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Skiing is now Call of Duty

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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
Pretend skiing is CoD and you can pick 3 perks that augment your skiing style. i think ill go with

-Speedometer: Improved estimation of how much speed you need for any given jump, drop, line

-X-Ray: Ability to look through a cliff and know how deep/soft your landing is

-Stomping Power: Increased landing ability on flat landings



Think of the best 3 perks and WIN!
Nov 3 2012 3:34PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
binding pro: Binding always realease when you need them to, no fuck ups

Lift line pro: no lift lines ever

Ninja pro: the ability to hide from your friends on pow days
Nov 4 2012 9:39PM
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Forest.
Posts: 329 - Karma: 500
Swicharoo - The ability to interchange all the park skiers clothing and old dudes clothing, funny shit would ensue.
PerfectBalance - Never lose balance on a rail, no exceptions.
Fuckyouimanengineer - Ability to create any feature wherever you want whenever.
Nov 4 2012 9:51PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Screamin' Semen Pro - Ability to ride and land in screamin' seaman without any issues.

Bag o' Tricks Pro - Have the largest bag of tricks, virtually any trick.

Weather man - Ability to change the weather in your favour
Nov 4 2012 10:47PM
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Linked
Posts: 325 - Karma: 216
Juggernaut - never get hurt
Marathon - gain speed regardless of slope angle and perfect speed for jumps
Weather - control the weather and snow conditions

Nov 4 2012 11:01PM
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hippi3773
Posts: 363 - Karma: 274

Lightweight: Faster spinning on any axis and softer landings

MasterTactician: Ability to chain together tricks for maximize steeze on every park lap or backcountry/ pow day

Juggernaut: Immune to injury

Primary: Armada Halo 170cm

Attachment: Rossignol Axial2 120's

Nov 4 2012 11:06PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
>from ontario
>what is a power day?

but seriously would probably be something like

Urban stealth pro: Hit any Urban rail/feature without being annoyed by to 5-0
chairlift sprint: increased lap times
free fucking food: pretty explanatory, would be so helpful
Nov 4 2012 11:29PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
best one in this thread, so sick.
Nov 4 2012 11:30PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
Time Machine - Ability to go back in time and correct my huge mistakes

Repello Muggletum - Charm to prevent muggles and noobs away from me in the park

Kodiak - Ability to turn into a bear

Nov 4 2012 11:55PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
only 1 of these directly involves skiing


I LIKE IT
Nov 5 2012 12:02AM
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GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
Unbreakable: able to eat shit as hard as possible trying new tricks and not get injured.
Stomping power would be nice
and steel ankles
Nov 5 2012 3:19PM
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BagOTricks
Posts: 815 - Karma: 3,351
Bling - So I could rock a 8xl tee AND 8xl pants

Bang Land - So I could ALWAYS land in the afterbang position

Gnome Vision - So I could find that gnome and win GNAR
Nov 5 2012 3:44PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
but then your stuck as a bear?
Nov 5 2012 5:27PM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
Unbreakable gear: ride my Dynafits with the same reliability as FKS.
Limitless energy: skin up any peak or line without tiring.
SnowPro: call on storms to drop large amounts of snow, particularly between the hours of 4 pm and 6 am.
Nov 5 2012 5:32PM
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DBfreeski
Posts: 2 - Karma: 13

Restart: Jump back to the start of a jump if I'm about to land on my ass so I can try it again.

Gradient: Ski on any  slope - downhill and uphill.

Timing: Increased timing and coordination.

Nov 5 2012 8:19PM
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DBfreeski
Posts: 2 - Karma: 13
Ski perk: Snowman: Produce infinite snow underneath my skis wherever I go.
Nov 5 2012 8:21PM
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