saw a middle aged man by himself. got some pretty funny looks, we were really cool
Nov 5 2012 10:58AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Potato chips mean nothing to me, Whoopi Goldberg is my idol!
Nov 5 2012 11:07AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
This. One time, the kid in the middle wasn't responding until we were at the top of the lift and saw a black guy dressed as santa claus.  My friend said, "hey look its santa" and the kid just burst out saying "I aint never seen no n***** santa claus" and skied off into the sunset
Nov 5 2012 11:14AM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 456 - Karma: 579
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Meh

Nov 5 2012 11:20AM
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