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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
So I recently noticed I haven't shaved my nuts in a good while. Probably 4 months and I have this nappy beard like jumble of pubes at the base. Shaving is so damn itchy, I'm thinking I should just wax my balls instead. Does everyone get that annoying itchy feeling after you get a good pube shave?  
Nov 3 2012 2:42AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Itching > Having your ball hair ripped off via hot wax

In my humble opinion.
Nov 3 2012 2:43AM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
my balls get itchy when i dont shave em
Nov 3 2012 2:46AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,738
No shave November
Nov 3 2012 2:48AM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
This. And OP, I'll put it simple: have you ever waxed at all?
Nov 3 2012 2:49AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

waxing your balls sounds awful.

But just an FYI-- hair growing back is pretty much itchy regardless. Waxing isnt an exception. But there are certainly products you can use to lessen or eliminate the itching entirely.

laser hair removal for the win? Although I don't have it and I've heard it feels like snapping rubber bands. Which sounds awful on sensitive genital areas.

Nov 3 2012 2:52AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I use a gillete fusion to shave my balls. When I say that to my friends, they think its insane to use a straight edge. But for me I feel much more comfortable than with an electric razor
Nov 3 2012 2:54AM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
Nair
Nov 3 2012 2:55AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
oh god. the smell of nair is so horrible.
Nov 3 2012 2:56AM
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Ronald_Ray.Gun
Posts: 53 - Karma: 12
for the love of god don't do this, it will burn like shit...
Nov 3 2012 2:58AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
Something amazing. If you shave your balls, or any other point of your body, it doesn't take that long to grow back, but when it does it never gets any longer.


Like the hair around my nipples. I could trim it, then all the sudden it's back, but it never get's any longer after a certain point.

Same with hair on your sack. It comes back then just stops.

It's fucking magic.

How does it work. How does it know to stop?

Smoke a joint and try to explain it to me.
Nov 3 2012 2:59AM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
Yeah same here. Laser apparently does tingle, it's expen$ive, it might take multiple sessions and... Meh sounds weird. Personally I waxed my upper legs once (just once, for aesthetic reasons when swimming, no homo) and wow did that hurt. I still shiver to the thought
Nov 3 2012 3:01AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
I waxed part of my gouch a while back when I was drunk enough too. it was painful but the pain went away soon after the waxing. That being said it was my gouch. I think I would rather go with a good waxing below the belt then deal with a couple days of itchy ass pubes.
Nov 3 2012 3:07AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

again..once the hair starts coming up from the follicle and breaks through the layers of the skin it still itches, so you're not going to escape the itch by waxing.

Just use some gold bond, after shave balm (no alcohol!) or buy vitamin E capsules, break them open, and massage the oil in.

Nov 3 2012 3:11AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
Word. I have never got a good close shave around my balls definitely a good trimming. Kind of tied between the two. Waxing seems like a hassle by my self, ill ask this girl I know if she will wax me she would probably do it believe it or not.  if she says no Ill shave.
Nov 3 2012 3:15AM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
a girl i used to date had me shave her ass hole whenever needed. seemed completely normal at the time. not in retrospect though
Nov 3 2012 3:19AM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
I just use a buzzer on my balls. It doesn't completely remove the hair, but brings it down super low and you basically don't even notice it's there. When it grows longer it doesn't itch because I never completely eliminated the hair. Problem solved.
Nov 3 2012 3:27AM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
Lolwut
Nov 3 2012 3:28AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
I ripped a bong a while ago so I will try to explain it to you in simple terms





































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Nov 3 2012 4:05AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Where;s that thread with the nair like product that wasn't supposed to be used on balls but everyone did anyway? It was all the amazon reviews about how bad it burned. I think Booshanks created it
Nov 3 2012 4:08AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,222
this is so gay. Dont shave your balls. Girls dont like feeling like they just slept with a 12 year old....or at least i dont. By all means trim...but dont shave, that's gaayyy...
Nov 3 2012 4:11AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
dude., listen to her. shave/wax it. yeah it's going to itch or whatnot for a bit. what the fuck do you think girls go through?! Suck it up, it use some gold bond...
Nov 3 2012 4:14AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
dude., listen to her. shave/wax it. yeah it's going to itch or whatnot for a bit. what the fuck do you think girls go through?! Suck it up, it use some gold bond...
Nov 3 2012 4:14AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
dude., listen to her. shave/wax it. yeah it's going to itch or whatnot for a bit. what the fuck do you think girls go through?! Suck it up, it use some gold bond...
Nov 3 2012 4:38AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
just keep everything tidy, and anything you want the girl
to put her mouth on should be trimmed(not prickly) or shaved.
Nov 3 2012 4:40AM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
I disagree, first time and last time shaving down there I just did a little test patch. Holy fuck was it itchy, got to the point where I decided to tweeze out the 20 or so individual hairs. Hurt like a fucking bitch, but no itch whatsoever afterwards. That's when I decided just to trim.
Nov 3 2012 4:42AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
dude., listen to her. shave/wax it. yeah it's going to itch or whatnot for a bit. what the fuck do you think girls go through?! Suck it up, it use some gold bond...



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Nov 3 2012 4:53AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

yeah it doesnt itch as quickly,because you've taken the hairs out by the root, but once they start to grow back through the skin, it should itch just as similarly-- unless there's something else causing the itch, ie: sweat.

Nov 3 2012 4:56AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
dude., listen to her. shave/wax it. yeah it's going to itch or whatnot for a bit. what the fuck do you think girls go through?! Suck it up, it use some gold bond...
Nov 3 2012 4:57AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
the key is to ignore the itch. i've learned to ignore the itch so well, that the itch is no longer there, same goes for facial hair.
Nov 3 2012 5:05AM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
Trim up top, shave the pubes
Nov 3 2012 5:14AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Just use this stuff. Works great. Check the reviews.


Nov 3 2012 5:25AM
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malux94
Posts: 232 - Karma: 25
The problem with that shit is that it smells horrible. If you use it people around your house (unless you live alone) won't know what you did exactly, but they'll all know you did something nasty
Nov 3 2012 9:13AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Waxing is the right call OP, trust me. If they're sure after just as some rub A535 and you'll be good
Nov 3 2012 9:15AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Yeah, what kind of man are you OP?
Nov 3 2012 9:46AM
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pow_pow~
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 1,804
does anyone here like the smell of ballsweat?
Nov 3 2012 10:15AM
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49566738265
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Ya, there's nothing more awesome than a nice set of curly hair soaking up your sack sweat all day. Definitely agree.
Nov 3 2012 10:16AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
shave my balls, never get an itch. love my shaved balls.
Nov 3 2012 10:22AM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
first review:
"DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"

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Nov 3 2012 11:17AM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
I use a straight edge for my balls and electric for the fro. If they're itchy just use deodorant or baby powder
Nov 3 2012 1:44PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Do you like touching hairy balls? I don't.
Nov 3 2012 1:48PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
having nice cleanly shaven balls is fantastic. but i dont wanna go full tween because majority of girls i have had this conversation with are on the "trimmed but not totally shaved" boat so thats what i do. no itching issues ever, except on the balls sometimes lol
Nov 3 2012 1:48PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
yes. fuck waxing.



I hate an unshaved vag (gross) so I'm assuming women hate unshaved balls
Nov 3 2012 2:01PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
Just use this, guaranteed no itch afterwards

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Nov 3 2012 2:04PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
Yeah I'm thinking about trimming the top and going to work  on the sides and backs of my balls. They have this gnarly ass side burn mess hanging lower than my testicles. It's the worst its been and definitely needs to be taken care of. 
Nov 3 2012 2:13PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i shave my balls about every 3rd day
Nov 3 2012 2:27PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
its shave it.
Nov 3 2012 2:27PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
Its funny we can have a thread about people shaving their balls but cant have one talking about marijuana smoking being a stereotype of skiers.
Nov 3 2012 2:58PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
This.

I use a mach three on my balls. I have cut my balls too many times with my electric.
Nov 3 2012 3:05PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
Use short trim clippers (like what the barber uses) for everything, then cleans have just the sack (sides undersides the whole deal). That way everything is nice and short and clean but it doesn't have that weird fucking little boy look or what have you. And she can get real down on your nuts without getting hairs in her mouth.
Nov 3 2012 3:51PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
I typically shave my balls and just trim the hair above my package really short. The key is to maintain manhood while also maintaining hygiene and presentation.
Nov 3 2012 4:17PM
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